Fake Character Emails Casey Hart/1
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Casey gets her first computer, and her first email.
CAST: Strong bad, Casey, Bubs, Coach Z(easter egg)
SETTING: Caseys office, Strong Bads basement, Bubs concession stand, locker room(easter egg)
Transcript
{There is a small orange room with a wooden desk in it. A yellow chair sits in front of the desk. A small fish bowl with a gold fish in it is on the desk. strong bad walks in, holding a cardboard box. Casey follows behind}
STRONG BAD: {puts the box down on the desk.} You owe me big time for this. {walks offscreen}
CASEY: I know, I know. {casey opens the box. a small red laptop sits inside. casey takes it out, and opens it up.} According to strong bad, my user name is {typing as she speaks} hartland. Enter. {an email appears on screen} Cool.
Subject: Trading CardsDear Queen of Hearts,
I know you usually play card games like poker or something, but have you ever tried those lame japanesey trading card games?
From,
The Ace of Spades... or Badstar. Whatever sounds cooler.
{as casey is reading, she takes the e out of hearts. She pronounces the signature spadestar.}
CASEY: Um... {begins typing} It's cool that you sent me my first email, but how did you know I got a computer? Did you plant a spy camera in my hair, or something? {clears screen} Well, spades, the only trading card game I've played was really lame. I think it was just some copyright characters {cuts to strong bads basement. strong bad and casey are sitting on the floor, each with a small layout of cards in front of them} plastered onto some over priced paper.
STRONG BAD: I'll trade you my senile old lady and carrot clown for your hot dancing idiot.
CASEY: What about your blindingly green fanboy?
STRONG BAD: Sold!
{cuts back to the half hearted}
CASEY: But I've never really played some japanesey game before. I wonder if bubs will have any.
{cuts to bubs concession stand. casey walks up to the stand}
CASEY: Do you have any japanese card games?
BUBS: I keep a box full of card pack right here! {bubs pulls up a tiny box labeled "Cards from shut down factories". he puts it on the counter}
CASEY: {grabs the box} Lets see here...
{zoom in on the box. a purple package with orange bubble letters on it is on top of the pile}
CASEY: {reading card package titles} Super happy fun-time? {takes the card package out of the box} Chuckie beige trading cards? {takes the package out} Candy shaped rat poisons? {zooms back out} Are you sure these are legal?
BUBS: 1 percent!
CASEY: {pauses momentarily} Ok... {picks up a few packs of cards from the box} I'll take these.
BUBS: That'll be ten dollars!
CASEY: I took three packs of ca-
BUBS: Ten dollars!
CASEY: Fine. {take a bill out of her pocket, throws it at bubs. casey grabs the packs of cards,and walks away}
{cuts to strong bads basement. strong bad is sitting on the couch watching TV. casey walks in}
CASEY: Hey, strong bad.
STRONG BAD: Please tell me you didn't get more cards.
CASEY: Relax. I'm not going to build giant piles of cards in front of your bedroom door again. {holds the card packs in a fan} I just got some japanese cards.
STRONG BAD: Ooh, did you get another pack? I need a blue robot lady for my collection!
CASEY: Well, these are- {looks at the titles} pudding for 1-up trading cards? Who thought up these cards?
STRONG BAD: {stands up} Well, open them up!
{casey rips a pack of cards open. seven cards fall to the ground, along with a white piece of paper.}
CASEY: {picks up to paper} These instructions grammar is awful. "Take six pudding card from top deck. Place 1 up card 10 feet way. Card throw until hit. Take card number pudding from other. Loser has no cards. Winner win."
STRONG BAD: Winner win?
CASEY: No sense in not trying it out. {picks up a card} Minty broccoli pudding?
STRONG BAD: {picks up a card} Pudding flavored pudding?
CASEY: Scratch that. There's plenty of sense not trying it out.
{cuts back to the office}
CASEY: {clears the screen} But I guess the real reason I don't play is because they make no sense. I mean, what creeps really fight over who gets the {shudders} jock strap pudding? {whispers} What do I do now?
STRONG BAD: Normally, a the paper comes down. I got you this paper for now.
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CASEY: Cool.
Easter eggs
Click jock strap pudding for an extra clip.
{cuts to the locker room coach z is franticly looking through a hand of cards. strong bad holds a card in his hand}
COACH Z: I'll give you my whole deck for that card!
STRONG BAD: Twenty bucks. Take it or leave it.
{coach z gives strong bad a bill, and snatches the card out of his hands}
COACH Z: It's so beaurtiful!
{strong bad gets a shocked expression. cuts back to the half hearted}
Fun Facts
- All of the trading cards mentioned by strong bad reference Phoenix Wright characters (Wendy Oldbag, Moe the clown, Ini Miney, Cody Hackins, and Lisa Basil)
- The entire instructions are made of mock engrish (poor japanese to english translation)
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