Strong Bad Email:The Movie/Part 2

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Strong Bad Email:The Movie!

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The Following

Is a continuation of Strong Bad Email:The Movie
It is in no way endorsed or supported by Homestarrunner.com
Or even very good, for that matter.
It was written by AtionSong

Thank you for your cooperation.

Transcript (continued)

{We see Strong Bad flying through the electrical outlet, with lights zooming by him on either side. He spreads his arms out like wings as if he's flying}

STRONG BAD: I'm king of the...

{Strong Bad hits an Unugrait, waiting in a long line of Unugraits. At the front of the line is 20X6 Marzipan, stamping papers and handing them to the Unugraits.}

20X6 MARZIPAN: Thank you for coming to the internet. Thank you for coming to the internet. {The line moves forward and eventually, Strong Bad is the next person in line} Thank you for coming to the...

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great. I'm looking for, umm...my email show.

20X6 MARZIPAN: Pardon?

STRONG BAD: You know...ummm...{having dificulty explainging} when I answer my emails and talk to...no body in particular...every week...my email show...

20X6 MARZIPAN: Hmm... it does sound familliar...oh, you're Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: {like big shot celebrity} Yes I am. Can I interest you in a autographed coffee mug? I ripped off piece of "The Paper"? A Strong Bad sings CD?

20X6 MARZIPAN: Actually, we have a special place for people like you! {she takes strong Bad by the arm and walks through the line with him}.

STRONG BAD: {taunting Unugraits} Hey losers! Have fun in your line! You'll find me in the VIP section! You crap for brains!

{cut to Strong Bad in Jail cell. We hear 20X6 Marzipan shut the door and say:}

20X6 MARZIPAN: And next time remember to pay for your internet service!

STRONG BAD: Crap. How am I supposed to break out of here? Man, I wish The Cheat was here. He'd know what to do.

{suddenly, as if in an answer to his wish, 20X6 The Cheat comes running up to the bars like a dog.}

STRONG BAD: {Talking to the sky, as if somebody who just send 20X6 The Cheat is listening} Actually, I was hoping for my the cheat, not somebody else's...Square The Cheat.

STINKOMAN: {from off screen} Prisoner Number 5408, aka Strong Bad, aka Professor Tor Coolguy, we're here to rescue you!

{Stinkoman steps up to cell bars}

STRONG BAD: Okay. I'm pretty sure that isn't The Cheat either.

STINKOMAN: Stand back! I think these bars are inquiring about a challenge!?!

STRONG BAD: {sort of skeptical about Stinkoman, thinking he's crazy} I sort of have the feeling that they aren't.

STINKOMAN: You bars have it in! I will surely defeat you!!!

STRONG BAD: Look man, I really appreciate you trying to help and all...

{green lazer beams shoot out of Stinkoman's eyes slicing the bars off the cell}

STINKOMAN: {celebrating} ha ha! Those bars didn't stand a chance!

STRONG BAD: Man, those were some pretty cool...umm...Tropical lazor beams. You're an okay guy.

STINKOMAN Awesome! But quick we need to get out of here before we get caught!

STRONG BAD: We? Not getting caught? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

{cut to Internet, what appears to be a futuristic, Jetsons like cityscape}

STINKOMAN: Welcome to the internet, my new friend!!!

STRONG BAD: {stunned} Ho...ly...crap.

STINKOMAN: {talking to 20X6 The Cheat} What's his problem?

20X6 THE CHEAT: {makes computer sounding The Cheat Noises}

STINKOMAN: So, new friend, what it your name?

STRONG BAD: {snapping out of daze} Well, most people call me Strong Bad. Or wrestle man. Or Strong badman. Or Principal Strong Bad. Or Bucket Head.

STINKOMAN: That's cool, bucket head. Many people call me Stinkoman!

STRONG BAD: Hey, that's great Stinky. But you can just call me Strong Bad.

STINKOMAN: {several cannons and lazors come out of his back} Are you inquiring about a challenge?

STRONG BAD: {having the crap scarred out of him} No...no...not at all...

STINKOMAN: That's fine.

STRONG BAD: Hey, Stinky, do you think you could help me get my email show back.

STINKOMAN: Of course! That's why I busted you out of jail!

STRONG BAD: Wait, how do you know about my email show?

STINKOMAN: Come with me, and me and my friends will explain.

{Try Level 1.1 screen comes up and music plays. In a Stinkoman 20X6 Game style, Strong Bad follows Stinkoman as he jumps on all the buildings and cars and shoots various enemies, including flying cars, space trash, and birds, until, after a fairly short period of time, the two arrive at Stinkoman's house. Cut to inside Stinkoman's kitchen (as represented by game level 2). Sitting at the kitchen table are 1-Up, Pan-Pan, and 20X6 The Cheat}

STINKOMAN: These are all my friends. This is 1-Up...

1-UP: How are you?

STINKOMAN: Pan-Pan...

{Pan-Pan is silent and waves}

STINKOMAN: And my very own The Cheat!

20X6 THE CHEAT: {computer Cheat Noises}

STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's great, but...uhh...that still doesn't explain how you know about my e-mail show.

{20X6 Strong Sad walks out. He is drawn as an elderly sen-sei, yet his body is still gray. His head is still is the same shape, but it is wrintly, and he has a lot of white facial hair. He uses a metal cane to walk}

20X6 STRONG SAD: I think I can answer that.

STRONG BAD: Who the crap is that?

STINKOMAN: He is my very wise older brother, Sensad.

SENSAD: We used to live a more simple land.

{cut to scene of Little Stinkoman and Little 1-Up playing in a Stinkoman 20X6 Game Level 1 type park, obviously the future version of the stick, where the stick is, instead, a tripod. Sensad voices over the story}

SENSAD: Children roamed free, and we all got along in peace and harmony. But them one day, {a giant shadow is cast over Little Stinkoman and Little 1-Up, they look up and see a giant ship} the unugaits came!

{The unugraits jump out of ship from several different doors. Little Stinkoman and Little 1-Up run away. One 200-Some Unugraints have landed on the ground, the form a formation, and begin marching.}

SENSAD: The unugraits didn't understand our way of life. They forced our people to spend all day transferring files from one computer to another. We thought we were done for. But then one day...

{cut to scene of people working in a dirty buisness plaza. There is a lot of air polution. A giant screen is advertising "Cold-Ones brand Motor Oil". Suddenly the sign switches to Strong Bad revieving his first email}

STRONG BAD: {on the screen} Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you go to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

{everyone in plaze erupts with laughter. Cut to scene of industrial shop, everybody is building robots}

SENSAD: You had provided us the answer to our problems: Build Some kind of robot, and not only use them for good but also awesome. Once we had finshed our army of robots, we named them: the Computerized Robots with Artificial Powers, or C.R.A.P. We had a battle against the unugraits {cut to robots about to destory unugraits, who are horribly scarred} we were about to destroy them, when suddenly...

{another Strong Bad email comes up on the screem. Everybody stops to look at it}

STRONG BAD: {on screen} I've carefully set aside this time for checking my email. I love you...i love u. {hesitantly} Fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf...look fhqwhgads...can I just call you fhqwhgads...

{crowd, including robots, unugraits, and some partially dismembered unugraits, erupts with laughter. Cut to shot of robots and unugraits and citizens holding hands and swaying back and forth in circle}

SENSAD: Once again, you had provided us with the answer, we could solve out problems in love and not hate.

{cut back to Stinkoman's kitchen}

STRONG BAD: So, um, that's great. But that still doesn't explain why you still need me. I mean, I want you to help, but, um, I'm sort of confused.

SENSAD: Well, now the unugraits and us...

STRONG BAD: What happened to the robots?

1-UP: We melted them down and made blenders out of them!

SENSAD: The unugraits and us are living in harmony, but now a new super power has arisen, and sent this land into another age of despair. He is our leader, and once he finds out that you're here, he'll stop at nothing to have you killed.

STRONG BAD: Uh...help???

{cut to a dark night, and a tall tower. In it we see a mysterious shadow, who lets out a evil laugh set to evil music.}

{cut back to Strong Bad's computer room. Everybody in town is there, staring at the outlet}

STRONG BAD: I hope he gets back soon. Before long, the shrinkage is going to wear off.

STRONG MAD: {screaming into outlet} GET BACK STRONG BAD!!!!

HOMSAR: Arghhii! I know when to walk away!

WILL STRONG BAD BE ABLE TO SAVE THE DAY?
WILL HIS INTERNET SHOW EVER BE BROUGHT BACK?
JUST WHO IS THE EVIL RULER?
FIND OUT, IN THE CONTINUATION!

Part Three


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