Other Character Email Homestar/Party Toon
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Homestar throws a party, and Strong Bad gets spooked.
Cast (in order of appearance): Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Hornblower, The King of Town, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Coach Z, Bubs
Page Title: Get me some of them party hats!
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{We see Homestar bringing out a punch bowl into his living room, which has streamers all around, and a long table laden with snacks in the centre.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Alright, it's all ready! Now to send out the invitations!
{Cut to the opening credits, displayed across the bags of snacks. Cut again to Homestar at the Compy.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {typing} Dear guys. Please come to my party. I've got snacks and beverages. It'll be fun. Bring some videos or DVDs! Yours cooly, Homestar. {stops typing} And send to... people.
{Cut to Strong Bad at the Lappy.}
STRONG BAD: Email! Rock! Email! Rock! {pulls up an email}
Dear guys. Pleez com to my partyy. I've got snax and bevewages. It'll bbe fuhn. Brng som videos or DVPs! Yors cooly, Homestar.
STRONG BAD: {typing} Oh, man! Dear Homestar, get some spelling lessons, yours cooly, Strong Bad! Geez, obviously someone is hooked on phonics. Anyway, I'm not coming to your party. Jerk.
STRONG MAD: {offscreen} I WANT A PARTY! I WANT SNACKS!
STRONG BAD: {sighing} {typing} Alright. I'll come to your stupid party. Jerk.
{The Paper comes down.}
STRONG BAD: What? This isn't a real email! Go back up, go back up! Redo!
{Cut to the King of Town's castle. The Hornblower plays a tune, and hands over a message.}
THE KING OF TOWN: Snacks? Beverages? I'll be there!
{Cut to a title reading "some hours later...", then to Homestar's living room.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Punch? Check. Snacks? Check. Guests?
{Crickets chirp.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Guests?
{Crickets chirp.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Guests?
{Homestar leaves. Cut to the front door, exterior. Homestar opens it, only to see The Cheat.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: The Cheat! What's been up?
{The Cheat hands a card to Homestar. Homestar reads it.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {reading}
Dear Dumpface: Don't look behind you. -SB
{Homestar turns around, and Strong Bad comes out from the bushes, punching Homestar in the face.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh hey, Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, yeah, where's the goods?
{Strong Bad, Strong Mad, and The Cheat enter the house, followed by the King of Town, Strong Sad, and Coach Z. Cut to the living room.}
COACH Z: {talking to The Cheat} And so I said to him, that's no monkey, that's your wife!
BUBS: {talking to Homestar} This is a great party, Homestar!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Bubs, how did you get in?
BUBS: Oh, I got in the back door.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I don't have a back door.
BUBS: You do now! That'll be five dollars.
{Cut to Homestar's darkened basement, where everybody is sitting on chairs in front of the TV. Strong Bad gets up.}
STRONG BAD: Alright, this movie's really scary. So, Strong Sad, you better leave.
{Strong Sad gets up and walks out. Cut to a title reading "later on", then to a pan of the party guests.}
BUBS: Oh! Don't go there! The ghost'll get you!
COACH Z: I put the blame squarely on tight pants.
STRONG MAD: THE TELEPHONE! THE TELEPHONE!
THE CHEAT: Meh!
THE KING OF TOWN: I eat when I'm hungry! {devours popcorn}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, and this is the part, where the guy, who's dating the girl, gets killed by the monster who's attacking the town, and the old guy goes to the town square, and they all take cover inside the bomb shelter, and then the nukes go off.
STRONG BAD: Oh way to go, Plot-Revealer Jones.
{The TV flicks off, leaving everybody in the dark.}
STRONG BAD: Alright, who's the smart one who sat on the remote?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {flicking the light switch, which doesn't work} Um, Strong Bad, I think it's a blackouts.
STRONG BAD: Mommy!
{The lights come back up. Strong Sad is in front of the TV.}
STRONG SAD: Hey guys, the fuse busted, so I fixed it for you. {looks at Strong Bad, who is attached to Strong Mad's arm} Haha! I gotta get this on film.
{Strong Sad takes out a Polaroid camera and takes a picture.}
STRONG BAD: I wasn't scared! I was just... acting the part.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Yeah right, and I'm the King of Town.
{Everybody except Strong Bad laughs. Fade to black.}
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