100 Fanfics/Spring

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Strong Mad let go of the egg and smiled briefly to see it stand on its end. Then it toppled onto its side yet again, and his face fell.

"Are you sure it's the spring equinox, The Cheat?" said Strong Bad, squinting at it. "I thought you said we could balance an egg on its end today!"

The Cheat shoved a calendar reading "today=Egg Standin' Day" in his face, and Strong Mad tried once again to stand the egg up. This time, it balanced, and the three of them cheered.

"Whoa. It's like the planets... Are in mystical alignment... All around this egg," said Strong Bad, who for once was highly impressed.

"Sorry Strong Bad," said Strong Sad, entering the room, "but you can balance an egg on one end on any day. You're just getting impressed over its center of gravity."

"Yeah?" said Strong Bad. "Well... I'll get impressed over your centre of gravity!"

"What?"


"Okay... now let go!" said Strong Bad.

Strong Mad let go of Strong Sad's legs, leaving him balanced on his head for a spilt second before he collapsed.

"Oh man," said Strong Bad. "This is way cooler than that stupid egg! Who woulda thought that Egg Standin' Day was also Dumpy Baby Brother Balancin' Day? We're gonna make a mint! Maybe even a whole spear-mint. You writing this down, Reporter The Cheat?"

Reporter The Cheat answered in the affirmative, and Strong Sad groaned. "Strong Bad, when was the last time you slept?"

All in all, it was a typical day.


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