Fake Character Emails Casey Hart/3
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Casey explains her saturday mornings.
CAST: Casey, Strong mad, Strong sad
SETTING: The office, caseys bedroom, STrong bads kitchen, Strong ssads bedroom, Strong bads basement
Transcript
CASEY: {sitting at her desk} {while typing her email address} Because I can. {hits enter}
Subject: hiHey Casey the Heartness,
What do you do every Saturday morning?
Signed, Meg Sanders
{casey reads heartness as heartless, and meg sanders as meggums.}
CASEY: Hey! I'm not heartless in the slightest! Half hearted, maybe, but... {clears the screen} Well, megm'n, I usually wake up to a {cuts to a blue room. Casey is sleeping in a green bed} rude awakening of a sort.
STRONG MAD: {runs in} ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP!
CASEY: Aah! {scrambles to sit up in bed.} Strong mad, what was that for?
STRONG BAD: ARE YOU STILL ASLEEP!
CASEY: {loweres eye lids} Yes. Now leave me alone.
{cuts to strong bads kitchen. casey is looking through the cupboard.}
CASEY: {voice over} And then, I make myself some completely healthy breakfast.
{casey walks towards the table, holding a bag of marshmallows, a cake, and a large box of sugar. cuts back to the half hearted}
CASEY: After that, I do one of two things, depending on wether or not strong sad is asleep or not.
{cuts to strong sads room. strong sad is sound asleep. his arm hangs over the side of the bed facing the camera. Casey is there, holding a knife}
CASEY: {Voice over} If strong sad is asleep, I like to use hi sarm as a dart board.
CASEY: {in picture} Kaboom! {throws the knife. it hits the wall, but still leaves a big scratch on his arm.}
{cuts to strong bads basement. strong sad and casey are playing poker. strong sad has a large bandage on his arm.}
CASEY: {voice over} If he is awake, we play poker. I think he's the only one who knows a thing about playing it. We play for money, but...
STRONG SAD: I raise you two quarters.
{cuts back to the half hearted}
CASEY: After that, I'll go to the mall, and check my inbox. Now, if you excuse me, there is a sleeping strong sad in the house. {walks away}
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Easter eggs
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Fun facts
- Casey says she may be half hearted, referencing her computer.
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