Fake Character Emails Casey Hart/2

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About

Casey is asked to become a critic.
CAST: Casey, Marzipan, Strong Bad
SETTING: Caseys office, Marzipans kitchen, The movie theatre, Strong Bads basement

Transcript

{opens up to the office. Casey is sitting in front of the half hearted}

CASEY: Insert email song here. {opens up an email}

Subject: Critic

Hi Casey,
I'm a movie critic from my highest rated show
called, "Good Movies Vs. Horrible Movies"
and I was wondering if you can be a critic
like me. Can you do that for me?

Thanks a lot,
Mace Carl Arnold, Movie Critic
Beverly Hills, CA

CASEY: A critic? You've got the wrong person. My taste in movies is a bit... off.

{cuts to marzipans kitchen. marzipan and casey are there, reading news paper articles}

MARZIPAN: Casey, what was that movie you saw yesterday?

CASESY: Holy Tigersquash. It was amazing!

MARZIPAN: Well, it's gotten a negative number of stars in our paper.

{cuts to the movie theatre. many people are seen standing around a movie poster. Casey is standing alone in front of another poster}

{cuts back to the half hearted}

CASEY: While I wouldn't be the best critic, Strong Bad would be perfect for the part!

{the camera zooms out. Strong bad is in the room, wearing a shirt that reads "I hate it, no matter what it is".}

CASEY: {faces the audience} Right there!

STRONG BAD: Where? {strong bad does a double take}

CASEY: {faces strong bad} Some one asked me to be a critic.

STRONG BAD: No. Nine times no.

CASEY: Pretty much what I just said. What would you think of doing all my dirty work for me, and giving me all the reward?

STRONG BAD: Why would I do that?

CASEY: Because {holds up a manilla folder} blackmail. {Casey smiles smugly}

STRONG BAD: {mumbeling to himself as he leaves the room.} Stupid friggin' crappy dumb brainless...

CASEY: Now I just wait for strong bad to return patiently. Waitings boring. {stands up, walks off screen}

{the screen fades to the basement. Casey is sitting on the couch with a bag of chips, watching Kaleb Rentpayer.}

BUTLER: {on tv} Kaleb, don't use my table as a fort!

KALEB: I will now.

{strong bad walks in. he is carrying a check with him, and throws it at casey}

STRONG BAD: Enjoy your guilt.

CASEY: {sighs} You did get something out of this, didn't you?

STRONG BAD: Yes. The {smiles} pay I didn't give you.

CASEY: {gasps} You little liar! {strong bad runs offscreen} Get back here! {runs after strong bad}

{cuts back to the half hearted}

CASEY: I hope strong bad did a terrible job.

Email Casey here!

Easter Eggs

Click the manilla folder to see what's inside of it. It is apparently just stuffed with cotten to give the appearence it is full of something.

Fun Facts

• Holy Tigersquash is a neopets reference.

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