The Homestar Runner Movie

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THE HOMESTAR RUNNER MOVIE

(Not to be confused with any other Homestar Runner Movie) Written By TDenztest2.png

I'M STARTING OVER! I'm scraping everything previously written and starting fresh! Well, somewhat fresh. It's essentially the same plot but with some alterations and better scripting... I could still use some suggestions and advice, though!

CLICK HERE to view the movie's preview!

Scenes

1) Opening Titles
2) The Invasion

Old Scenes

1) The Opening Titles
2) The Website's Crash
3) Back At The F.B.I.
4) The New World

Plot

SPOILERS START HERE!


Project Delta is a mystery even to those working on it. Few even know if it's important or not. Most don't even know what it's for. But whatever it was, led to the discovery of a small, unmarked, unknown town near the center of the United States of America. What at first seemed like a minor glitch would soon make it to the FBI's top priorities.

"Delta Town" as it is soon named, has no way of contact, no known history, and no known residents, at least that what the FBI thought. Soon enough, a website documenting the town is found at "www.homestarrunner.com". Through uses of email with one of the residents, the FBI attempts several contacts with the people, although data reports show it all only being deleted. They decide to act. If the residents wish to not return contact, then the FBI has only one thing left to do... invade the town.

Meanwhile, in the little town of Free Country, USA, The Someteenth Anual Strongest Man in The World Contest is underway. It's all come down to our last two contestants, Strong Bad and Homestar Runner. Whichever bum can hold the most grapes, gets the gol' bol'. After a terrifyingly intense game, Strong Bad falls over, losing the competition. Homestar Runner has finally won his own gol' bol'.

The star of the show and all his buddies head back to his house for a celebration barbeque. Coach Z sneaks off to get a few sips of his oh so precious listorine. Suddenly, he spies something off in the distant. Something's coming towards the town, and fast! Coach Z, panicking, runs back to the gang and attempts to warn them of the attack, but it is all too late. Hoards of military planes and helicopters swarm the skies, search lights flood down onto the celebration. All the residents are taken away as prisoners. That is... most of them.

Characters

Most of the main characters are common on the site, while some I have made up. For those, I've created these descriptions.

SAMUEL FRANSON: An F.B.I. agent who discovered Free Country, USA. He is a bit hesitant at any attack on the characters but does as he's told.

DAN HORSEWITS: An F.B.I. Commander who is intent on destroying anyone related to Free Country, USA. He is a major hot head that gets angry at the slightest things, and will do anything to protect Project Delta.

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