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| 15. Fourth Time's The Charm - HAW?:36, Wednesday 2Xst of June, 20X6 (FCST) |
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What fun. For the fourth time, but I'm pretty sure not the last, Strong Bad has put me in hospital. I managed to get the Beepy working again, and luckily in 20X6 they've forgotten about the previous incident. Apparently, after a quick retinal scan, I found out that this was the 37th time I've been in this hospital. I guess a lot can happen in X1 years. I'm suprised I managed to live that long. Anyways, I'd travel back to the past, but I don't think I'll be going anywhere in this condition. Let me explain. I was walking around, exploring Free Country USA. After Bubs' Concession Stand (now run by Bubs Jr.) but before the Stick, there was a new place called the Free Country Retirement Home. Apparantely it wasn't much of a home, there was just Pom Pom, Strong Bad, The King of Town and some other weirdo Ive never seen before. I was just walking down the hallway when I ran into Strong Bad. He then fed me a wrench and punched me in the gut. His power has improved over the years. They said I'll be out tomorrow, thanks to 20X6-y technology. For now, I'll just read about how Strong Mad won another wrestling match. I know The Cheat is involved, I mean, it just wouldn't be like The Cheat if he didn't. Current mood: Wrenched Current flash movie: Palbert, NOT Dogbert - Mrs. Jibney |
| 14. Planet Of The Brains - 1:X2AM-9:2XAM, Tuesday 29th of June, 20X6 (FCST) |
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HEADSET: Hard drive transfer complete. Input is now recorded. WASHING MACHINE: Stinko need a reason to live. I do not feel like challenges anymore. I wonder if it's this button labled, "Special:Randomlocation"? I think I'll press it. Hey, we're here! There's a big thingy called a "Supercom" here. Hmmm... I wonder where all the challenges are? I'm in the mood for a workout! Let's go this way. Wow, look at all these buttons. Wheeeeere are all the challlllenges? Hey, there's a button on this headset! HOMSAR: Well, I pressed the button but it didn't do anything. Let's press a button on this giant panel - 44. HOMSAR: Alright! Let's press button 44 again. HOMSAR: Resume transmission. Washing Machine found a way to change me and Brainy back before the day ended, so now I'm back in my body. I have lungs again! Okay, I've had enough of this fangly 20X6 stuff. From now on, it's just typing into the computer for me. Well, we managed to escape, and Stinkoman got his challenge. 1-Up is glad he is able to eat pudding again, and I'm glad that everything worked out fine. Just like some sappy romance movie. Sheesh. Current mood: Reliefed Current flash movie: Stlunko? CONTRACTIONS? - Shim-Sham-Sam |
| 13. Today's Lab Game, Musical Bodies - 8:06PM-11:X2PM, Monday 28th of June, 20X6 (FCST) |
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Is this thing on? Hello? Is it working? Yeah, I think it's on. Okaaaaaay, you're really weeeiiiird. Cool! Using the latest 20X6 technology, now I can record my blogs live! Apparently Stinokman had an old Jibberish-To-Word headset, with a built in hard disk. He said it's obsolete now, because now they have ones that can read your mind. So, I'm just heading out the door with Kidstar. MY NAME IS NOT KIDSTAR! The bad thing about this headset is that it picks up everybody else. How did he hear Kidstar anyway? He must understand jibberish. So, today Stinokman did nothing but wine about how he wanted a challenge, so we decided to set off and find a challenge for him. We're going to battle the brain and washing machine! Squeaky will protect me! Boy, this teleporter is complication. I wonder if it's this button labled, "Special:Randomlocation"? I think I'll press it. Hey, we're here! There's a big thingy called a "Supercom" here. Hmmm... I wonder where all the challenges are? I'm in the mood for a workout! Let's go this way. Wow, look at all these buttons. Wheeeeere are all the challlllenges? Hey, there's a button on this headset! HOMSAR: Well, I pressed the button but it didn't do anything. Let's press a button on this giant panel - 44. BRAIN: Well, apparently I've switched bodies with big Brainy over here. Current mood: Brainawny Current flash movie: Homestar Runner Pong - silver_war |
| 12. I Want Pudding - Chocolate Pudding! - 9:44PM, Sunday 27th of June, 20X6 (FCST) |
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Today me and Stinkoman went with 1-Up to the pudding factory. It was fun untill we got kicked out. Apparantly, in 20X6 everything is automated. The only actually person we found in there was the owner of Pudding Inc. He also manages Pudding Ink Inc. I have an inkling it's just a front, and that both firms are run by robots. Back to the pudding factory - a school tour had been cancelled, and 1-Up had been on the waiting list for over 3 years, so before we knew it, we were touring the factory. The tour guide (a robot), kept on looking at me funny. Most liekly because I kept on saying things like "Columns are the MeritPoints", and "Dennis is a everything". Making pudding is simple in the future - there are really only 3 steps. First, the ingredients (Sugar, Liquid Sugar and Food Coloring) were mixed together in a big metal thing. The pudding is then swirled around in a giant pool, and then split into different portions and shipped off. The best part is, we got free pudding at the end. The robot said that we could get as much as we wanted, since there was currently an EPS, an "Emergency Pudding Surplus". 1-Up looked like all his Birthdays had come at once. He then proceeded to jump into the pool of pudding. We were dragged away by Security Robots, with 1-Up crying all the while. In the end, 1-Up got his pudding. As a matter of fact, the entire house got the pudding. The owner of Pudding Inc. decided to give us the pudding by blocking off all exits and filling the house with pudding. The windows then blew, and now I'm sitting with my head just above the pudding. Uh-oh, here comes the Mutant Pudding. Goip. I'd better call Majoresque. Current mood: Puddingfied Current flash movie: 8UB5'S H0T3L - ed 'lim' smilde |
| 11. Dating the Time and Timing The Date - 11:27PM, Saturday 26th of June, 20X6 (FCST) |
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This whole future thing is getting annoying. A lot of things have changed in X1 years, but the thing I'm having difficulty adjusting to is the Time and Date. Apparently, in 20X6 everybody uses Base 11, hence the X. Now we don't count from one to ten, we count from one to ten, with X coming before ten. Another thing that's annoying is instead of 24 hours in a day and 7 days in a week, there are 27 hours in a day and 8 days in a week. Somesort of scientific jumbo theory is behind this, but now between Friday and Saturday there's Blursday. Hours are now 66 minutes, and now there's a new hour called "HAW?". Some jerks named Sam and Jayden created it. HAW? comes after 11AM, but before 12PM. Let me run through the system.
Sigh... I guess I'll get used to it. Hopefully I won't be here for too long. Current mood: Confuzzled Current flash movie: I dunno o_O - Confuzzled |
