Strong Bad Email:The Movie/Part 3

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Strong Bad Email:The Movie!

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Alright, now it's time for the battle to save the Internet has begun. The answers to the questions from the last part will at last be answered, but at what cost (free)? You've grown up with him. Learned to love him. And now you can fight alongside him in the conclusion of

Strong Bad Email:The Movie!!!

Transcript Continued (Continued)

{we cut back to the strange tower where villinous laugh is coming from. We pan into the tower. We are staring at this unknown character's back, when suddenly, he turns around. It is revealed that he is 20X6 King of Town. He looks much like the King of Town, only in a realistic anime stlyle, his crown is covered with spikes, he's much taller and skinnier, and all his facial hair is black, including a unibrow which is really the KOT mustache flipped upside down}

20X6 KOT: Finally, there is a change for me to take down the one they call Strong Bad. Do you know how long I have waited, how long I have planned and plotted for this day to arrive. And it finally has. I know I can do it alone, but I' enlisting your help. You three are going to assist me in taking down Strong Bad.

{the camera pans out so we can see who he is talking to. He's talking to 20X6 Marzipan, 20X6 Strong Mad, which is an anime drawn strong man with the Strong Mad "M" logo tatooed on his muscles, 20X6 Poopsmith, who is an exact anime replication of The Poopsmith, who appears to be a murderer, as he is covered with blood instead of poop, and is holding a meat cleaver instead of his shovel, and 20X6 Coach Z, which is just Coach Z's head sown onto the body of a wolf}

20X6 KOT: So are you going to help me?

20X6 CoCOACH Z: Well, actually, I was thinking...

20X6 KOT: Then you shall die! {the KOT points his finger at 20X6 Coach Z, and several sheep jump onto him, ripping his body to pieces.} Does anybody else have anything else to say? I didn't think so.

20X6 STRONG MAD: {in a perfectly understandable voice} Well, yes, I do have a question.

20X6 KOT: {annoyed} And what is that?

20X6 STRONG MAD: How were you planning on doing this?

{20X6 KOT lets out an evil laugh, and goes over to the wall. He pulls a curtain and behind it is Strong Bad's Compy, still with the hole through it.}

20X6 KOT: With this!

{20X6 KOT lets out another evil laugh, while 20X6 Strong Mad looks thoroughly confused}

{cut to Stinkoman's kitchen. 20X6 The Cheat, Pan-Pan, Sensad, 1-Up, Stinkoman, and Strong Bad are still sitting around the table talking}

Strong Bad: So let me get this straight; he was really digging pudding. Like, chocolate pudding?

1-UP: Yep!

STRONG BAD: Um...why?

1-UP: Who knows?

STINKOMAN: That was just weird. But, we can't spend time chatting.

SENSAD: {sarcastically} Really? Because we just did for the past hour.

STINKOMAN: We need to help you get your email show back online!

STRONG BAD: Right. So um...how're we gonna do that?

{cut to Stinkoman taking Strong Bad into a room. He turns on the lights, and Strong Bad sees before him a giant computer screen with lots of buttonsn and several keyboards. Stinkoman walks over to it, turns it on, types something into the keyboard, and motions as if to tell Strong Bad to take a seat. Strong Bad sits down. Stinkoman pushes aa green button, and on the screen is an exact replica of the Lappy Screen, only it's the same size as the Lappy Screen, so it only takes up 5% of the actual computer screen. The camera zooms in so, except for the scan lines on the giant screen, it looks just like a Strong Bad email}

STINKOMAN: Go ahead!

STRONG BAD: Okay...I haven't done this in a while, so I'm a little rusty...first, the email rap...how 'bout...gimmie the email like you said I'd get. Gimmie the email like I knew you would! {types strongbad_email.exe and presses enter.}

STRONG BAD: {typing} Meet you in an abandoned alley, huh Totally Not Evil, well, I'll always remember what my momma told me...

{cut to flashback of Little Strong Bad in Bad's house. We cannot see his mother, only hear her voice}

MOMMA BAD: Now Strong Bad, remember not to talk to and especailly meet strangers.

LITTLE STRONG BAD: Yes, momma, I promise.

{Teenage Senor Cardage is seen walking by window}

TEENAGE SENOR CARDGAGE: I've gottsa get to the collegrifc campassilit...{incoherent mumbling}

{cut back to Strong Bad answering email}

STRONG BAD: Man, that guy was always awesome. So that's all for this week. You keep sending me your emails...

{cut to 20X6 KOT watching Strong Bad answer email on Strong Bad's old Compy}

STRONG BAD: {on screen} and I'll keep making fun of your spelling and grammar. I mean make fun of your stupid name. I mean...answer them.

{1-Up moves his head slowly down from the top of the screen while making "The Paper" sound. Written of his head in marker is: 

"Click here to email Strong Bad

strongbad@homestarrunner.com
 Stinkoman moves his hand into the lower lefthand corner of the screen. On it is written back}

20X6 KOT: {Once email is finished} No, no, no! He was supposed to meet me! Argh! If he won't come to us, then we'll just have to come to him! {motioning to 20X6 Marzipan, 20X6 Strong Mad, and 20X6 Poopsmith} Come! To the rocket ship!

{they all walk out the door and down a hallway. Al the end, they turn left and enter a room with weapons being stored on all four walls. 20X6 Strong Mad picks up a set of numchucks. 20X6 The Poopsmith sharpens his meat cleaver. 20X6 Marzipan picks up a machine gun labelled "Carol". 20X6 KOT grabs several butter knives}

20X6 KOT: Let's roll.

{cut back to Stinkoman's kitchen. Everybody is sitting around the table again}

1-UP: So let me get this straight; he was trying to grill your The Cheat?

STRONG BAD: Yeah. That guy's crazy. I mean, he'll do anything for food. Like, at Halloween, he asked people for a stick of butter.

{a ding-dong noise is heard, menacing music starts playing, as if something horrible is about to happen}

STRONG BAD: Is somebody at the door?

STINKOMAN: Nope. Those are just my brownies! {goes to oven and takes out brownies}

STRONG BAD: Fwew! For a second there I thought something horrible was going to happ...

{he is cut off by the sound of knocking on the door. The menacing music starts playing again}

STINKOMAN: Pan-Pan, can you get the door?

{Pan-Pan walks over to door. Strong bad braces himself, and the door opens to reveal 20X6 Homsar, who looks exactly like Homsar, only his shirt says "20X6" above "homsar", and his hat is a square}

20X6 HOMSAR: Arghii! I'm swimming around in a lake of the undead!

STRONG BAD: Fwew! I guess I really don't have anything to worry ab...

{20X6 KOT's ship crashes through the wall of Stinkoman's house. The four of them get out}

STINKOMAN: I have a feeling that they're inquiring about a challenge!!!

STRONG BAD: Yeah, um, that's great. Listen, um...could you..um...fight him for me...lazer beams from the eye guy?

STINKOMAN: Not taking up a challenge? Are you trying to bring yourself shame and dishonor?

20X6 KOT: Look, we're not here to challenge anybody. We just want to kill the one known as Strong Bad.

20X6 STRONG MAD: Can I get the first blow?

20X6 POOPSMITH: Only if I can keep the head!

20X6 MARZIPAN: I hear that you can stuff sausages in intestines!

20X6 KOT: Look, I don't care how you kill him, just make sure he's dead!

{we pan out to see whole kitchen. Strong Bad isn't there}

20X6 POOPSMITH: Where is he?

{cut to Strong Bad running like mad to get away from them}

STRONG BAD: Arghhh! {pausing to catch his breath} Okay, I can do this. I just need to go back out through the cable where I came in.

{20X6 Ship flys right over Strong Bad}

20X6 KOT: Olly-Olly oxenfree! Muah ha ha ha!

{Strong Bad continues running as the ship chases him, shootingat him every now and then. Eventually, he finds that he has run himself into a dead-end alley}

20X6 KOT: It's horrible that it has to end like this, all clique, but there's simply no other way,

STRONG BAD: No other way to what? To kill me?

20X6 KOT: No, you moron. Didn't you realize? I am the ruler of the internet! I am the King of Online Trechory! Who do you think sent you the virus email to destroy your compy? Who do you think said that you didn't pay your internet bill? Who do you think killed off Homeschool Winner?

STRONG BAD: You were the one who killed Homeschool winner? {outraged} You murderer! You're gonna pay for that!

20X6 KOT: Oh, I think it's you that's gonna pay!

STRONG BAD: But why me?

20X6 KOT: It's a pretty interesting story actually...

{cut to Bad's house, everybody is still gathered in Strong Bad's computer room. Strong Sad is holding timer}

STRONG SAD: He's been in there for fourteen minutes! If he doesn't get out soon, I don't know what's going to happen!

MARZIPAN: Gosh, this is so exciting. It's like a movie, isn't it Homestar?

'HOMESTAR: {still holding Benidetto} Frank thinks it's stupid.

KING OF TOWN: If it's a movie, can I have some popcorn?

{cut back to Strong Bad in dead-end alley}

20X6 KOT: And that's why I need to kill you.

STRONG BAD: Oh. It all makes sense now.

20X6 KOT: I'm glad you know, because it's the last thing you're ever going to find out. {giant lazer cannon starts charging up from bottom of ship} Prepare to die!

STRONG BAD: {crying} This is the end? But there aren't enough Twinkies!

20X6 KOT: {with finger on big, red button} Prepare to die in three...

{cut back to Bad's computer room. Strong Sad's starring at stopwatch}

STRONG SAD: two...

{cut back to Strong Bad in dead-end alley}

20X6 KOT: one...

{cut back to Bad's computer room. Strong Sad's starring at stopwatch}

STRONG SAD: Uh, oh.

{cut back to Strong Bad in dead-end alley. Just as 20X6 KOT is about to push the button, Strong Bad glows and begins to grow rapidly}

STRONG BAD: Holy Crap! Call that good timing!

{Strong Bad stops growing. The ship is now about the size of his thumb.}

20X6 KOT: Crap.

{Strong Bad steps on ship. A cheer is heard. We cut back to the computer room. Suddenly, on Strong Bad's screen, we see it says:}

{cut back to giant Strong Bad in alley}

STRONG BAD: Um, how am I supposed to get back?

IS STRONG BAD GOING TO BE STUCK IN THE INTERNET FOREVER?
WILL HE BE ABLE TO SAY GOODBYE TO HIS FRIENDS?
WILL HOMSAR EVER BE REUNITED WITH HIS BABY?

FIND OUT!

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