Strong Bad Email:The Movie/Part 1

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Strong Bad Email:The Movie!

Transcript

{we hear Dangeresque music playing under as the opening credits roll by. We see Strong Bad running desperately through Free Country, USA, as if on a mission. First, he runs by Bubs' stand, and then the stick, he runs by Homestar's House, the old Homestar's house, Marshmellow's Last Stand, and Strongbadia. Finally he runs in his house, and as the credits and music end, sits down at his Lappy.}

STRONG BAD: Whew, that was a close one. I almost didn't get to check my email this week. {types strongbad_email.exe, presses enter, and new email comes down}

STRONG BAD: Oh come on. This is probably like, some fan just prank emailing me. They wouldn't actually...

{screen changes to say:}

STRONG BAD:{outraged and worried} What do you mean didn't pay my bills? I gave then right to Homestar to put in the mailbox...oh great. What did crapface do this time?

{gets up from chair and starts to walk out. Cut to Marzipan's kitchen. Homestar is sticking his head in the cookie jar.}

STRONG BAD: Hey crapface, what's up.

HOMESTAR: {surprised to see Strong Bad, jolts up from cookie jar with crumbs around his mouth} Oh...uhh...hello Strong Bad. I wasn't eating Marzipan's cookies.

STRONG BAD: {not caring} Yeah, great, whatever. Listen, did you put those letters I gave you in the mailbox last month.

HOMESTAR: Oh. Wite. Those. Uhh...I think I gave them to that weirdo in the hat.

STRONG BAD: {in despair} Oh, holy crap. That freakin' guy can't string a sentence together. How's he gonna deliver my letters?

{Cut to the stick. Homsar is standing by it with Senor Cardage}

HOMSAR: Gwaaaiii! I'm happy to be of service to you!

SENOR CARDGAGE: Who can exploricate why I'm a here with this weirdocracits with {incoherent mumble}.

{Strong Bad walks up}

SENOR CARDGAGE: Who mighten to be coming?

STRONG BAD: Oh great! It's not understandable, and not undersandable...er. Look, do you guys have any freakin' clue where my internet bill is?

HOMSAR: I wish you a unicorn for your birthday!

SENOR CARDGAGE: I thinka what my aquantinceship is tryin to say's that the letter got downin to the {incoherent mumble}.

STRONG BAD: {walking back to Lappy} I don't have time for this.

{Cut to Strong Bad back at Lappy}

STRONG BAD: Okay, Star shirt was a freakin' moron. Again. And those freak's couldn't tell me where the freakin' sky was if you asked them. I guess I have to take matters into my own hands.

STRONG MAD: {walking up with the Cheat} I know a solution!!!

{cut to Strong Mad trying to jam Strong Bad into outlet}

STRONG MAD: Why won't you get in the internet??!!

THE CHEAT: {puts paw on face and makes noises sounding like "Oh, man."}

{cut to strong bad with bandaid and many bruises on his head sitting at Lappy. Strong Mad and The Cheat have left}

STRONG BAD: Okay. I think we can agree that that was a collossal failure. Maybe Bubs'll know! That man is a computer genius!

{Cut to Strong Bad at Bubs' stand, with Bubs' in a goalie mask}

STRONG BAD: Uh...can I ask why you're wearing that thing?

BUBS: It's my new promotion! Killer prices!

STRONG BAD: Whatever. Listen, my email service was cancelled, and I need to find a way to get it back up again.

BUBS: Well, I would say that you should just pay the bill Strong Ba...

STRONG BAD: No. I don't like your idea. I'll go ask somebody else.

{cut to Strong Bad at Marzipan's gazebo. She is shaking her head no, to indicate she doesn't know how to fix it.}

{Cut to Strong Bad at the King Of Town's Castle. The King is outside and The Poopsmith is shovelling you-know-what. They are both shaking their heads no}

{Cut to Strong Bad at Strong Badia, starring at Benideto. Benidetto doesn't move. Strong Bad kicks it. It falls over, and Homestar runs in crying.}

{Cut to Strong Bad at the Trogdor's Cave scene in Peasant's quest with Lappy. He types: ask Trogdor if he can fix my internet. In the game, Trogdor shakes his head no as Rather Dashing throws swords at him.}

{Cut to "The House That Gave Sucky Treats" doorway. The door slams in Strong Bad's face.}

{Cut to Strong Bad back at Lappy}

STRONG BAD: Well, that's it. I've asked everyone in town. except Pom-Pom. He's on vacation.

{Cut to Pom-Pom on an Island with Pom Pom's girls. Cut back to Strong Bad at Lappy.}

STRONG SAD: Actually, I have a solution.

STRONG BAD: Oh, come on. What do you know about computers?

STRONG SAD: {angry at Strong Bad} I went to Computer Camp for five years! I learned how to...

STRONG BAD: {cutting him off} Yeah that's great. So what do you have?

{cut to the two of them in Strong Sad's room}

STRONG SAD: You can fix your computer like they did in The Fantastic Voyage.

STRONG BAD: Right. Now remind me, that movie was about...what?

STRONG SAD: How did you not see that movie? It's a classic!

STRONG BAD: {lying poorly, like a kid} I saw it, I just...forgot.

STRONG SAD: It's about these scientists who shrink themselves down to go inside a sick patient to try to cure him.

STRONG BAD: So what the crap are you gonna do?

{Strong Sad opens his closet. Inside is a giant machine labelled "Shrink Ray"}

STRONG BAD: {jumping back in surprise} Holy crap! When did you make this?

STRONG SAD: {angrily} I've told you I was making it after dinner every night for a year!

STRONG BAD: {still not carring} Yeah, that's great. So how does this work?

STRONG SAD: You just press this red button and what ever's under the lense is shrunken. {slow zoom in on Strong Sad's face} But I must warn you, after fifteen minutes, the effects start wearing off. If you're still inside the internet, the results would be...{zoom out to see who room again. Shrinking ray is missing}

{cut to Strong Bad by Lappy laying under shrink ray with hand on red button}

STRONG BAD: Alright! So all I have to do is press this, right, and...

{Strong Sad runs in screaming}

STRONG SAD: Strong Bad! You need to listen to me!

STRONG BAD: Argh!!! {presses the button in fright/surprise.}

{there is a big flash of light, and then we cut to shrunken Strong Bad on the same place on the shrinking machine!}

STRONG BAD: {overjoyed} Holy crap! It worked!

{Strong Mad walks in}

STRONG MAD: Oh boy!!! A Strong Bad Doll!!!

STRONG SAD: No you can't touch that! That's really Strong Bad!

STRONG BAD: I'm gettin outta here before something freaky happens.

{Strong Bad jumps off of ray and heads to outlet. We can here Strong Sad and Strong Mad arguing in the background. Strong Bad Jumps up to outlet, and trys to jam his head into the circular part at the bottom of the second outlet. It is just too big to fit}

STRONG BAD: Oh, come on! Why...won't...you...fit?

{Homestar come running in with Benidetto}

HOMESTAR: It's okay, Frank. We'll put you on life support! {he moves to plug Frank into the outlet Strong Bad is trying to fit into}

STRONG SAD: Homestar, No!!!

{cut to zoomed in view of plug coming to outlet. It has a 3-D feel to it. Strong Bad can not see the plug coming, and when it is plugged in, he is jolted through outlet}

STRONG BAD: {being heard from Bad House while travelling through wire} Hooooolllllyyyy crrraaaap!

{cut back to wide shot of everyone in house. Frank starts to pop popcorn}

HOMESTAR: {moved to tears} He's gonna live!

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