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Dear Dark Lords,
Have you and the other dark lords
ever teamed up?
If so, how would you destroy Stinkoman?
Sincerly,
1UP 700
Dear Chorch Commander, People are making constant fun of you. How will you punish them? Stick it to the idiots! -******
Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko, I live four levels away from you and I was wondering why you guys don't participate in any community stuff. 20XGlitch, Level -0
A
Dear Tampo:
Are you good friends with the Covenant? They do have a giant floating ringworld!
--Aaron Eagle (AKA Aussie Evil II)
subject: hoveringDear Stlunko,
Aggort
When are you getting that hovering
mechanism you've once mentioned?
Totally not gettin' old,
Dear Tampo,
Where the crap did you get that eye? Last time I played that Stinkoman game, you were eyeless.
Did you get surgery or something like that?
Won't say "crap" call Nebulon "NEB-1,"
Ampi
Dear Brody, Stlunko and Tampo Are there any other planets you could visit? Are there some things better off not doing? Watch out, Amy Whifflepoof
Dear the guys who are most likely to answer this e-mail due to the fact this is their e-mail account, Have you or the minions in the Lava Zone ever painted a mural in the tunnels? The bland tunnels look all boring and unaesthetically pleasing with the rocky walls. Maybe you can paint one about volcanoes. You are in fact in the LAVA ZONE, and I never see any volcanoes. Show me a photo or holo of the mural via InstaNet or HoloNet when you are done. - I really want to see the painting, Amy Whifflepoof.
Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko, I am evil too! Let's team up to destroy Stinkoman!</br> Also, look for a guy called Zippy K and eliminate him too!</br> Anthruseus <(.-.<)
Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko,
You should probably use the instanet to research the
"Boss trio reloaded". You might be able to defeat them,
if you discover that they have a weakness you can exploit...
Hoping this idea is good,
Antishadow 0.4
Dear Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, and not Saargtsson,
Isn't it about time you overthrew Saargtsson?
It would be best to attack him while
he is recovering from An Ice Machine.
I have a superweapon that you could use,
but it is contained inside a power crunch in the Pink Cloud Zone.
Just an idea,
Aron Cvv
Dear Tampo,
Have you ever heard of An Ice Machine? He was a boss, just like you, who was recently defeated by Stinkoman. He tried his best, but ended up getting the crap challenged out of him. You should visit him sometime. He needs the confort. He lives in the Ice Zone.
From,
No one in partictular.
AKA: AwexomeMan
Dear, Stlunko.
Please help me my master Nebulon has gone crazy, I have currently stolen a ship of his.
But he has sent Liekand after me, I Crap he's here... Oh, hello Stlunko!
Sincerely,
Astromund and Liekand.
Dear Tampo,
What do you think aboot "Weird Al" Yankovic? Do you know him or his music? Tell me what you think.
A Faithful Fan,
The User Weird Al
B
TAMPO!! Help Us! We are at war with some fCon goons! They want to steal the "World-Famous Danish" recipe! --Bakery Guys
Dear Tampobe, Brobedy and Stlunkobe, has you met Bobely? He is a blue My Benj with chorch armms. He tasteds like bathing shoes! Donut litsen to rap, Bearding Alfred Muose.
DEAR TAMPO!
HOWS ABOUT YOU TAKE THIS TERABYTE OF DOLLARS!
YOU NEEDS IT GOOD.
iHOP YOU USE IT WELL.
HAVE A HUG,
BLAGSPHORE MISTER WORMHED
Attachedment: "dollarsmoney.tera"
Dear Stlunko,
I need help! I'm a robot too!
It appears that some lunatic
is attempting to reprogram
and me you appear to be the only
person I ever met that actually became
my friend. You may not remember this, but
when you were first created and-
Woah! Got to go!
Message has been sent,
-Ben, The Jaro with Hands
psst...
wanna buy a "Deus ex machina"?
Only vitty cents.
Come on, you know you wanna.
It'll help you get out of sticky situations.
It even works on holograms.
It's a small toggle button, but look,
I've said too much.
Gotta run.
-Back-alley honest street dealer.
C
Dear Tampo, et al.:
We are willing to offer you upgrades to your equipment.
If you are using Eagle Electronics chips, they are ERROR-RICH.
This is unacceptable to bosses such as you, who demand the most perfect electronics.
We are a PERFECTLY LEGITIMATE company, and we admire your buisness.
The store nearest you is on fCon Layer 5, Layer Level 01.
CEO
Future Control Industries
PS: Our employees will be distinguishable by their purple name badges with the fCon logo.
Dear Tampo(Leadership), Brody(Experience), and Stlunko(Smarts), This is C.Olimar788. The person who E-Mailed you to get Trogador. I cannot believe you got overpowered by that puny dragon. Simply put, I would highly recomend that you join forces with me and my 20X6 ancesstor, Captain Oblivion. He is currently on planet Zrarr, a planet just outside your galaxy. E-Mail me with your reply. Your possible alley, C.Olimar788
CSS:\>openmail: Cheat CodesDear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko,
Seeming you can never beat Stinkoman,
why not use secret cheat codes I have inbeaded
into the 20X6 BASIC code? The codes are in the below attachment.
Hoping this helps,
CompleteSpaceshipPerson3Attachment: CheatCodes.txt
Attachment: CheatEnterer.exe
CSS:\>openattachment: CheatCodes.txtCan't be Hurt = HearMeRoar
One Hit Kills = EnemyGoBoom
Fly = UpInTehAir
CSS:\>openattachment: CheatEnterer.exeEnter Code: _________________
To the brain, chicken, and piece of scrap,
Yes, I hate you. But that's why I'm not emailing you. I have kidnapped Sayo-Sham-Sam and am holding him hostage in Planet K's core. If you want to see him alive so he can email you again, challenge me in the core. I am going to be your most challenging foe. Oh, and I am for real.
Your ultimate killer,
Chris ZX
Dear Awxome Rulers, Why don't you clone Stinkoman to defeat him? -Crabjake
Tampo,
I've enclosed a grape slushie.
Please tell me what you think of it.
And do tell what you're like in times and places
Such as Peasentry, 5005, Stone Age, and your Baby Age?
Thanks alot,
Coma-tubed Monkey on a Typewriter,
Sediment History St.
