The Homestar Runner Movie/Scene One

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Summary

The opening title sequence for The Homestar Runner Movie.

Character (In Order Of Appearance): Samuel Franson, Adam Redman, Strong Bad, Homestar Runner

Places: Top Secret F.B.I. Base, Strong Bad's House

Date: March 6, 2007

Transcript

{The shot fades in from black and we view a heavilly guarded F.B.I. facility through a wired gate. The sign on the gate reads F.B.I. PROPERTY. NO TRESPASSERS! The scene cuts to inside the building where several men and women are on computers, working very quickly. Phones ringing and quiet chatter can be heard. The view comes to Samuel Franson working at his computer. Adam Redman walks up behind him.}

ADAM: How's the research going, Franson?

SAMUEL: Sir, you may wanna take a look at this.

ADAM: What is it?

SAMUEL: I was doing a sweep for any oddities in the Project Delta map, when I came upon this unknown area.

ADAM: It's only a computer glitch.

SAMUEL: I'm not so sure, sir. See I found this website and-

ADAM: Oh, don't tell me about a website, Sam! Gimme' the facts!

SAMUEL: Fine. The area seems to populated by odd creatures, definitely not human, but are able to communicate with one another the same as people do!

ADAM: How is that possible?

SAMUEL: I don't know! But, I do think it's odd how they didn't appear to us until Project Delta began!

ADAM: It could be a possible enemy to our work!

SAMUEL: Well, what do we do?

ADAM: Find a way to make contact with them, and get me more info on them.

SAMUEL: Yes, sir.

{Adam walks off. Samuel begins to type.}

SAMUEL: {reading aloud} Dear Resident of Free Country, USA-

{the view zooms in on the computer, as the screen fills with white. The words THEDENZEL PRESENTS and all other neccisary title. Finnally, the titles read, BASED ON THE CHILDREN'S BOOK BY MATT CHAPMAN AND CRAIG ZOBEL. The titles begin to zoom outward, and the title THE HOMESTAR RUNNER MOVIE is read on the screen. Soon, the view zooms out further, showing that the white backround was really the strings on Strong Bad's head. He is checking his email at his computer.}

STRONG BAD: Email checkin' time! With this email comes and email ryhme! And.. um... that was the rhyme.

Subject:ATTENTION

Dear Resident Of Free Country, USA,
The F.B.I. wishes a neccisary meeting
with you at an undecided date. Please
inform your region of the meeting and
contact us ASAP.
-Samuel Franson of the F.B.I.

{Strong Bad stops reading at wishes.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} What the? What is this? Do you even know my name? Oh man! It's as if you were asking to be deleted. Well, here goes! DE-LE-

{Pan out to show that Homestar is standing in the room}

HOMESTAR: I know your name!

STRONG BAD: What? Of course you do! You freakin' never leave my house!

HOMESTAR: Oh yeah! Speaking of ducks, can I borrow your fondu pot?

STRONG BAD: GET OUTTA HERE!

{Homestar runs off}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Uh. Anyway, loser. DELETED!

{The Lappy shows the deleted sign for a brief second. The view cuts back to the real world and shows Samuel flinching at his screen}

SAMUEL: What? Deleted?

{end scene}

The Homestar Runner Movie
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