The Homestar Runner Movie/Scene Two

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Summary

After a series of odd events, HomestarRunner.com crashes.

Characters (In Order Of Appearance): Homestar Runner, Bubs, The Cheat, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Pom Pom, Marzipan, Strong Bad, The King Of Town, The Poopsmith

Places: Bubs' Concession Stand,The Stick, Strong Bad's House, New York City.

Date: March 7, 2007

Transcript

{Homestar is seen running along the hill}

HOMESTAR: I wonder why Stwong Bad was so gwumpy. I only wanted his fondu pot!

{He runs up to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs can be seen working in the back.}

HOMESTAR: Hey there, Bubsy!

BUBS: {turning around} Hey, Homestar. Hows it going?

HOMESTAR: Oh, you know. Normal I guess. How 'bout you?

BUBS: Feelin' fine all the time!

{The Cheat moves into the shot}

HOMESTAR: Hey, The Cheat!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

BUBS: What?? What are all my payin' customers doin' at the stick?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

HOMESTAR: Whoa! I gotta go check that out! {runs off}

BUBS: Wait! Come back! {sobbs softly on the table. He looks toward The Cheat} Hey, uh, The Cheat? Wanna buy something?

THE CHEAT: {leaving} {cheat noises}

BUBS: Oh man! {sobbs on the counter again}

{The scene cuts to the stick.Coach Z, Strong Sad, Strong Mad, Pom Pom, and Marzipan are standing there.}

STRONG SAD: -but the woman just told me that I was too grey...

COACH Z: What? Oh, I'm sorry Strong Sad. I storped paying attention when you begorn!

MARZIPAN: Oh look! Here comes Homestar!

{Homestar runs on}

HOMESTAR: Hey, my dogs! How ya dig it?

POM POM: {bubble noises}

HOMESTAR: Oh, so there's no party going on here?

STRONG SAD: Nope.

COACH Z: Nu-uh.

MARZIPAN: No.

POM POM: {bubbles}

STRONG MAD: NO!!!

HOMESTAR: Oh. Well then why did The Cheat tell me there was?

{The scene cuts to Strong Bad sitting at his desk, talking to The Cheat}

STRONG BAD: Are they all in place?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Well, what about the King Of Town?

{scene cuts to inside The King Of Town's castle. The King Of Town and The Poopsmith are hanging from the ceiling in nets, stuck.}

KING OF TOWN: Uh, Poopsmith? Could you hand me that biscuit dough?

{cuts back to Strong Bad and The Cheat}

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: {rubbing his gloves together} Excellent. Now we shall finnally take control over the rest! Release the weight!

{Pans right to show that a rope is tied from the ceiling to the floor beside The Cheat. He pulls out a small knife and swipes a cut through the rope. The scene cuts back to the Stick.}

HOMESTAR: Oh well. Say, you guys wanna go do something later on?

COACH Z: Well, I'm not doing anyth-

HOMESTAR: Not you, Coach Z!

MARZIPAN: {looks up} LOOK OUT!

{The characters dart out of the way as a giant metal block slams down on top of the stick. It is about the size of Strong Mad with a closed door on the front. It looks somewhat like an electric box.}

HOMESTAR: AHH! A U.F.O.!

COACH Z: IT'S A ROBORT CLOUD!

STRONG SAD: It's a crazed weather balloon!

MARZIPAN: It's just in the foreground!

STRONG MAD: IT'S A DINOSAUR!

{Strong Bad and The Cheat walk on}

STRONG BAD: Aww man! You guys didn't get hit?

HOMESTAR: Uh, no!

MARZIPAN: Strong Bad, you wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you?

STRONG BAD: No! Um. Maybe!. POSSIBLY!

HOMESTAR: Yah, it was him.

COACH Z: What is this thorng anyway?

STRONG BAD: I don't know, man! We just found it layin' around!

{Bubs walks on, his head low in depression}

BUBS: Hey guys. {noticing the machine} Whoa! How'd you guys get your hands on the site's server?

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

BUBS: Yah. You know! The website's server! The main frame for the whole area of Free Country, USA!

MARZIPAN: So, what do we do with it?

BUBS: I'd leave it alone if I were you. Who knows what chaos you could cause with that thing!

{Everyone walks off, except for Homestar. He looks around cautiously, looking to make sure that everyone is gone.}

HOMESTAR: Hmmm.

{he walks over to the box and opens the door. We see a jumble of wires and cables in a big confusing heap.}

HOMESTAR: Whoa! Colored worms! I wonder what happens if I pull this. {yanks out a blue cord. The sky behind him turns to black.} Ooops. That can't be right. {begins to walk away. But another cord catches his attention} What about... this one! {pulls out a green cord}

{scene cuts to Strong Bad's house. Strong Bad is checking his email}

STRONG BAD: E! E-M! E-M-A! E-M-A-I! E-M-A-I-L! EMAIL!

STRONG BAD: {typing} Wassup? Wassup? That's the best you can do? I mean, I know I've done a lot of emails, but this is... just sad. You definetely do not deserve-

{The lappy dissapears before him}

STRONG BAD: What the crap?

{Cuts back to Homestar with the server}

HOMESTAR: Hey! Unfair! That one didn't do anything! {plugs it back in} Ahh, this thing is boring. {walks off}

{Scene cuts back to Strong Bad's desk. The Lappy appears in front of him again.}

STRONG BAD: That was weird. Oh well. {walks off}

{cut to the field. Homestar is walking}

HOMESTAR: Well, now what? {sees Strong Bad coming} Uh-oh! Stwong Bad's coming! I hope he's not still mad at me!

STRONG BAD: {only his voice} Hey, Homestar! Get over here!

HOMESTAR: OH NO! {runs off}

{Strong Bad chases after}

STRONG BAD: Wait! I just need to ask you a question!

{Homestar runs back by the server. Strong Bad chases him. They circle around it several times, yelling at eachother. Eventually, Homestar's foot catches onto an exposed wire, sprouting from the open door. He trips on it and falls to the ground, followed by a massive clump of cords, all unplugged. Strong Bad runs up to him.}

STRONG BAD: {panting} Homestar.... wait. {noticing the unglugged server} Homestar, what'd you do????

{the screen becomes brighter and brighter. Finnally, it fades away and we see Homestar and Strong Bad standing in the real world Times Square in New York City. Taxis and people bustle around them, hardly noticing them.}

HOMESTAR: This can't be good.

{end scene}

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