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S 

Caro Tampo,
Se você tivesse três desejos, que segundo seria?

Muito Crapel, 
Samel Ouropeixes
Dear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko,
I have returned once again to challenge the crap
out of you three.  You won't succeed when I use my 
NEW partner this time!  Come on down to the Lava
World and I'll meet you there.
- Pwning you,
Saargtsson.
subject: Destruction

Dear Tampo,

Master of darkness why are you so bent on destruction?

Sephiroth



To the almighty trio (Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko),
You know me. I emailed you twice, once about your relatives and
Brody's origin, and twice about NEB-1, 1-Up, and your new home.
Allow me to formally introduce myself. My name is Sayo-Sham-Sam,
descendant of Shim-Sham-Sam and possibly Planet K's greatest
challenger. I have supreme superpowers, and I have managed to 
defeat Stinkoman a couple of times in challenges. I've just learned
that your goals (stated by your Master) is that you have to
defeat Stinkoman in challenges. If you are interested in my
assistance, meet me at the Sayo-Sham-Stronghold on the other side
of Planet K. 

Sorry if that email was too long,
Sayo-Sham-Sam
Stlunko's Brother Dear Stlunko...
I'm sorry to inform you of this, but your favorite brother and our second to last other Stlunko (Stlunko 707) was destroyed. Harvax was hit with a jet and crushed him while he was trying to fufill a mission. This means you are the only functional Stlunko modle left. Do not, I repeat DO NOT get into any situation that could destroy you.
One of your creators,
Spike
subject:end

All right.
That's it.
I've had it with you three.
You've failed me.
And for that, I must kill you.
Who would be good to take your place?
What's TBTR's* number?
Finished with you,
Sticklyman.

  • The Boss Trio Reloaded
attachment
attachment A message from:
I, Sticklyman;
Saargtsson;
Nebulon or "NEB-1";
The Liekand;
An Ice Machine;
Harvax the 17th;
Stinkoman;
1-Up;

And all their minions and allys,
WE SAY:
WE... HATE.... YOU!!!!!!!
subject: Sports

Dear Tampo,
Seeing as how there are loads of
slaves/minions in the Lava Zone,
how about you hold some sports?
Strong Sader


WHASSUP TAMPO, BRODY, AND STLUNKO!!!

Good to see you answerin' emails again.
So, um, anyway, I have a question for each of you, starting with the big T.

1. For Tampo: How did your rivalry with Stinkoman start? Was it your master's decision, or
did he do something like steal your candypop? (Don't worry, I won't tell... honest.)

2. For Brody: How'd you make all those chicken things? Are they robots or somethin'? 

3. For Stlunko: If you can print emails out of your back, then why do the other two use
the SaargtScreen II? Is it like power limits?

There they are. Answer each in the form of a question... no, actually, don't. Please. 

From a fan of yours, 
Stinkokirb (no relation whatsoever to Stinkoman. Would I lie to you? ...actually, don't
answer that...)
CSS:\>Subject: Helping

Dear All-Powerful Boss Trio,
I have heard about your
situation, and would like
to help you. If would
like my help, please reply to
this email.

- Super Sonic X
CSS:\>Subject: Dance-pop group

Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko,
You should form a dance-pop group and tour around Planet K. I think that would be cool! I bet your minions will like your music.
Sincerely,
-Stephen923

CSS:\>Subject: Challenge

Dear Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, and the invisible people,
WE are coming to attack you! That's right, the Stinko's are
coming to attack you, and invade the Lava Zone, and
capture Stlunko's fists! And we're going to capture and/or
kill everyone in it, with the exception of the armies that
we sent. Your Master, Sticklyman, will hate you soooooooo
mmmmmmuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhhh! And especially for saying
his name, Sticklyman!
Going to destroy you,
Stinkoman

T 

Dear T to the A to the M to the P to the O.
What are you like in 1936? 
I hasnt found you atall.
I looked in the Town Hall directies, but you aren't there.
1936 is a blakken-white woorld just bu-genning to have sound.
Who are you now? When I am? I am: 1936.
Please, answer, and send a dolla so my pet baby squid don't go hungry.
Thank yoooooou,
TadMayorPole.
 Stlunko,
Your fists are huge! But the other day, Stinkoman made off with one of them!
Can you get it back?

The 386
Dear Tampo,
What does your name translate into
in different langages.
All Typos Intentaonal,
TotalSpaceshipGuy3
To Tampo, Brody and Stlunko J05H-ooa universe
We are the Time police. As regular entities, you are not allowed to travel time or dimensions without permission. Time travelers are generally let slide the first few times if changes are small. Dimensional travel is banned strictly without permission. Since you have broken this law, you shall be confined to "Prison Universe" for twenty years. Do not resist.
Sincerely,
The Dimensions And Time Operations Police (DATOP)

U 

Dear Tampo, Brody and possibly Stlunko:
In Stinkoman's game, everything was badly translated Engrirlsh. Why is it
not the same in your life?
From we who are too good to use blockquotes,
Ultrapooopaw

V

W

X

Dear Tampo,
So, I have met you in your future, and have decided to email you of the past. Yeah, I've always thought that Stlunko's contraction thing was a little odd, but I suppose he was just meant to be built that way. This emails main purpose is to reassure you that you will acquire more knowledge before your memory loss.
More powerful than you are now, but less powerful than you later,
Xul and Lyves, 3-Cul m41l universe

Y

Dear Tampo...
How come you never write to me? Your father is worried sick of you. And your grandfather, Andross wants to say hi.
Call us,
Your Mom

Z 

Dear Brody,
Why are you only second fiddle?
You should be a star! Like, in
a movie, or summat!
- Zippy K

No Name 

Dear Giant floating brain, Realy tall chicken, and a punching robot with a wall for a hat, 
I REALY like this game and I REALY want the levels to come out more quickley. 
To your opinion, what should level 8 be like and when will it come out?
RERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERERE

Hey guys,
Why do you hate Stinkoman so much? I mean, he kinda made you all. Also, why are you all still Sticklyman's slaves?

Dear BFT,
I was just wondering if you guys celebrate Decemberween, Christmas, Hanukkah and/or Kwanzaa.
Der Boss Trio I am mad. I am really mad. If you answer my email, I will get more mad. P.S.: Can I have some muffins?


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