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Well, I found out what alternate reality I'm in. Whell, I don't know, but I've looked around and seen it. That means I've escaped. Duh. Okay, transferring data.

HOMSAR: Okay. Stardate - Early 22nd of August morning. Point 2. I believe I've found a way out of this dank cellar - however, it will rather difficult without the help of Squeaky. I've noticed a couple of weak bricks on this wall - so, I'm going to try and back out. One... two... three! {bang, crash, crumble} AAAAAAH! Ow! Ow! Eeeeeeee... it burns! Ah! For the love of...! Oh, son of a...! GAH! Oh, man that hurt! Geez! {sigh} Well, at least I'm out. Now... where to go... hey, who the heck is that?
HOMSAR 2: Oh, man. This isn't good. The Multiverse Beings are gonna have my head. Or more importantly, my marbles.
HOMSAR: Who the heck are you? And where did you get those cool glasses?
HOMSAR 2: I am Homsar, Headmaster of the Imitation Universe. These glasses are mine, and you can't have them.
HOMSAR: Aw. Anyways, so I'm in an Imitaiton Universe?
HOMSAR 2: No, the Imitation Universe.
HOMSAR: What a confusing name for a universe. Who names these things?
HOMSAR 2: I'm not supposed to tell anyone, but since you're me, I think you oughta know. This universe is a sub-universe of the J oh five H ooa universe, which is in turn a sub-universe of the H...
HOMSAR: I don't really care. I wanna know how I'm going to get out of here and back into my universe.
HOMSAR 2: That would probably be most wise. I can just send you back by... oh no! It's Imitation Strong Bad! Get out of site!
HOMSAR: I just OOF! Geez... fine...
IMITATION STRONG BAD: Hey! Homsar!
HOMSAR: Hey, man. How's it... {bang}
IMITATION STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Wait a minute - wasn't Homeschool here?
HOMSAR: Ah! Homsar!
IMITATION STRONG BAD: What in the...
HOMSAR: Oops... I'd better just stay put... hey! It's Homeschool! I gotta see if his okay! Wait wait wait... Homsar said that this is a different universe, so everything must be different, so Homeschool musnt've of been kidnapped. Oh well. I'll just... sit it out.

HOMSAR: Alrighty, it's been half an hour, and Homeschool and Imitation Strong Bad have gone, so I'm going out to see if Homsar's okay. Hjghhahhghgjibneyhghggiugiighijijdah! {thump} Wow, Heavy Lourdes sure are heavy. Hey, man, you okay?
HOMSAR 2: I don't feel so good... oh no! Where did my glasses go? My coolness! Oh no! Now I'm insane like you!
HOMSAR: Well, how am I going to get home?
HOMSAR 2: I'll just... OH NO! My elemental spheres! They must've scattered when the Heavy Lourde hit! Oh, thank goodness, there's one over there. I make a weird walking noise. Well, here's the blue one. {gulp}
HOMSAR: That's where I keep my house keys!
HOMSAR 2: If you want to get home, you're going to have to find the other three elemental spheres. Theres three - Earth, Fire and Air. You should fine them, and... oh, crap. More inter-universal travellors! They look like they're from the...
HOMSAR: Oh, I know them. I've been to there universe before.
HOMSAR 2: Hmmm. So, you must have travelled forward in time. However, since you are in only a minor universe, the future hasn't been written yet so it conserves space, so you must have automatically entered the J oh five H ooa universe. Oh no, they're coming this way. Get back behind the bushes.
HOMSAR: Alrighty.
TREVOR: Here he is. Just where I said he was.
BRAIN: How'd you know he'd be here?
TREVOR: Oh, he's always here on Mondays.
BRAIN: Oh.
BRODY: So... Homsar, are you, um, the headmaster?
HOMSAR 2: Headmaster? I have no idea what you're talking about.
BRAIN: Uh... Homsar? Trevor, is he broken?
HOMSAR: What? Broken? I'm insulT-HACK! Bubbles? What?
TREVOR: Well... um... no, he's always like that.
CHICKEN: So... he's not the headmaster?
TREVOR: I guess not.
BRAIN: Then... I guess we're back at sqaure one, huh?
WASHING MACHINE: No, look. The "earth" essence inside of it is spinning rapidly, meaning it is close to another elemental sphere. It is glowing radiantly, meaning it is close to the universal headmaster.
HOMSAR 2: Always like that?! That's not true and you know it! If I had my spheres...
CHICKEN: Trevor, I feel sorry for your universe.
TREVOR: What happened to him?
WASHING MACHINE: I do not know. Probably the same accident that caused him to lose his elemental spheres.
BRAIN: So how's the headmaster going to help us if he has some sort of brain damage?
HOMSAR 2: What?!
WASHING MACHINE: If we can reunite all the elemental spheres, it should give the headmaster enough power to temporarily reawaken. During this brief time period he could fix his brain damage and give us a reward in return.
CHICKEN: Are you sure he'll give us a reward?
WASHING MACHINE: I am not positive, but it is our best shot. So Homsar, here is your green marble. Do you possess any more of these?
HOMSAR 2: Well... yeah... here's my Water Sphere.
TREVOR: That's gross.
WASHING MACHINE: The "water" elemental sphere. So this is only one you have got?
HOMSAR 2: Gee, you're bright. No. Go away.
CHICKEN: Is that a yes?
BRAIN: So how do we find the rest?
WASHING MACHINE: There are two more left: the red fire sphere and yellow air sphere. If we get them, we can reawaken the headmaster.
HOMSAR 2: I'm awake!
BRAIN: Yeah, but how do we locate them?
WASHING MACHINE: These elemental spheres that we possess can act like radar. We will search while holding these, and when we get close to a lost elemental sphere, the essence inside will swirl faster. The closer we get, the faster it will swirl.
TREVOR: Oh, so it'll be like the colder/warmer game?
WASHING MACHINE: Yes. Brody, Tampo, you two take the earth sphere and search towards the East. Me and Trevor will take the water sphere and search the West area.
BRAIN: Okay. And we'll meet here once we find them. Let's go.

HOMSAR 2: Finally. Well, Homsar, it looks like you won't have to worry about finding the spheres - Tampo, Brody, Stlunko and Trevor will do it for you.
HOMSAR: Who?
HOMSAR 2: In the mean time, you can use my house to rest. Here's the key.
HOMSAR: Alright. Thanks. Well, that's all the excitement for today. End transmission.

So, here I am, entering my blog on the Beepy, which apparently hasn't been destroyed in this universe. I'll give you some more updates as they progress.

Current mood: Alternatory

Current flash movie: Sysop Nomination Video - Ekul - Chwoka

Oh, man. This is dank. Very dank. Danker then dank. The dankest of dank. Um... now I've forgotten what dank means. That's pretty dank. But any-dank-way, let me tell you about how I got into this extremely dank situation. Pressing play... now!

HOMSAR: Well, it's currently... 10:17AM. It's a sunny Friday on the 19th of August, this year. Only 341 point 33 kilometres to go. Nothing eventful has happened, but... what the heck is that? The radar on the Schmick is picking up somebody. Around 100 metres in front of the car. Now it's running towards me! Oh, wait. I'm going towards him. {thump} Oh, crap. Now I gotta get out and check. Car - stop!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Car stopped.
HOMSAR: Sigh. I wonder what it could... wait a minute... how do you run over something in a hovering mini-car? AH! IT'S YOU AGAIN!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Get the Squeaky!
HOMSAR: Oh noes, not the Squeaky! I gotta run! Ah! They're surrounding me! Gabiaobijoaijoijaoivbjjibnyabjijbb.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: That oughta keep him sleeping for a little while. What now?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: First, we remove the Squeaky, like so. That was easy.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: {sarcastically} Wow. You're really smart. Let's get rid of Homsar now. The boss doesn't want him interferring in his plans with Homeschool. Not yet. We have to prepare first.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Sounds good. Where should we put Homsar?
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Let's put him in that dank cellar.
HOMSAR: Huh.. uh... dank? Oh no! Not dank! AaAaAaAaAaAa... my Squeaky! Where is it?! Where is he?!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: What? He's awake! This stuff is meant to... HEAVILY-SCENTED PERFUME? WHAT?
HOMSAR: I gotta get out of here.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Oh, no you don't. You want to get in this car, you're coming through me.
HOMSAR: Sounds good to me! Chaaaaaaarge!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: eep. {bang} Ohhhhhhh... {thump}
HOMSAR: AlrightyIgottagetoutofhereseatbeltonandcargoasfastaspossible!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: You are aware that your passenger has passed out, right?
HOMSAR: Yes!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Does he need a seat belt?
HOMSAR: NO DANG IT! JUST DRIVE ALREADY!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Driver's Seatbelt - on. Car - going. Maximum speed.
HOMSAR: Man, this sure is fast! Hey, you! Get out of my car!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Uhhh... you sure pack a wallop. Anyho... hey! Where are we going!
HOMSAR: Towards Homeschool!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Oh, no you don't! {lots of beeping noises}
HOMSAR: Hey, stay away from that dashboard!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Cup holder extended. Ice dispensed. Windshield wipers activated. CD Player on.
CD PLAYER: {plays the Stinkoman 20X6 Level 1 music}
HOMSAR: Hey, that's where my Stinkoman CD got to! I... Stop pressing buttons! You'll kill us all!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Or die trying!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Windows set to tinted mode. Date set to May 25, 2009. External speakers activated. Random alternate universe selected. Passenger seat ejected.
MYSTERIOUS VOICE 2: Woooooooooooaaaaaaah...
HOMSAR: Thank goodness for that. Wait a minute... alternate universe?
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Teleporting... please do not remove seatbelt...
HOMSAR: Oh no...

HOMSAR: Ergh... what time is it... 12:15PM?! May 27th, 2009? How did... oh, right. Anyway, where am I? I appear to be in a danker then dank cell. Man, I better write my blog. End transmission.

So that's how I got here. I have no idea where I am or what alternate reality I am currently situated in. Right time I'm tired, even after what appears to be 2 days of rest, so I won't be escaping right now. Oh, and how am I writing my blog entry you may ask? Well, you see, this watch has InstaNet access. Yeah. Well, I'm going to sleep now. Can't be bothered to fill in mood or Fla

EDIT: Guh... fell asleep... I'll just fill the mood and stuff in while I'm here. uhhhh... talk about dank...

Blog entry edited by Homsar at 10:50PM, 21st of August 2005

Current mood: Tirered

Current flash movie: The Many Dreams of Homsar - Homsar... I guess...

Okay, I'm here. Among the different gadgets I got from Homeschool's basement, I also managed to find a Blog-Recording-Headset with automatic Jibberish converter. Lemme just... turn it on...

HOMSAR: Okay. All appears to be well. Okay. Now, I'm just... heading out the door... with Homeschool's gadgets... now, I managed to score a watch just like the one he has! A little... fiddling around... there we go! According to this, Homeschool is located... only 373.91 kilometres from here. How entirely convienient. Well, he appears to be standing still, anyways. That's some good news. For the issue of the long hiking, I've grabbed a "Slightly-Hovering Mini-Car", or as I like to call it, the Schmick. Uh... I don't actually know how to drive. I'm sure I'll figure it out. Okay, let's hop into this not-so-mini car.

SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Please enter voice activation password.
HOMSAR: Um... okay... uh... Homsar?
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Password incorrect. Please enter voice activation password. Self-defence system will activate in 5 seconds.
HOMSAR: Uh-oh. I better get outta here. AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Password correct. Welcome, Homsar.
HOMSAR: Hmmm. That's a nice feature. I'll stay be loading all this junk into the car.

HOMSAR: Well, okay, all done. Let's go!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Halt!
HOMSAR: What now? No time! Let's get out of here! Um... how do you start...
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Car started.
HOMSAR: How... nifty... um... let's... enter in... Homeschool's cordinates... {beeping noises}
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Get out!
HOMSAR: I don't think I'll be doing that any time sooOOOOOON! Ow! Oh, no you don't! Get that thing away from me! Arghl! AaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!
MYSTERIOUS VOICE: Gah! It's the Squeaky we've been warned about! We must retreat!
HOMSAR: {puffing, out-of-breath noises} Well... that was close... anyway... let's go, Schmick.
SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: May I suggest you wear a seatbelt?
HOMSAR: I'll be fine. BWAA! Geez, this thing accelerates quickly. Well, I have a feeling this'll be a long three hundred and seventy three kilometre. I guess I'll sign out now, and I'll watch an in-flight movie.

Current mood: Consererned

Current flash movie: The New Message Problem - A Documentary - Some Wiki User

I've got some bad news for everybody - Homeschool has been kidnapped! No idea why he's been kidnapped, but for the last week or so I've been searching for clues at his house.

There wasn't really much to be found. A couple of half-eaten chocolate bars and a rug with a large amount of questionable stains. I was about to leave, but I tripped on the rug (shuddder) and landed on it. Ew. Just, ew. I was even more freaked out when I started sinking into the rug. I was about to scream, when I realised a section of floor was lowering, with me and the rug on it. It lowered into darkness. I found myself in pitch black, then there I was thrown around somewhere. When the lights came on, I found myself in frontof two levers. I decided to pulled the right one. Turns out it was a bad choice, because I fell into a pit of crocodiles. I ran back up. Why does he even have that lever? I then pulled the right one.

(Warning - Internet Connections - Blog Terminated)

Phew. Sorry 'bout that. Apparently the power to my house in Homeschool's name. It was his ever since he built it, and when we transferred the deed I guess we forgot to transfer the electrical license thing. The Rocko was running off AC power at the time, and because of all the crazy features on it it it took three days to recharge. But anywho. Back to the story of Homeschool.

So, yes. I pulled the right lever, which was the left lever. You know, because the left lever was right. The right left lever. No, your other left. Oh, forget it. I then found myself in a secret lab. It has a whole bunch of neat gadgets in it, some of which I will probably nag Homeschool about when he gets back. Wait, I stand corrected! When I find him! And how convienient, Homeschool was wearing his watch when he was kidnapped, and it just happened to have a GPS chip in it! I'm on my way Homeschool! You know, I can't help thinking though that perhaps I should've started a while ago. I mean, it's been 10 days. Well, I think I'll grab some equipment from this secret lab, and tonight, under the cover of darkness (What? Isn't that what heros do in the movie for some raisen?) I will rescue him! Speaking of which, I'll use that Blog-Recording Headset I used a while ago. I think it's still sitting... oh, crap, I just remembered I sold it to pay for the experiment room. Oh well, I'll live. See you tonight!

Blog entry edited by Homsar at 3:35PM, 18th of August 2005

Current mood: Adventurerous

Current flash movie: SuperSam2.1.xml - Anonymous

Well, after a delicious night of eating 3 whole pizzas, tomorrow I'm going to feast out on an extreamly large breakfast. You see, I hardly ever get these kinds of delicious meals, (apart from Ash Pudding that one time) and since I found out that BUTTON 431 through to BUTTON 436 create different kinds of pizza and that BUTTON 410 creates a breakfast comprising of eggs, bacon, orange juice and frosty chocolate milkshakes, I'll be having big breakfasts a lot more often. Not forgetting the previously mentioned BUTTON 383 which makes toasts.

I'll be inviting all the popular guys and lady-types such as Strong Sad, Marzipan, the King of Town and the Poopsmith, Pom Pom and Homestar. The King of Town I'm sure will be please, since BUTTON 2 creates exactly 500 grams of butter. He'll probably put a brick on it or something. I've even found a button that will create an assorted fruit and vegetable platter, BUTTON 15. It's a breakfast that caters for everybody! I've even invited Stinkoman and 1-Up! The Rocko seems to be a lot more compatible with Time Travel then the Beepy.

Well... um... I don't really have much more to say, considering I used pretty much all my info in the previous 2 paragraphs. I will however, finish off by saying that I found out that BUTTON 721 lets you record a new scroll button rap/song/sentence for Strong Bad's E-mail show. Heh. I stole Strong Bad's scroll buttons.

Current mood: Delishoused

Current flash movie: Tampo Email 49 - hovering - J05H-ooa