The Homestar Runner Movie/The Invasion
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Characters:
Places: The Field, Marzipan's Backyard, Strong Bad's basement
Transcript
{fade in to a large descending shot of Free Country, USA. The camera zooms over various hills and buildings such as Bubs' Concession Stand, finally leading straight up to the announcer with the grape fairy sitting next to him.}
ANNOUNCER: Welcome! Welcome one and all to the Someteenth Annual Strongest Man in the World Contest! {cut to a panning clip of Pom Pom, Senor, The Robot and Mr. Bland, all underneath large piles of grapes} After hours upon hours of brutal competition, we're finally down to our last two, smokin' hot contestants! {cut to a wide shot of Homestar and Strong Bad each holding up a large pile of grapes. They are dimly lit. As the announcer says their names, they are hit with a spotlight from above} Strong Bad and Homestar Runner!
{quiet murmers from the crowd}
{cut to a shot of Strong Mad and The Cheat sitting at the front row of a small set of bleachers. Marzipan, Coach Z and Strong Sad sit behind them with worried expressions}
THE CHEAT: {worried mumblings}
STRONG MAD: HE CAN'T HOLD ON ANY LONGER!
{cut to an angled shot of a struggling Strong Bad. He looks over to Homestar}
STRONG BAD: You're going... down!
HOMESTAR: Not this time!
ANNOUNCER: {offscreen} And here comes the next grape!
GRAPE FAIRY: {offscreen} Go fish!
{Strong Bad collapses as the new grape is added. The crowd gasps!}
ANNOUNCER: Strong Bad is down! Homestar is the winner!
{cut to the winner's podium. Homestar walks up to it and accepts the gol' bol' from the announcer. He stands before the microphone}
HOMESTAR: I'd like to thank my Pom Pom fo' bein' ma dawg. And Coach Z for not trying to help we train! And... let's see... oh yes, how could I forget-
{cut to a shot of an excited Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: {gasp of surprise}
{back to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: -Bubs!
{back to Marzipan}
MARZIPAN: {dissapointed sigh}
{cut back to Homestar}
HOMESTAR: And now... party time!
{the screen flips around revealing a large barbeque behind Marzipan's house. All the characters (except for Strong Bad and The Cheat) are standing around dancing or talking. Sloshy's "Because it's Midnight" is playing. Marzipan stands near the middle with an angry look on her face. Strong Sad walks up to here carrying a tray of hamburgers}
STRONG SAD: Would you like a burger, Mar-see-pawn?
MARZIPAN: No way. This food is all so disgusting, how can you eat this? I didn't even agree to let Homestar host this party here...
STRONG SAD: Fine then, suit yourself! {walks off}
MARZIPAN: {sighs}
{cut to a shot of Bubs and Coach Z talking around a punch bowl holding cups}
COACH Z: -And that's when I tells him to leave my sportula alorn!
BUBS: Who are you again?
{Strong Sad walks up carrying the same tray}
STRONG BAD: Hamburgers?
BUBS: Why thank you, elephant man! {takes a burger}
STRONG SAD: What about you, Coach?
COACH Z: Naw thank you. I thinks I got a bad stormache for things like that.
BUBS: What did you put in these burgers? It tastes like a broken j-peg! {walks off with Strong Sad talking}
{Coach Z looks around and sneaks offscreen. Cut to a shot of Marzipan's front lawn. Coach Z sneaks around the corner and leans against front door. He pulls out a bottle of listorine and starts to chug it. As he finishes, he look off into the distance. The camera rotates to Coach Z's view and zooms up to an oncoming fleet of military planes and helicopters, as well as large vehicles on the ground.}
COACH Z: {offscreen} Oh my gorsh!
{cut to a shot of Coach Z sprinting back to the backyard. He soon draws a panicked crowd around him}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Coach Z? What's wrong with you?
POM POM: {bubbles}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah! I thought I told you to not bring any alcohol to my party!
MORE SOON!
