Strong Bad Email:The Movie/Part 4

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You've been with them from the beginning.
You saw them defeat the 20X6 King of Town.
You saw them shrink down to fit in a outlet.
Now prepare for the bone-chilling conclusion of:

STRONG BAD EMAIL:THE MOVIE

Transcript Continued Continued (Finished)

{Strong Bad's computer room. The entire town is in their, except for Strong Bad, of course, and Pom-Pom}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad's been in there for sixteen minutes! Who knows what happened to him!

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises sounding like "What'll we do?"}

STRONG SAD: The only way would be to have somebody shrink down, and shrink a shrinking machine, go in through the outlet, find Strong Bad, shrink him, and get out in under fifteen minutes. It'll be really dangerous.

{everybody looks at him}

STRONG SAD: {admitting defeat, but not enjoying it} Alright, I'll go. I just hope Strong Bad's alright.

{cut back into internet. The citizens have Strong Bad on their shoulders. They are chanting his name}

CROWD: Strong Bad! Strong Bad! Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: Oh, this is the life!

1-UP: Here, Wrestleman! Have some pudding!

STRONG BAD: Don't mind if I do! Hey everybody! Make two lines!

{everybody does what he asks}

STRONG BAD: Oh, this is awesome! Alright! Boys line up on the left for hi-fives. Girls line up on the right for make-outs!

1-UP: {talking to Stinkoman} I'm getting both!

{cut back to Bad's living room. Strong Sad is standing under the Shrink Ray with another Shrink Ray that says Porta-Ray}

STRONG SAD: Ready Homestar?

HOMESTAR: Absotively!

STRONG SAD: Okay, here goes.

{Homestar presses the button, causing Strong Sad to shrink.}

HOMESTAR: Hey, Strong Sad! If Strong Bad's dead, can I get his computer?

{Strong Sad fits in outlet, and goes through the wire}

STRONG SAD: I'm sad that I'm flying.

{Strong Sad eventually hits an Unugrait. 20X6 Marzipan has been replaced by Pan-Pan stamping people into the internet. Strong Sad is next in line. He is handed his piece of paper.}

STRONG SAD: Thanks. Oh, have you seen a guy in a weird red wrestling mask around?

{Pan-Pan looks surprised, then points Strong Sad forwards}

STRONG SAD: {unsure} Thank You?

{Strong Sad walks through cable and sees a crowd scene obsessing over Strong Bad}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad! Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: {in disbelief} Fatso?

PERSON IN CROWD: Does this person displease you?

STINKOMAN: Do you want me dispose of him?

STRONG BAD: Yes, and no. He's just my little brother.

OTHER PERSON IN CROWD: Maybe he posses magical powers as well! Does he have an email show?

STRONG BAD: No. That would possibly be the biggest disaster ever.

{cut to Strong Sad at his computer, answering emails}

Strong Sad: {typing} And that's why you'll die sad and alone. So that's all for this week. Keep sending me your messages, and I'll keep lowering your self-esteem.

{cut back to internet}

STRONG SAD: You've gotta come back!

STRONG BAD: No way! I love it here! My friends will do anything I ask them to, a get anything I want, and I can still use their computers to check my email!

STRONG SAD: What about...

STRONG BAD: Yes, they also have a The Cheat.

STRONG SAD: {admitting defeat} Alright. I'll tell Homestar that he can have your computer.

STRONG BAD: {tearing up} Lappy?

{montage scene with emotional music, with slow motions videos of Strong Bad putting Lappy on the desk from animal, female Lappy from dreamail, and him and the Lappy twirling around in a circle}

STRONG BAD: Hold on Lappy, I'm coming!!!

{he desparately runs for the cable where he came in}

STRONG SAD: Wait up!

{Strong Sad uses his ray to shrink Strong Bad, and they both run through the cable. Cut to Bad's computer room. We see teh two jumping out of the outlet heroically, and miraculusly, landing on the shrink ray}

EVERYBODY: Strong Bad!

MARZIPAN: Strong Bad didn't die! It's a miracle Carol! Let's play a song for him! {they play a song that soldiers might hear when coming back from war}

STRONG SAD: Homestar, press the green button!

HOMESTAR: Right oh!

{Homstar presses a button, and Strong Bad and Strong Sad shrink even smaller}

STRONG SAD: The GREEN button.

HOMESTAR: Oh, wite.

{Homestar presses another button, and they are normal size again}

EVERYBODY: Hooray!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great. Now, everybody out. I came here to answer an email, and by gosh, I'm going to answer an email!

{everybody leaves room, zoom in to lappy, so it looks like any other Strong Bad email}

STRONG BAD: I'm gonna email 'till the morning light!

Dear Strong Bad,

Who's the collest person besides
yourself in Your town?

Pablo, NY

Strong Bad: {typing} Well, Pablo, the collest person would probably be Senor Cardage. Man, that guy's awesome. But the collest person, place, or thing...except for place...that's the stick, of course...is my very own The Cheat. I mean, that other The Cheat was alright, but only my The Cheat is the The Cheat for me. So the collest thing ever would have to be The Cheat with Senor Cardage at the stick.

{cut to The Cheat and Senor Cardage at the stick}

THE CHEAT: {cheat noises}

SENOR CARDGAGE: You language is unrecipherific.

{cut back to Strong Bad typing}

STRONG BAD: Man, so cool. Now, if you excuse me,

{cut to the internet. Everybody is watching the email on the big screen}

STRONG BAD: {on the screen} I'm gonna go hit Homestar on the head with a broken cold-one.

1-UP: That's the answer! We must all hit each other on the head with cold ones!

{The Paper comes down the entire screen. The credits role on the paper. Once the credits end, Homsar walks on the screen}

HOMSAR: Arghii! I like to stay until the end just like you!

{Strong Bad and Homestar walk on screen too}

STRONG BAD: Hey, where the crap are we?

HOMESTAR: {offering Twinkie to Strong Bad} Twinkie?

STRONG BAD: ARGHHH!!!

{blackout}

THE END

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