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| 25. This Is A Catchy Title - 5:26PM, 27th of July 2005 (FCST) |
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Well, I missed a day. Great. But anyway, let's get to the real topic of today's blog. And no, it doesn't involve the Experiment Room, pudding, or constant references. Today I'm going to guide you through how I write a blog entry! First up, I have to think of a catchy title. Without the catchy title, the blog is nothing I tells you, NOTHING! But once you've got the catchy title. It's pretty much smooth sailing from there on in. After the catchy title, I start the entry. I usually write on different subjects each day, but occasionally something big in my life will occur and my blog gains a plot or something. This has only happened once though, when I was transported to 20X6. Once I get my subject, I write 3, 4 or sometimes even 5 paragraphs relating to the blog entry. This doesn't include the starting sentance where I just introduce the day's blog entry, or when I finish with a finishing sentence. Of course, there's gotta be some sort of suttle (or not so suttle) reference to Tampo Email. In this case, it is definitely the latter. When the blog entry is done, I then enter my mood. For some raisen, there's something odd about the inputbox, and the Jibberish-To-Word program stuffs it up. You'll usually get the gist of it. After the mood, I enter in the Flash Movie I was watching, and who created it. At the end of all of it, I have my ending sentence. It's normally short, but sometimes it will be a couple of lines long. Like this one! And, well, I guess... this is my way of saying... umm... next paragraph. Alrighty, so that's how I write my blog entry. So until next time, remember, Don't Snitch Pudding! Current mood: Teachered Current flash movie: The Untitled Gunhaver Project - Steve |
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24. Experimental |
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Because I got a new experiment lab, I decided to test it out. I went through and pressed various buttons, finding some good ones, and some not-so-good ones. I've gotten through a fair few, so I'll post them here.
Well, that's 16 down, 1,484 to go. It'll take a while, but I think I'll be able to get them all done. Maybe I'll post a log of them or something... I dunno. I figure something out. Right now I have to get some ice from that 2 kilo weight dropped on my head. Ouchy. Current mood: Painfulled Current flash movie: The Jlammy Experience - Trevor |
| 23. Video Game Madness - 10:06PM, 24th of July 2005 (FCST) |
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Man, it has been way too long since my last blog entry. For the next week, I'm going to do daily updates. Seriously. Okay now. I heard a knock on the door the other day, so I grabbed my new Jibberish-To-English headset, put it on and answered the door. It was some guy called Trevor. He looked a little weird, and he had a chicken running around his feet. It kinda scared me, seeing what happened in my holographic simulation program. He asked me if I hated Strong Bad. I didn't really hate me, but I was still freakin' out because of the chicken, so all I said was, "Yes". He replied with, "Good", and asked me if I wanted to create a video game based in 20X6. I almost fainted, due to the terrible, terrible pudding experiences I had in 20X6. But anyways, I needed the money, since I had to sell practically all the furniture in my house to have an experiment room shipped in from somewhere to undo undo the radiation caused by the Rocko. I may be broke, but now I have 1,500 buttons to test. Well, 1,499. Back on subject. So, I accepted Trevor's offer. First, he said I had to think of a futuristic name. I couldn't think of one, and now the game is called, "The Jlammy Experience". Sometimes I hate my life. Jlammy. What kind of insanity name is that? But anyways, after much talking, and editing on Trevor's computer, uh, the "Stinky" or something, I had a game. Jlammy. I swear, if he didn't have that chicken, I would kick his butt. Current mood: Scaried Current flash movie: Daisy Cheats - Colour Printer |
| 22. Radioactive Goo! - 4:49PM, 15th of July 2005 (FCST) |
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Well, apparently the Rocko has been giving off radiation. So now, I've ended up with... well, let me tell you how things went. Even though it has only been a few days since I got the Rocko, I decided to clean it. I had nothing better to do, and ever since I passed out on the keyboard it been's a little mucky. Well, after I had finished my lunch (which consisted of 386 fistfulls of dirt), I got to cleaning. I use my handy-hand-force to grab a screwdriver and unscrew the screws that was keeping the keyboard locked onto the Rocko. I took it off, and to my surprise, the circuit boards and stuff were dripping with some sort of glowing green goo. I thought to myself, "I'd better get rid of this", but just then my head turned into a chicken. I decided against asking somebody for help, because if Strong Bad caught me out in the open, d'I never hear the end of it. Well, after througholy cleaning the insides of the Rocko and dumping the radioactive goo down the drain, I found that I was covered in the stuff. I got into the shower to clean myself off, but when I got out and looked in the mirror, I found I had a large pair of ears. Well, at least I can hear everything extra good now. So, I'm experimenting with different stuffs in my kitchen (I mean, I did create a mind control helmet using stuffs from the kitchen), trying to find something that works. Right now, I'm looking like some sort of... I really have no idea. But there's one thing that's good after all this - the Rocko 1024 is spotlessly cleaned! Current mood: Mutation'd! Current flash movie: Favorite Power-Up! - The Gregginator |
| 21. There Is No Washing Machine - 10:39PM, 14th of July 2005 (FCST) |
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I know it's late, but I've been getting slack with my blog entries lately, so I'm gonna do one tonight if it kills me. Speaking of killing me, I decided to try out my new Rocko. Apparently in has a holographic virtual simulation whatever on it. I didn't know what it did until I turned it on, then I found myself... well, nothing was different. I decided to check outside, you know, to see if the sky was purple or anything. The sky wasn't purple, so I stood in the middle of the field and just stared blankly for some raisen. Suddenly there was a white flash, and all of a sudden, Giant Brain, Chicken and Washing Machine were there, floating/standing/sitting next to me. The giant brain said, back in 2005! Man, it's been a while. Then the chicken called me a powerful warrior guy. I felt cool that moment, like, I was teh awesome. Heh, I said teh. Anyway, I just said, "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa! The washing machine's calvary has arrived." I started wobbling towards them, but then Washing Machine knocked me away. It was fun. Right up until I feel through the roof of my house. I was a little dizzy, but a wobbled back out to the field. I got there just in time to see the three guys disappear. I noticed that Strong Bad was crushed, so I wobbled over to him. I was pretty sure he was dead, so I said sadly, "I'm gonna miss you, Strong Bad". Funny. That's the most sense I've ever made. It was an extremely sad moment, but then the entire universe exploded, and the Rocko stopped whatever it was doing and I was snapped back to reality. I still can't believe I said teh. Current mood: Saddening Current flash movie: ultimate flash sonic - Dennis_gid |
