Other Character Email Pan Pan/Aliens

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Summary

Pan Pan is emailed by an alien. Battles ensure.

Cast (in order of appearance): Pan Pan, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Various Jaros, Workers, (Easter Egg) 20X6 Marzipan, Cheatball, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar, The King of Town, The Poopsmith, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Aliens

Length: 1,731 Words.

Page Title: Optipilot XZ - Live Netcam

Transcript

{cut to Pan Pan, 1-Up, and Stinkoman sitting at a table with spoons and a bowl in front of them. They are eating the contents of the bowl}

STINKOMAN: {swallows} And that's when I got my 354,82T2th bruise.

1-UP: {talking with mouth full, revieling that the contents of the bowls are pudding} Wow Stimkamon, you hawe a lot of bwuasis. {swallows} But seriously, this pudding is better then ever!

PAN PAN: (Thats because the pudding you've been eating earlier is dog po-)

STINKOMAN: {cutting Pan Pan off} Well, It was cheap!

1-UP: And I found a lot of pudding on the ground! {runs off}

{Stinkoman runs off too, except his face is green. Pan Pan's face turns green also}

PAN PAN: (Uh.) {notices Optipilot} (Well, an email will help.)

OPTIPILOT: {robotic voice} You have two new messages.


{A holographic screen with the email shoots from the OptiPilot. Cut to the email, although Pan Pan doesn't read it.(translated from "Baddalang-lang").}

PAN PAN: (Ug. I think I might consider getting a spam blocker... Anyway, it's impossible that that might have happened, since 1-Up is sitting by the trees.)

{pan to 1-Up, sitting by a bunch of trees. There is puke all around him}

1-UP: {stummy grunbles} Uh oh. It looks like I'm going to have to jump... {starts puking}

{cut back to Pan Pan. He is wearing a gas mask and an oxygen tank}

PAN PAN: (And Stinkoman is over there, at the Jaro Factory.)

{cut to a factory. Several convator belts with unfinished Jaros are in the backround. A bunch of them are on fire. There are broken Jaros on everywhere. Stinkoman is fighting, with several Jaros coming at him}

JARO #1: {jumps toward Stinkoman} Please why are you he- {gets hit by a fireball}

JARO #2: This is crazy. Time to merge. {several Jaros come together and form one super Jaro, with arms and legs}

STINKOMAN: Puncha-puncha-punch! {shoots fireballs like crazy}

MEGA JARO: {dodging shots. Starts throwing Jaro wrecks at Stinkoman. He gets hits by one} Acctivate Self destruct mechanism.

STINKOMAN: I wonder what powers all the machines...

{cut to Pan Pan. An exploding sound is heard in the backround}

PAN PAN: (So, this email can't be legit. Optipilot! Sender tracking!)

OPTIPILOT: Sender: an unidentified alien from Planet Y. They have created a stronghold in a house by the Stinkoman HQ. They are using the house as a springboard for a full scale invasion of Planet K. Have sophisticated chemicals. Now downloading maps of troop concentration.

{1-Up and Stinkoman walk in}

1-UP: Let's go get them!

STINKOMAN: {coughs, revieling that he is covered in soot} Alright, Pan Pan. Your doing the plan.

PAN PAN: (To the HQ!)

{cut to a room of the Stinkoman HQ. There are metal walls, and shelves full of food. Stinkoman, 1-Up, Cheatball, Marzipan, Bubs, The King of Town, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Mad, and Homsar are here, but are noticably older. Pan Pan is in front of two chalkboards.}

PAN PAN: (Alright, now here's the plan. I can already tell that if we destroy their main communicator, and their main power core, they'll have to evacuate. And Michelle can you-)

20X6 MARZIPAN: My name isn't Jibney! It's-

PAN PAN: (Just go and find out some information about the aliens. Their weapons... their powers, chemicals...)

{cut to see that 20X6 Marzipan already left}

BUBS: Well, I'm ready to go! {takes out shotgun}

{cut to 20X6 Marzipan inside a lab. She's wearing a lab coat. She has a binch of chemicals around her}

20X6 MARZIPAN: Let's see... {takes out laptop} Aliens from Planet Jibney... {takes out notepad. It already has notes on it. 20X6 Marzipan writes "iCE ViSiON" and "HEAT ViSiON", and circles then. She links past notes to them, and links them both to "BREATH"} Coinsidence... {writes "VAPORiZiNG GUNS" and "LASER GUNS" and circles them.} Antimatter...

{suddenly, two green aliens come out. They have 16 arms, and kinda look like squids}

ALIEN #1: {monotone} A spy! Attack! {fires ice vision}

20X6 MARZIPAN: {dodges shot}

ALIEN #2: Take os to your baker. We are hungry.

ALIEN #1: Forget it. She is no threat. {leaves}

{20X6 Marzipan picks up a droped piece of paper}

20X6 MARZIPAN: Hey! This is a copy of the aliens plans! {runs off}

{cut back to the room. Pan Pan has drawn several arrows, A, B, D, G, O, and X on it.}

PAN PAN: Then Omega team rondevious with Alpha team, and X team moves to the chemicals. {draws A and O together with an arrow, and X to the chemical room} And Beta team creates a diversion with Alpha and Omega, while Gamma moves toward the generator, and Delta moves toward the communicator. Then we cause as much mischef as possible.)

{20X6 Marzipan walks in}

BUBS: What did you find?

STRONG MAD: SPIT IT OUT!

20X6 MARZIPAN: I found out they have heat and ice vision, laser guns, and vaporizers. So I made a bodysuit that will resist those things. {holds out suit}

PAN PAN: {takes them} (Exelent. Now, To war!)

{everyone cheers}

20X6 MARZIPAN: Here are the communicators. {holds them out}

PAN PAN: (Now, move out!)

1-UP: Yea! I want to raid their pudding stocks!

STINKOMAN: In the sewers?

1-UP: Yes!

STRONG SAD: Let's go. Maybe this will be the day when I die...

{cut to a building. The gang is up there}

HOMSAR: Let's go and get them a piece of my mind!

BUBS: I'm way ahead of you! {takes out a chainsaw}

HOMSAR: {pushing the chainsaw down}

STINKOMAN: {cuts hole in roof. An alarm sounds. Everyone runs in the hole, spreading small iTems. There is inaudable chatter, and aliens come in}

{cut to Pan Pan and 20X6 Marzipan at a large metal door in a futeristic building for 20X6 standards. There are aliens coming at the from every direction}

20X6 MARZIPAN: Activate plan Omegta. {the aliens start firing. Pan Pan and 20X6 Marzipan are noticably hurt}

PAN PAN: {fires super laser at metal door. 20X6 Marzipan and Pan Pan duck, and the laser beam reflects at the aliens. Pan Pan takes out a nuecluer device and blows the door open, reveiling that there are a bunch of keyboards and bottoms in the room}

SIREN: Area man to build a deck breeched. Invasion threat mac 7. This is not a drill. {confusion errupts, as aleins pour out of every hall. Cut to Kidstar 1-Up and Stinkoman in a large room, with aliens everywhere}

ALIEN COMMANDER: Fire. And be quick about it. {a large laser rolls up, and starts charging up a shot}

1-UP: {takes out more devices, and throws them. A chain reaction starts, and the place is a blazing inferno. Stinkoman and 1-Up take out gas masks}

STINKOMAN: Double DUECE!!!!! {telapoofs away with 1-Up. Cut to another room. Stinkoman and 1-Up pop in}

1-UP: I wanna be the guy t- {gets hit be Stinkoman} What was that for?

STINKOMAN: So that you would shut up.

1-UP: When this is over, your asking for a serious food fight.

{suddenly, a bunch of tables, counters, and other kitchen utencils pop out of the ground. Several aliens come in, looking hungry. A sign is up, saying "LUNCH iS SERVED"}

STINKOMAN: {goes up to the counter and throws some corn at a random alien. He, in turn, throws a bowl of soup at another alien, thinking he threw it}

1-UP: This can only lead to one thing...

ALIENS: Food Fight!

STINKOMAN: {simutaniously}Food fight challenge!

1-UP: {simotaniously} Pudding!

{suddenly, food is flung at astonishing rates, and it's impossible to distinguish who threw what. Cut to Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar, and Cheatball in a machinary room}

CHEATBALL: Cheatball, cheat, cheatball, cheat!

HOMSAR: Very insightful, Cheatball! {throws cheatball at machines. He explodes, sending the machines hwire. Homsar gets hit by a pipe}

HOMSAR: The Jeffersons are the pudgy!

BUBS: Alright, this reminds me of X2 years ago! {takes out shotgun and stoots siren with it. Explosions are heard. Cut to a hallway, with a door in it. The door suddenly has a blast, and smoke comes out. The door opens, and Coach Z, Bubs, Homsar, and Cheatball come out, though blackened}

{cut to a misty room. There are several small walls, and Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The King of Town, and The Poopsmith are here}

{The King of Town throws butter everywhere, and the aliens start firing their guns from behind the wall. Strong Mad punches the wall, but gets hit by a lazor blast. Strong Sad gets out a mini plane, and sends it on a course, and it gets shot down}

STRONG SAD: Hold the line! Hold the line! {throws mine and The Poopsmith starts throwing whatsit, and Strong Sad, Mad, and The KoT put on Has Matt? suits. They quickly run through the door}

{cut to a group of aliens. They are chatting}

ALIEN #1: And that's when I stole the DNA evedence!

ALIEN #2: That sucker didn't know what hit him.

ALIEN #1: Oh, yea. This is the best plan yet!

SIREN: {flashes} Breech in Sector 7. This is not a drill. {repeat}

ALIEN LEADER: Everyone, out. Ready guns! {aliens put they're guns up} March to XSCTRSVN! {the group marches down the hall, or rather, rushes down the hall, a huge explosion rips through the area, spreading smoke all over. There is confusion}

ALIEN LEADER: {an explosion goes by him, he dodges} All hands on deck! Everyone go to fire plan 20X7H634!

{cut to outside. A large building explodes. Pan Pan and the others fall out}

ALIEN: Mission failed! Repeat: Mission failed! {takes out bomb} We'll be back... {all the aliens dissappear}

1-UP: {picks up bomb} Catch! {throws at Pan Pan. He throws it at Stinkoman, who throws it at Bubs, which hits his grenade stash}

20X6 MARZIPAN: I can't see this ending well...

BOMB: Self destruct in 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

PAN PAN: (RUN!) {looks around to see the others have already taken cover. Dives toward the bunker}

BOMB: 2, 1, 0. {explodes. Cut to a hospital. Pan Pan, Stinkoman, 1-Up, and are in beds, with casts}

PAN PAN: (Ohh... that battle was a bad idea from the start.)

1-UP: That was a battle?

STINKOMAN: At least we've ridden the world of those aliens...

{cut to the Optipilot on the desk. {Holographic text shoots out of the OptiPilot, starting Pan Pan a little. Zoom into what the holographic text says.}

Click here to email Pan Pan at flyingpanda529@cocomail.com


Easter Eggs

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Fun facts

  • This is the first OCE Pan Pan writen by TheStick.
  • 1-Up's quote "I think I'm going to jump" is a play on Dangeresque's most famous line.
  • If you can't figure it out, Pan Pan was going to tell 1-Up that the pudding he was eating earlier was dog poo.
  • If you can't tell, Stinkoman is covered in soot because the factory exploded.
  • I origanally had everyone in their 20X6 form. I scraped that idea when I realized I couldn't name them.
  • One of the easter eggs refrences Tampo Email virus.
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