Fake Character Emails Casey Hart/5

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Contents 1 About 2 Transcript 3 Easter eggs 4 Fun facts

About

Casey opens up a pizza stand.
CAST: Casey, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Homestar, Marzipan, The king of town
SETTING: Caseys office, Strong Bads basement, Marzipans living room, Marzipans kitchen, The stick, The king of towns castle, The grill

Transcript

{opens up to the office. Casey is sitting at her desk.}

CASEY: {typing} I raise you one email. {hits enter}

Subject: pizza place

Dear someone who's not Shia LaBeouf,
I am a winner of the football team. And I was wondering
if you have a pizza place.
Neeko Smith

{Casey says "Usefull analysis. Not." After the intro. instead of winner of the football team, she says poser. Theres a short pause before "if you have a pizza place.'}

CASEY: Dear Nikki, I was wondering if you have a not fake hobby. Why don't I just call you smitty. {clears the screen} Well, smitty, I don't actually have a pizza place. To me, all pizza just tastes like cardboard. But if I know anything, I need money, because I totally didn't blow it all on some ridiculous shaped rubber bands. {walks offscreen}

{cuts to the basement. Strong bad and the cheat are there, watching TV.}

CASEY: Hey, dumples. Hey, strong bad. {the cheat looks angrily at casey} Do you know anything about making pizza?

STRONG BAD: I know how to make a pizza place. Does that help?

CASEY: Yep. I need money ri-

THE CHEAT: {angry the cheat noises}

CASEY: Hey! Does you having a pizza place mean I can't have one?!?

STRON BAD: Hah! Good luck. The last time we tried a pizza place. The king of town tried to eat us. I think.

CASEY: Whatever. I'm out of here. {walks offscreen.}

{cuts to marzipans living room. Marzipan is asleep on the couch. casey reaches her arm in from the right side of the screen.}

CASEY: I just need one of these. {grabs marzipan by her ponytail. She tugs on it, so that she flies off the couch, screaming}

{cuts to the kitchen. homestar is there, dumping a bag of flour into a mixer bowl. marzipan flies onscreen, casey clinging onto her ponytail. the two crash into the floor. homestar falls over as well. the bag of flour lands standing up on the counter. the three stand up. casey wipes off her shirt}

MARZIPAN: {angry} What was that about?

CASEY: The cheat said I couldn't make pizza for a pizza stand. I need you to show me how to make pizza. And not the grody ethnic kind.

HOMESTAR: Then what do you need me for?

CASEY: Not too much. Just all of the work.

HOMESTAR: Ok!

MARZIPAN: {sighs} Fine. But I'd better get some of the profit from this.

{the screen fades to black. opesn up to the stick. Casey is sitting at a stand, with "harty pizzas" painted on it. she sports a yellow visor instead of the usual teal one. The stick has a vellow visor near it. a large stack of pizza boxes sit on the stand.}

CASEY: Pizza! Get your pizza here, and not from a grill!

{caseysw cell phone lights up casey opens it}

CASEY: 'Ello?

{a cut screen opens up. the king of town is seen using his phone.}

THE KOT: I'd like to order seven sausage-pepperoni-onion-olive-anchovie pizzas delivered to my castle.

CASEY: Uh-huh. And, how exactly did you know of my pizza place?

THE KOT: Ms. nose surgery told me.

CASEY: Okay. Now get away. {pushes on the jagged line on screen, pushing it towards the corner} I have more customers.

{the screen pans to the cheats grill. strong bad and the cheat are there, holding a phtoom-bang.}

STRONG BAD: Ready with the explosives?

THE CHEAT: {affirmative the cheat noises}

{strong bad lights the fire works. they fly offscreen.}

STRONG BAD: {talking to himself} What the crap...

{cuts over to caseys pizza stand. casey rides her pike onscreen.}

CASEY: Okay, fattys order is done. How am I gonna get more customers?

{the screen zooms out. to bubs and coach z walking by. the fireworks fly on screen, and go off. coach z and bubs stop to watch.}

COACH Z AND BUBS: Oooh! Aaaah!

{the two begin walking towards caseys stand}

{cuts back to caseys office}

CASEY: Thanks, spitty. I finally made enough money to spend in not one place again. Anyways, Homestar took over. I wonder how he's doing with it.

Email Casey here!

Easter eggs

Click on took over to see a bonus clip.
EASTER EGG FOOTAGE

{homestar is sitting at the stand. it has apparently been burnt. homestar has a few burns on him}

HOMESTAR: Best job ever.

Click on how he's doing to see another bonus clip.
EASTER EGG FOOTAGE

{cuts to the review revue strong sad stands there. Harty pizza is seen on the bottom right corner.

STRONG SAD: With a great taste and a great location, Harty Pizza is a great hang-out spot.

{strong sad smiles slightly. a check mark and the text "pick!" appears with a ding}

Fun facts

• Caseys comment "Useful analysis. Not" references the Phoenix Wright series of games.
• The shaped rubber bands are a reference to SillyBandz, a recent school kid trend.
• Almost the entire email references email 179.
• Casey breaks the fourth wall.

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