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| 45. Vacation Deuce - 12:25PM, Sunday 12th of February 2006 (FCST) |
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I got notice last week that Stinkoman and 1-Up would be going back to 20X6. I'm not sure why they even came here - they didn't see me much, and all they did was wreck my house. At this point, they've left, but I've decided to stay for a little while longer. Beta Clam has some pretty powerful virtual reality simulaters. Homeschool just recently set the mansion to vacation mode - the living room has been changed into a sunny beach, and right now I'm entering my blog using the portable Beta Clam. It's been ages since I've sat on a beach and relaxed. The last time I went on a vacation like this was back when I had the Charnstar. I'll be heading home on the 15th, which gives me a few more days to relax before I go home and sterilise my property. I probably have a bunch of new messages as well - that shoe incident means that I can't remotely check my messages. Well, time for me to relax. I'll see you guys in a couple of days. Beta Clam - off. Current mood: Relaxerd Current flash movie: Where's My Scythe? - Shadow Scythe |
| 44. G-haver is in the House - 2:38PM, Monday 16th of January 2006 (FCST) |
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Well, I hope that my last blog entry in the form of a flash movie filled you in on some details. In case you didn't, well, Stinkoman and 1-Up have taken over my house, I'm currently living in Homeschool's Mansion and recording my blog entry using Beta Clam's blog recording features, and Gunhaver has a spa to himself. There's no way me or Homeschool will go in Spa Number 2 now that Gunhaver's been in it. All that The Cheat fur... So, you're probably wondering why Gunhaver's in our house. Well you see, it all started when Gunhaver blew up a section of The Cheat Commandos' Headquarters (it's a couple of kilometres from here). You see... ...I just went into another one of those security camera flashbacks. Well, what happened was that Gunhaver was messing around with some chemicals. This caused an explosion. Naturally, Gunhaver blamed Reynold. This worked, until Reynold showed everybody footage from a new security camera that he had installed. At that point, Gunhaver ran. He ended up here, so we just let him stay. He keeps on arguing with Beta Clam, though. So, to solve the problem, we just gave him a pudding pill. Now he thinks that Beta Clam is awesome, Reynold is the best and Alternative Food tastes bad. Since me and Gunhaver seemed to get frequently in the house, Homeschool thought that he should give a tour. So, he did! There are several hundred rooms in the house, so he just showed us the main parts. There's the living room, complete with really long couch and Beta Clam, the three spa rooms, thirty different bedrooms, the virtual reality room, the gym, three kitchens, the time travel room, fifteen bathrooms, the indoor pool, the outdoor pool, the five laboratories, the zero-gravity room, the "peace and tranquility" room, the heli-pad, the six car garage, Beta Clam's server room, the room where Homeschool keeps all his gadgets, the various elevators, the second (but smaller) living room, the dining hall, the teleportation area, the runway and much, much more. I enquired to Homeschool about how so much can fit in such a small space. He said it had to do with atom compression. I don't know what that means, but it probably had something to do with the atom compression room we went past. I called Stinkoman today, just to make sure they haven't completely levelled my house. They said they were running low on pudding, and were completely out of other food, so I teleported them a bunch of food, and even more pudding. Maybe a bit too much pudding. The last thing I recall was Stinkoman yelling about a pudding challenge, then a splash, gurgle and click. I'm still getting used to this teleportation thing. I think they've forgotten why they even came to 2006. You know, to visit me. Well, I'm not complaining. For now, this is Homsar, still tired from that Flash animation I did. Current mood: Flasherd Current flash movie: Bonus Stages - Clamburger |
| 43. Home Sweet Home-School - 3:34AM, Thursday 12th of January 2006 (FCST) |
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Please excuse the bad pun that bears a striking resemblance to a bad pun I used a fair while ago. As for the extreme amount of time since I've updated my blog, I must tell you a story that can only be told in one way... Current mood: Enveloped Current flash movie: Why my real name is James - Joshua |
| 42. The Answer to Furniture, Pudding and Challenges - 12:38AM, Monday 2nd of December 2005 (FCST) |
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I'm-a typing real... real... real quiet now, to avoid waking up Stinkoman and 1-Up. Yeah, they arrived at the time they said they would, early on Saturday. We all went out to see the annual fireworks display and New Years Float Parade, and I even interviewed 1-Up. It didn't end well. So, luckily, they brought some furniture with them. Some of it's pretty futuristic. I was worried that 1-Up was gonna take up the whole fridge with pudding, but he didn't. He brought pudding alright, but it was like, in a can. Dehydrated Pudding, it is. Such a nifty invention. Whoever invented it must've had a lot of time on their hands... I mean, who would just think, I know! I'll see if I can dehydrate pudding! What kind of crazy maniac would do that?! Back to this so called furniture. Stinkoman and 1-Up both brought along some beds, but not just ordinary beds. They automatically adjust for maximum comfort. Like, if you roll over in your sleep, the side of the bed will extend so you don't fall off. The other side will, um... destend, as well. The beds also have this thing that folds out so you can breakfast on it.Breakfast in bed! They also brought along their TV. As well as their video game console. And guess what? They brought along The Jlammy Experience. Like I didn't get enough of that already. Stupid... float that made it popular... Stinkoman also brought along his computer. I've just been looking around on it, and it has like, a challenge seeker. I'll check how it works soon. But first, I must tell you about the automagic thingamajig. Yes, that's it's actual name. What it does, is when you walk through a door way, it completely cleanses you. Like, clothes, body, everything. Even the things I store in my mouth got cleaned. I'll never have to buy Squeaky polish again! Well, this has been sorta a short blog entry, but I didn't want to seem slack. To finish off, I'll just remotely open that challenge checker program onto the Rocko. Remote connection with computer: stinko-challenge Connected to computer "stinko-challenge" Username?: homsar Yes, I have my own account. It was from that time I updated my blog in 20X6. Password?: ********** Login successful as user "homsar" User group: "limited" What to do?: run program Enter program to run: Challenge Finder Welcome to Challenge Finder. Press any key to automatically find challenge. Press no key to exit. Ummm... how is it possible to press no key? Oh crap! By typing this, I'm pressing keys! CHALLENGE LOCATED! LOCATION - ROCKO 1024 GAH! Sirens everywhere! I gotta run! Current mood: Awokern Current flash movie: High Voltage Hazards - The ATX-250 Bot |
| 41. You have new messages. - 12:53PM, Friday 30th of December 2005 (FCST) |
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A coupla days ago, I decided to check my messages. Well, somehow, that led to me running all around Free Country USA. Good thing that for some raisen I decided to record my messages. Playing... N Playing file Rocko_1022.mp3 HOMSAR: Forty-three people are on fire, but I'm in seventy-ville. Don't forget to massage the beep. {beep}
End of Rocko_1022.mp3 I didn't use my Blog Recorder headset to record this, so that's why it didn't translate my "intro message". What I was saying was, "I'm cleaning up from the Decemberween party. Leave a message." Such weird translations... hey, Strong Bad's families fault. First, I called up Homeschool and I let him know that my fridge was working fine. Next, I called up The Poopsmith and, well, let me just give you the conversation. Playing file PoopsmithConvo.mp3 HOMSAR: ... End of PoopsmithConvo.mp3 Exciting, wasn't it? Next up, I decided to follow up on Homestar's massege. Now, it's kinda hard finding somebody you don't know in Free Country, because there's like, less then twenty people here. So, I just went up to the first person I saw. Which happened to be Strong Sad. I asked him for some presents, but he had no idea what I was talking about. I rushed back inside, grabbed my Jibberish-To-English headset and went back out. I repeated my asking-for-presents-question, but he just said, "Nobody ever likes my presents." I decided not to hassle the poor guy anymore, seeing that him and The Poopsmith are the only friends I hasve. Walking along, the next person I saw was Homestar. I stopped and asked him for presents. He replied with a, "What? Oh, wight, that message. Well... I'll just be... giving... preow!" Maybe I shouldn't have blinked. So much for being a good brother... well, after talking to The King of Town, Pom Pom, Bubs and Coach Z and getting the same response, well, actually, for Coach Z, I was the one running away since he offered me some of that Questionable Water. The Poopsmith knows why it's so questionable... Well, back home, it was getting late. I decided to follow up on the other two messages tomorrow. Going to sleep in my box, I woke up the next morning at around 9:30am. Getting out of bed, I went to the Experiment Room to make myself some breakfast. Walking past the window, I failed to notice Strong Mad standing outside. He smashed through the window, grabbed me, and hauled me back to his basement. I was tied up in there for a good 2 hours. I couldn't believe it. I can defeat an evil Homsar and Homeschool and escape a secret laboratory, but I can't get out of the Strong's basement. At 12:15pm, Strong Mad came down with some cardboard and glue. "YOU NEED TO MAKE ME A BOX!", he said. Having no choice, Strong Mad untied me and it took my another hour to put together a box. "MAKE IT SHINY!" He thrust some glitter in my face, it took around half an hour to get the glitter applied. Glancing at my watch, I saw that it was 1:47. This wasn't really the way I wanted to spend my day. "MAKE IT DANCE!" I made it dance as best as I could. After ten minutes I decided to leave, but Strong Mad stopped me. "THE DANCE ISN'T OVER!" Another forty minutes, and Strong Mad had fallen asleep with my hypnotic dancing. Hm... I'm not that bad... I decided to continue dancing for another twenty minutes. Seeing that it was nearly three'o'clokc, I left the Strongs house and went home. I hadn't had breakfast or lunch, so I was starving. Pressing BUTTON 410 and BUTTON 383, I sat down to my breakfast. Heck, better late then never. I also pressed BUTTON 1040 to get some dessert. Finishing up, I was still hungry, but not as much. Going into the fridge, I opened up a bottle of "Aldi Brand Cola". I enjoyed it very much so. I got rid of the dishes by pressing BUTTON 222. Glancing at the clock, I saw the time was 5:02pm. I all of a sudden froze up as I remembered Strong Bad's message. I ran towards the Experiment Room to activate the anti-Strong Bad security system, but it was too late, Strong Mad grabbed me through the same window as he did in the morning. "YOU'RE LATE!", he shouted. He carried me over to the stick. Let's just say that what followed was unpleasent. I ended up hanging off the edge of Bubs Concession Stand. Luckily, Bubs came back. But unluckily, he pointed out the sign that read, "HUNG OFF CONCESSION STAND ROOF: $20 or equivilant in pencil shavings" I said that I didn't have the money on me, but I'd go home and get it. He agreed, but said there'd be a $15 inconvienience fee. Running home, I grabbed the equivilent in pencil shavings and ran back to give it to Bubs. He then slammed the shutters shut and I walked home in the dark.When I got home, I had two new messages. One was from some guy I'd never even heard of. I just deleted it. The other one was from Stinkoman. He said there were just getting their time travelling permits and that they'd be there at the specified time of 4:57am on the 30th of December. He started to say something else, but half-way through he asked somebody if they were asking for a challenge and then the message ended. I deleted both the messages and went to my bed so I could sleep. Today I've just been enjoying the peace before Stinkoman and 1-Up arrive. So peaceful... Current mood: Boxzorzed Current flash movie: Punching a Cow - An Edutainment Film - Universal Headmaster Homsar |
