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Dear Boss Trio,
I think that getting your army back
from the Boss Trio Reloaded isn't going
to be easy.  Is there any way you could
borrow or rent another army and storm
their base?  Whatever you do, you need
a new army fast somehow.  But that's
just my opinion.

Your show rocks,
Lord of the Frogs.

Dear Tampo Squad,
I bet I could beat you all in arm wrestling!
-Morgan Freeman's Ghost

Dear the ultimate masters,
who are stunklo, and um,
that...chicken and
pink man, why don't
you buy an easy button?
there's plenyt at
mark patrol's super
store! (not affiliated with
the liekand) it'll make your life MUCH
easier. you could destroy sarggston!
-mark patrol

C'mere you
I've been on a long 
journey fighting
people to find out
who killed.... The One
I know its you Tampo
so let me tell you one
I'm coming to get
Limoman

Dear Stlunko, oh Brody, and Tampo.
Would you like to join the Naughty Nine?
It is lead by me, or you could be the leader,
either way we need you man, after all you are the Boss Trio.
Hoping you say yes,
Liekand.

M

Blah blah blah Dear Tampo and friends crap,
Does 20X6 actually translate into 2016?
I'm doing research on futuristic stuffs
and I encountered this NaviType game thing in which the world's
differed in the year 20XX.
Does that translate into 2011?
Hoping for a reply and not a knuckle sandwich,
Markie

Dear Boss Trio,

When will "Tampo's Testings 2" come out?
I heard that there is one in production.
Will it have more of a storyline to it?

-Michael

Dear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko,

I was wondering if you have ever met
Ekersby. Because, The Negative Zone
is preparing for an attack on Planet
K. Does Ekersby even work for the
master? Anyway, You better be careful.
Because, Ekersby is going to Glitch
up the world.

-Michael

Dear Bossy men, (and Stlunko)
Why were you in that video game? 
You didn't want to go in there.
-From Miranda

Dear Tampo,
What if you had a genetic cyborg copy?
This robot could have your DNA, and AI, but be 
more indestructible and totes weapons.
Or better yet, create one of a human and use it
to attack Stinkoman.
-Trust me on this, I've done it before,
Morty Maxwell

Dear Tampo and Company

How are you? I was wondering whether any of you ever made their own game? One of you should.

sincerely,
monkeysky

Man, your lives must suck right now,

By the way, I'm not Stinkoman, the Boss Trio Reloaded, NEB-1, Liekand, nor any of your enemies. I am... Mr. Noctavio. I can help you. Meet me at the transdimensional portal at the end of the forest you're in. I promise I'm not trying to trap you in a lost universe so the Boss Trio Reloaded, nor any of your enemies, can torture you.

-Dr. Notcatias I mean, I'm Mr. Noctavio

Man, I should have the SuperCom have a keyboard instead of that system where what I say types in stuff. And I hope that I've done what... oops. SUPERCOM! MINIMIZE THAT AND MAKE THAT INVISIBLE!

Greetings Tampo and Allies,
I am the Master Hand. I will host a
battle at the Final Destination on June
12th to see who is most worthy of being
My rival. You shall each fight in matches
there. Whoever wins shall fight me.
Good luck,
-Master Hand

N

CSS:\>openmail:

Dear The master's minions
I have beaten the Master and defeated him. I have also erased his memory. As a proof that I have actually defeated him, note he has lost his robotic leg... I have it. I give you the benefit of teaming with me. You are much more powerful than he is... Remeber... Zyves does not serve Saargtsson. He serves me.
Evad

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--N0T Sttr0ng B4d

subject:new wepon

Dear Tampo
I have made a laser that can destroy any substance
imaginable. You could wipe Stinkoman off the face of the earth,
or destroy the Master so you can be rulers.
You will find the laser at the center of Jupiter(I didn't want
it getting stolen.}
-Super Nacho Man

CSS:\>openmail:

Dear Potential Customer,
Would you like to buy a baby Saargtsson?
You'll never have to change the diaper,
just take it down to the Master's pile
every Monday.
Yours truly,
Nobody
P. S. If you want to buy one, go to the Pink Cloud Zone.
P. P. S. We have very cheap prices.
P. P. P. S. I like tomatos.

subject:button!!!!

Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko
Whatever you do, don't talk to Saargaston!!!!
Or do. Whatever. Can I have your pie recipie?
I don't care.
-Nacho Man

Subject:Stlunko+knowladge=evil!!

Dear Tampo
DON'T let Stlunko get anymore knowladge! If you do, he will
become a giant robot, so powerfull and hungry for knowladge,
he will overthrow the Master and take over the world!
Warning you,
-NachoMan

Dear Tampo
I have but a single question: WHERE THE CRAP DID YOU COME FROM!!??!
I mean, brains just don't pop out of no where. You should go back 
in time and discover your origins.
-Nachoest Man

Dearest Tampo
If Tampo was made by Stinkoman, and Brody survived because of 
Stinkoman and the Master built Stlunko because of Stinkoman, 
does that mean you're all related?
-NachoMan (yet again)

O

Subject: flashback

Dear Tampo
I want a flashback.
A REAL FLASHBACK!
Tell me of the days of cyber-yore,
and what you were like in Peasantry.
Duh,

Opulatory Mining Blob, first name: Bob

Subject: Помогите мне!

To zdravstvulte!, the head of beef of fellow.

I will be bad old woman living in Bumdumbourge. My children nakhodyatsya in prison toaster and I freed them. 4 to zarabatyvayu of den'g by path sold spirit that made from squeezings cheat. You will if you please purchase my spirit, I is which I want it saw my children again.

Old lady

P

Dear Tampo,
How did you get that eye?

A 20X6 Hero,
Patman

DO NOT OPEN!
this document contians private information on "Black Technology".
this may also contain private info on Miss Kaname Chidori.
If opened you will be reported to Section 9 and set to be executed by the hot Motoko Kusanagi.
-Phillyfanatic, Mithril (Location not for disclosure.)

i posted my briiliant idea about pie onto that xmenthingybobo so i thought ill send you my idea presonally. think just think, if i could make a pie soo interesting so good that it will make britan win ww3 i would be rich rich beyond my wildest dreams, and that dream is that if people like one pie then imagine having loads of pies in a pie it'll be like the pie of pies! all you need to do is make a pie then put loads of mini pies in it, im sure broody would like this idea.

piman

Dear Boss Trio,
I noticed all the awards your email show has!
And I also noticed you guys are working for that
snakey guy. Well, rebel! Maybe you can use the
fireworks award to blow up stuff. Maybe you can
use the golden cinderblock to whack stuff. Maybe
you can use the flaming Greggo to burn stuff. Use
your imagination!
~PK

Lieb Tampo,
ich hören, dass Sie eine große E-Mailschau haben. Genießen Sie Fußball? 
Ihr Freund,
Prinzessinheimstern, von Deutschland

Salutations, Boss Trio!
Let's get right to the point:
I've got a proposition for you.
I can make all the "problems" in your old base just "disappear"...
For a price.
Meet me at Pink Clouds One-Bee's at 10 tomorrow and we can talk business.

Hope to see you there,
"Probably Sushi"

Q

R

Hey Tampo!
I have created a Dragon Gun that could
destroy the trators that are in your base.

ATTATCHMENT:dragon_gun.exe
You are cool,
Raynor

subject: Flash

Dear Shampoo
Your comics are great! You look like a good animator; why not answer an email in Flash? Everyone's doing it!

Your 57th best Friend ever,
Ron Palaroncini

Subject: Death Seed Plague

Dear the late trio, (later)

I have infiltrated your current location, and trust me, you need to upgrade on security, I got in easy. I now have released the infamous Death Seed Plague in your walls. It's spreading fast,you better be quick, because when you are infected, you have only have 5 seconds to live. (This means the robots too, Stlunko). -Say goodbye to your lives, Rya

P. S., Don't try to find me, I escaped the planet via refugee ship to Duro, with a clan of Ryn. I'm too far for you to catch me.

Subject: Fart

Dear {Nobody cares}

How do you fart?
Do you like to fart?
Where do you like to fart?

Some guy from somewhere.

subject:bad

Dear Mr. Tampo
I think you and your friends have been bad boys this year.
So, insted of not getting presents for Christmas, I've decided to
come and kill you.
Ho ho ho.
Robo Santa 3000
P.S. No one will belive you if you tell them, for I am adored by
MILLIONS!