Fake Character Emails Casey Hart/7

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About

Casey talks about video games. Rather, illegaly selling video games.
CAST: Casey, Strong Bad, Homestar, Coach Z, Bubs
SETTING: The office, strong bads basement, homestars living room, strong bads bedroom, the stick

Transcript

{opens up to the office. Casey is sitting at her desk}

CASEY: If I had a penny for each email I checked, I could almost buy nothing! {hits enter}

Subject: video game

Dear Casey,
What is ur favorite video game.


Charles P. Galo (video gamer)

{Casey pronounces ur as ör, and hums for three seconds after game.}

CASEY: No, no, no. You've got it all wrong, p'galo. It's not the video games that are fun. It's selling them illegally for extrobinent prices on the black market that's fun! Excuse me for a second. {walks offscreen.}

{cuts to the basement. strong bad is facing the TV, playing some video game. Casey walks in}

CASEY: Um, strong bad? Could I play for a bit?

STRONG BAD: As soon as I'm done.

{casey turns off the TV}

CASEY: You're done.

STRONG BAD: Why should I listen to you?

CASEY: Because if you don't let me play, your distuebingly large head will meet mister swirley.

STRONG BAD: EEAURG! {tosses the remote to casey} No need to go there again!

CASEY: Thanks! {kneels down in front of the TV. she stands up, holding a game cartraige, and walks offscreen.}

{cuts to homestars living room. homestar is sitting there, stacking video game cases. casey walks in, and grabs them}

HOMESTAR: Yeah, that wouldn't stay up, anyways.

{cuts to strong bads bedroom. casey is there, holding a large stick.}

CASEY: {faces the camera} Generally, there's some forgotten game in this pile. {puts the stick in the pile. she pulls it out, and a video game is on it} Score!

{cuts to the field. casey is there, holding a beach umbrella, a towel, and a beach ball. she sports a pair of silver sunglass. she does a double take. and puts the items on the ground. she opens up the blanket, revealing a whole bunch of video games}

COACH Z: {walks onscreen} Ooh! The videiro game girl is back!

CASEY: They're 25 big ones a piece.

COACH Z: Hort luck! I'll take the halfatholon!

CASEY: Prices just changed. That'll be 35 dollars.

COACH Z: Awr! Why does that always happen to me? {holds out a small stack of money. casey snatches it. coach Z picks up a game from the blanket, and walks away}

CASEY: Aaah! The other black market! {quickly flips the blanket over. casey opens the umbrella, and is trying to put it in the ground when bubs walks in}

BUBS: Doing a little dry land swimming again, I see. {angry} What are you selling this time? I told you not to sell near my place again!

CASEY: Cm'on, bubsy! You know I wouldn't do that again!

BUBS: Then what's with the beach clothing if there's no each for states?!?

CASEY: Okay, okay, you've got me. {takes the blanket off the ground, showing the games}

BUBS: I'll file a suit again if you don't stop stealing my buisness!

CASEY: Again?!? {sighs} Fine. But don't expect any purchases from me in a while! {walks offscreen}

{cuts back to the office}

CASEY: Look, picasso, I don't need any more genius ideas from you, even though you had nothing to do with the idea!

Email Casey here!

Easter eggs

None.

Fun Facts

• Halfatholon is a reference to SBCG4AP.
• Bubs sold items on the black market in Liscensed.

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