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"System scans say that the sentience cable." Pages - 10 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 | 1 | Special Entries | History Homsar's Crazy Blog is hosted by Super Sam.com |
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| 5. Hats All The Way - 2:44pm, Sunday 19th of June 2005 (FCST) |
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A lot of people wonder what's the deal with my crazy hat. Sometimes I wonder too. I don't know what the deal is with my hat, but it sure does come in convienient. Sometimes, when somebody asks, "where's Homsar", people say, "he's that guy with the crazy hat". The answer, however, will most likely be, "he's that friggin' weirdo". bUT MY HAT IS IMPORTANT TO ME. i'VE TREA... JUST A SECOND... LEMME... FIND... THE CAPS LOCK... there we go. Like I was saying, I've treasure my hat ever since it saved me, and the whole of Free Country, USA, for that fact. You hear that? I, of all people, saved Free Country, USA. It all happened one regular day. I decided to sleep in that day, because it was cold outside and my cardboard box was feeling extra cosy. All of a sudden, I heard a bang. I got up and walked (well, wobbled) onto the field. There was this floating brain sort of thing, a giant chicken, and some sort of giant washing machine. I walked up to them, and said, "I'm gonna rock the platter." The brain called me an idiot, and that's when I got mad. I screamed out, "AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!" Luckily, my hat flew off and hit the giant brain's glowing red spot. It fell, and somehow, I ended up at the top of the screen and the chicken and washing machine were both lying on top of the brain. It was the one day were everybody was nice to me! I even got my favourite food - a wrench! It didn't go down to well though, and I almost choked on it. So, that's why I treasure my hat so much. I've decided to name it 'Squeaky'. So let that be a lesson to all you brains, chickens and washing machines - Squeaky and me are a team! Current mood: Prow-ood Current flash movie: Strong Bad Email mile - The Cheat |
| 4. Family Values - 11:03pm, Thursday 18th of June 2005 (FCST) |
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Well, only two days in hospital and I'm as good as new. Too bad Strong Bad can't hit me hard enough to reverse the brain damage he caused. I couldn't wait until tomorrow to post a blog, so I thought, hey, I'll simply post two and one day! I found a pumpkin and taped a fork to it, but it's just not the same. It works good as a power cord, though. Bubs came by and set up a Surge Protector so the little "incident" that occurred at the hopistal doesn't repeat itself. Even after two days it's good to be home. I missed all the home comforts, such as my box of delicious Ash Pudding, and the family portrait of me, Homeschool, Homestar, our dad, Hometype Runner and our mum, Homebake Winner. There's a lot of family history behind the Runners. You know, the reason I don't have a last name is because when they were writing my birth certificate they ran out of ink. It's a long story, but not as long as it is boring. I was named after "Mayor Homsar", my great- grandfather. He too, suffered a blow to the head by none other then Strong Bad's great-grandfather, "The Strong Bad". Luckily, this was after "Homeswipe Runner" (my grandfather) was born, so thankfuly, the rest of our family isn't brain damaged. So now you know about my family. Maybe I'll make a family tree sometime. Oh, one last detail. I'm the middle child, before Homestar but after Homeschool. Current mood: Enjoyabley Current flash movie: Imitation Strong Bad Email Party - Super Sam |
| 3. Vegetables Are Bad For You - 11:37am, Thursday 18th of June 2005 (FCST) (FCST) |
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I finally figured out what the catch was with this Jibberis-h-to-word program - it keeps on spitting out typos. I knew something was up with Bubs and his shady buisness deals. I'm still in hospital after yesterdays incident, but unfortunately, my power is out. You see, my eggplant, spoon and toaster were working great as a power cord, until the spoon overheated and the eggplant blew up. They're still having trouble finding an electrician who has experience with eggplants, so until they find one, the hospital is running on backup power and my power priveleges have been terminated. When I tried to explain it to them, all that came out was, 'Everybody do the conga.' They said that if I wasn't already in hospital, they'd be putting me there. It's pretty sad, you know. That eggplant and I had a history together. And be sure to check out Warning - Battery Power Running Low. Shutting down programs to conserve power...
Current mood: Unhapplily Current flash movie: True Existance - Razorjam |
| 2. A Hospital Trip Once More - 7:15pm, Wednesday 17th of June 2005 (FCST) |
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Sorry about what happened last time. I've decided to switch to a power cord for the time being, just to make sure my battery power doesn't run low again. Acutally, I couldn't find a power cord, so I plugged the toaster into the wall and stuck my eggplant with a spoon in it. It seems to work pretty good... somehow... But anyway, Strong Bad put me in hospital again. As a matter of fact, that's where I am now. This is the third time I've been in hospital because of Strong Bad - the first time was sometime in the past, when I was known as 'Dr. Homsar'. I miss those days. That was the major cause of my jibberish today, and I've losing brain cells ever since. The next time was almost as bad, not because I suffered major brain damage, but because Strong Bad broadcasted it live over the InstaNet. This time was because I interrupted his party. It was probably because I broke the fourth wall... again. Oh well, I guess these things happen. Current mood: Reflectarory Current flash movie: Windows RE - Sammyfluff13 |
| 1. Jibberish All The Way - 8:44pm, Tuesday 16th of June 2005 (FCST) |
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I recently found my computer, the Beepy 512. It turns out I've had a computer all along, but it was glued to the ceiling for some raisen. I think Strong Bad did it. Anyways, I can type prefectly now, thanks to the new Jibberish-To-Word Program that Bubs installed. It's actually a suprise, I didn't think Bubs sold anything that actually worked. I guess that for the amount I pai Warning - Battery Power Running Low. Shutting down programs to conserve power...
it jumbles the system, cow. Matrix style marbles dance on the CDs, and earmuffs eat the mouse trap. Retched wallets, can't destroy the monkies. Current mood: Investigatoryive Current flash movie: Counter Strike Hero Mod - Jaylaw_theman |
