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| 30. The Alternast of Realities - 5:45PM, 23rd of August 2005 (FCST) |
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Well, I found out what alternate reality I'm in. Whell, I don't know, but I've looked around and seen it. That means I've escaped. Duh. Okay, transferring data. HOMSAR: Okay. Stardate - Early 22nd of August morning. Point 2. I believe I've found a way out of this dank cellar - however, it will rather difficult without the help of Squeaky. I've noticed a couple of weak bricks on this wall - so, I'm going to try and back out. One... two... three! {bang, crash, crumble} AAAAAAH! Ow! Ow! Eeeeeeee... it burns! Ah! For the love of...! Oh, son of a...! GAH! Oh, man that hurt! Geez! {sigh} Well, at least I'm out. Now... where to go... hey, who the heck is that? HOMSAR: Alrighty, it's been half an hour, and Homeschool and Imitation Strong Bad have gone, so I'm going out to see if Homsar's okay. Hjghhahhghgjibneyhghggiugiighijijdah! {thump} Wow, Heavy Lourdes sure are heavy. Hey, man, you okay? HOMSAR 2: Finally. Well, Homsar, it looks like you won't have to worry about finding the spheres - Tampo, Brody, Stlunko and Trevor will do it for you. So, here I am, entering my blog on the Beepy, which apparently hasn't been destroyed in this universe. I'll give you some more updates as they progress. Current mood: Alternatory Current flash movie: Sysop Nomination Video - Ekul - Chwoka |
| 29. The Dankest of Dank - 12:23PM, 21st of August 2005 (FCST) |
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Oh, man. This is dank. Very dank. Danker then dank. The dankest of dank. Um... now I've forgotten what dank means. That's pretty dank. But any-dank-way, let me tell you about how I got into this extremely dank situation. Pressing play... now! HOMSAR: Well, it's currently... 10:17AM. It's a sunny Friday on the 19th of August, this year. Only 341 point 33 kilometres to go. Nothing eventful has happened, but... what the heck is that? The radar on the Schmick is picking up somebody. Around 100 metres in front of the car. Now it's running towards me! Oh, wait. I'm going towards him. {thump} Oh, crap. Now I gotta get out and check. Car - stop! HOMSAR: Ergh... what time is it... 12:15PM?! May 27th, 2009? How did... oh, right. Anyway, where am I? I appear to be in a danker then dank cell. Man, I better write my blog. End transmission. So that's how I got here. I have no idea where I am or what alternate reality I am currently situated in. Right time I'm tired, even after what appears to be 2 days of rest, so I won't be escaping right now. Oh, and how am I writing my blog entry you may ask? Well, you see, this watch has InstaNet access. Yeah. Well, I'm going to sleep now. Can't be bothered to fill in mood or Fla EDIT: Guh... fell asleep... I'll just fill the mood and stuff in while I'm here. uhhhh... talk about dank... Blog entry edited by Homsar at 10:50PM, 21st of August 2005 Current mood: Tirered Current flash movie: The Many Dreams of Homsar - Homsar... I guess... |
| 28. Homeschool Horror II - 10:23PM, 18th of August 2005 (FCST) |
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Okay, I'm here. Among the different gadgets I got from Homeschool's basement, I also managed to find a Blog-Recording-Headset with automatic Jibberish converter. Lemme just... turn it on... HOMSAR: Okay. All appears to be well. Okay. Now, I'm just... heading out the door... with Homeschool's gadgets... now, I managed to score a watch just like the one he has! A little... fiddling around... there we go! According to this, Homeschool is located... only 373.91 kilometres from here. How entirely convienient. Well, he appears to be standing still, anyways. That's some good news. For the issue of the long hiking, I've grabbed a "Slightly-Hovering Mini-Car", or as I like to call it, the Schmick. Uh... I don't actually know how to drive. I'm sure I'll figure it out. Okay, let's hop into this not-so-mini car. SLIGHTLY-HOVERING MINI-CAR: Please enter voice activation password. HOMSAR: Well, okay, all done. Let's go! Current mood: Consererned Current flash movie: The New Message Problem - A Documentary - Some Wiki User |
| 27. Homeschool Horror - 8:20PM, 15th of August 2005 (FCST) |
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I've got some bad news for everybody - Homeschool has been kidnapped! No idea why he's been kidnapped, but for the last week or so I've been searching for clues at his house. There wasn't really much to be found. A couple of half-eaten chocolate bars and a rug with a large amount of questionable stains. I was about to leave, but I tripped on the rug (shuddder) and landed on it. Ew. Just, ew. I was even more freaked out when I started sinking into the rug. I was about to scream, when I realised a section of floor was lowering, with me and the rug on it. It lowered into darkness. I found myself in pitch black, then there I was thrown around somewhere. When the lights came on, I found myself in frontof two levers. I decided to pulled the right one. Turns out it was a bad choice, because I fell into a pit of crocodiles. I ran back up. Why does he even have that lever? I then pulled the right one. (Warning - Internet Connections - Blog Terminated) Phew. Sorry 'bout that. Apparently the power to my house in Homeschool's name. It was his ever since he built it, and when we transferred the deed I guess we forgot to transfer the electrical license thing. The Rocko was running off AC power at the time, and because of all the crazy features on it it it took three days to recharge. But anywho. Back to the story of Homeschool. So, yes. I pulled the right lever, which was the left lever. You know, because the left lever was right. The right left lever. No, your other left. Oh, forget it. I then found myself in a secret lab. It has a whole bunch of neat gadgets in it, some of which I will probably nag Homeschool about when he gets back. Wait, I stand corrected! When I find him! And how convienient, Homeschool was wearing his watch when he was kidnapped, and it just happened to have a GPS chip in it! I'm on my way Homeschool! You know, I can't help thinking though that perhaps I should've started a while ago. I mean, it's been 10 days. Well, I think I'll grab some equipment from this secret lab, and tonight, under the cover of darkness (What? Isn't that what heros do in the movie for some raisen?) I will rescue him! Speaking of which, I'll use that Blog-Recording Headset I used a while ago. I think it's still sitting... oh, crap, I just remembered I sold it to pay for the experiment room. Oh well, I'll live. See you tonight! Blog entry edited by Homsar at 3:35PM, 18th of August 2005 Current mood: Adventurerous Current flash movie: SuperSam2.1.xml - Anonymous |
| 26. The Big Breakfast - 9:29PM, 6th of August 2005 (FCST) |
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Well, after a delicious night of eating 3 whole pizzas, tomorrow I'm going to feast out on an extreamly large breakfast. You see, I hardly ever get these kinds of delicious meals, (apart from Ash Pudding that one time) and since I found out that BUTTON 431 through to BUTTON 436 create different kinds of pizza and that BUTTON 410 creates a breakfast comprising of eggs, bacon, orange juice and frosty chocolate milkshakes, I'll be having big breakfasts a lot more often. Not forgetting the previously mentioned BUTTON 383 which makes toasts. I'll be inviting all the popular guys and lady-types such as Strong Sad, Marzipan, the King of Town and the Poopsmith, Pom Pom and Homestar. The King of Town I'm sure will be please, since BUTTON 2 creates exactly 500 grams of butter. He'll probably put a brick on it or something. I've even found a button that will create an assorted fruit and vegetable platter, BUTTON 15. It's a breakfast that caters for everybody! I've even invited Stinkoman and 1-Up! The Rocko seems to be a lot more compatible with Time Travel then the Beepy. Well... um... I don't really have much more to say, considering I used pretty much all my info in the previous 2 paragraphs. I will however, finish off by saying that I found out that BUTTON 721 lets you record a new scroll button rap/song/sentence for Strong Bad's E-mail show. Heh. I stole Strong Bad's scroll buttons. Current mood: Delishoused Current flash movie: Tampo Email 49 - hovering - J05H-ooa |

