Other Character Email Tampo/Inbox/D - K

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subject: fine wares

Dear Unsatisfied Cutsomer,
We apologize for (past issue),
but we can positively say that
you are allowed some free wares
at our store, Valentine's Wares.
We hope to not disappoint again!

- Daniel Valentine, Valentine Wares

Dear Boss Trio (Tampo, Brody and Stlunko),

If life would be monotonus, boring, grayscale and
everyone would look alike and sound like Microsoft Sam,
Would you do something different? Or would you do the same things you do now?
Or would you be monotonus and boring like the rest?

20X6ly yours

Darkangel the Hedgehog

Subject:Universe

Dear The Lame Triplets,

Your attempts will be futile, has I will conquer
the universe dy the year 5005, and "Your Precious
Master" won't even be heard of any more because of
his lameness! Ha, following a master, I have no
master, wussies.

Destroying you, 
Darlon

Tampo E-mail anniversary

'Eh guys.
I just wanted to tell you that the Tampo E-mail
anniversary is coming up on the 29th of March.
Anywhoo, my 13th birthday is literally 5 days before
that, so, uh, I just wanted to ask if it wouldn't
such a bother to you to... acknowledge both our
anniversaries? That would be awesometacular!
-Thanks in advance,

Dennis Dunjinman

Dear Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko,

Why does your pesky public keep talking 
about the new bosses in the crappy Stinkoman
game? You should tell them to stop doing that.

-That will help,
Dennis Dunjinman,
West Bloomfield Public Library, MI

Dear Tampo Brody and Splunko,
Do you ever talk to the weather machine?
He would seem pretty boring to me.
And how did Splunko get his fists back?
Your friend from the past,
Dinoshaur

Hey tampo,
If you could have ANY super power, What would it be?
Dolpins

Dear Tampo, Brody and Stlunko,
If you ever capture 1-up again, make sure
he hates pudding. Make it cause disease or
tell him it's made of slug poop. (Like Slurm)
-Not a bad idea,
Dennis Dunjinman

Dear  Stlunko
U R 1337!!!1!1
form doomestar Kiunner 

Dear Tampo,
I have just invented the Grow-Shrink machine.
With it, you can grow to immense sizes and kill
Stinkoman and take over the world!
You can also grow to tiny sizes and sneak under high
security doors.
Have a good day,
--Dr. Homsar
''attached: grow-shrink.exe''

 Sincerly Brody,
Do you know teh timez?
 Creep up to jankin heat nebby-lawn!
Voyage to Vorte-exteesix, no?
Jibney,,,
 Dumples Devil

E

Dear Dangerlike, What's your favorite, color or colour? Also, do you prefer paper or YOUR DEATH!!! And I think the store Low Prices is under attack by Preducci! Make sure someone doesn't die! Also, why is that? I like velvet. Do you like velvet? Velvet is fun to say. Velvet velvet. Or maybe not. Do you have a Wii? Nevermind, I don't care. When did you die? I like your dog. Do I like your dog? I WILL KILL YOUR DOG! You're gonna kill your own dog? What's wrong with you? My names startes with an E and ends with an S. GUESS TO WIN! OR MAYBE NOT GUESS TO WIN! You don't win you stupid. I'm sorry. That was uncalled for. I will appoligize on the Tonight Show. Or The Daily Show. I don't need to apoligize! High School Musical is made by Preducci! You should sabotage him! Sabotage is the word of the year in my mind. My mind thinks it's 2012. IT'S NOT 2012, MIND! YES IT IS! NUH HUH! OH REAL MATURE! SHUT UP! We fight alot. Am I crazy? The fairy cow that visits me everytime I eat a food starting with S says i'm crazy. CRAZY!! I think the fairy cow is crazy. Don't you think the fairy cow is crazy? You know who's a good actor? Oprah. Oh wait...she's the first white male king of Planet USA. Not an actor. Or at least what the fairy cow told me. I'm eating a sardine sandwhich. I HATE THE FAIRY PIG! Or cow. I think it's a double blanket. Why don't I come over and sneak into your table and eat your table. I LIKE TABLES! Except tables manufactured in Greenland. Greenland is one of the 34445455445543564765837436583685768476583746587465837465 states right? RIGHT?! Answer me. Wrong WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WILL BURN YOU! I think there's some bats at the end of this gold tunnel. Some of my friends, who's names are eraser,severed ear and chewed up pen think it's just my closet. MY CLOSET IS NOT SUSHI! Do you think it's sushi? My dog has lice in his ear. I'm crawling with ghosts of babies that died in a skiing accident. THEY ARE TRYING TO TORTURE ME! WHY DO THEY LIKE TO EAT MY EAR SAUCE? I like sauce. I think it's better than the other 26 letters of the alphabet. What was that? I hear the sound of a thousand eyes blinking all at once! MY ORGANS DECIEVE ME! What's the deal with psychotics? THEY STEAL OUR ORBS OF SADNESS! I use them to brush my face! My face is too clean! I WILL FEED YOUR CHILDREN CHEERIOS! Are you crazy? ARE YOU?! I think you're a raging Megamanaholic! GbN! Ymra Eht nioj! My sandbox killed a Jay Leno worm! Is there anything stupider than Corey on SEVEN WHEELS? Al Jackson is my favorite cowboy. He's so elegant. My mustache tried to kill a possum, once. That was back in 1230. Before Christ was born! I was only HAW? years old! Why do you keep reading my extremely short and sense making electronic mail! Or Egg Sensalogical prablem as you old rappers call it. OLD RAPPERS! Yo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoy is all you eat. HOW DO YOU EAT WORDS? I like to kill words, and then eat them. JFK is my word eating assistant. I'm pro-choice and pro-life! Satan for president! Wait, no. Wait, sey? Who are you? Preducci is YOU! It makes so little sense now! I am the Hummer formally known as sello the seashell. Sello is my foot's name. He tells me to burn things. 1924 is my favorite shoe size. Shoe foot was better than the book. The movie lacked in visuals. And now for my closing statement, THIS WORLD OF BRAD HAS NO ENDING! -Eckler Torsono Gerbala Surnun Solid Suggy Soapness Saltos Xcely Glaboooooooooooooooooos

-Ages ago, life was born in the primitive sea.
Young life forms constantly evolved in order to survive.
Some prospered, some did not, all sorts of life ebbed and flowed like the tide.
In the quiet rhythm of the mother sea, life grew.
Always seeking to survive and flourish.
Soon life began to advance towards land, opening new habitats.
A great prosperity came, as life conquered even the highest mountains.
Mass extinctions came wave after wave,
but empty niches always quickly refilled,
to once again prosper, grow, and reproduce.
Someday the next great emigration will occur,
as we leave this existence looking for another.
The journey will begin anew.
I hold within me, the memories of all that has passed.
Who am I...

Eden
K-Project

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F

Dear Boss Trio,
Your request has been approved for three (3) tickets to THE PRICE IS RIGHT with Bob Barker. Please take a printout of this email to Studio 33 in CBS Television city to claim your tickets. Three seats have been reserved -- look for the ribbon across the seat with your party name.

Best regards,
FremantleMedia, USA

Validation code fm/usa-357327-tpir

subject:Stinko-doomsday, perhaps?

Dear Ultimate Masters,
Here is some stuff to destroy Stinkoman!
Now,for every man you lose in Stinkoman 20X6,
Stinkoman loses a limb!
-Frotpeau
attachments:
stinkogame.exe

mans_to_limbs.exe

G

Dear you,
How come you don't use browntants or downtants?
-Goatee

Dear the Dead Ones,
It is I, Gregginator! The time is coming for me and my army to kill you and destroy the universe! Your deaths are inevitable! Unless you meet up to my demands. However, do know this. Killing Cherry Greg does nothing to me, for he was my great-grandfather's cousin. I am coming right now to kill you!

Your killers,
The Gregginator

Dear Tampo,

I regret to inform you that I
couldn't destroy you before
because I was almost killed
by your security system. But,
You are propably wondering how
I exist. To find out, You must
go back in time again and
stop your past selves from
destroying Cherry Greg.

-The Gregginator

Subject: Homsar
HeeEEyERYY Tampoe! pluz Brodee and Stunklo
Whats is 2wenty Xty 6ix Homsar????/and or his muffin homies.
His he porwful? whi don'ttt yous guys eat him!!! 
But,,,..,,,! be4 you doo thet? please make him marrie m3!!!!/muffins.
I eta my l44pbored,,.
--Gorbyfanjilesrunhead <u>++</u> ZZZZZZMouttbutt

P.S.:"::"; I ams a tomatoe suop!!!!!!!!./?,.

H

Dera (sic) Tampou (sic),
Why don't you do something exciting today?
Like, kill off a character, or go back in time
and kidnap Marzipan.
I thought that would be cool.
H*R 700

Deer Tampoe,
me am kirentlee in a kayv.
Wat tiym? Stone ayj.
Me belt kompee owt ove bowlder.
I wont to no, wheel u visit me?
zinserlee,
 Hughfrug.

Dera IQ, Flighter, and Stealthbot,
What would it be like if 
IQ, Flighter and Stealthbot answered an email?
 Your Fan,
 Hamseige Crocitator

I

D34r B055 Tr10,
You guys are awesome! Anyway, have you ever known Trogador? I heard that he's the key to killing Stinkoman, 1-Up, The Boss Trio Reloaded and all the other guys you hate!
Demonically yours,
Inuyasha

Hey Tampo, Brody, and Stlunko!
I heard that there is a boss in the Ice Zone, An Ice Machine! You should interview him. If he's good enough for you three, maybe you can let him join your team!
Signed, Interview Dan

J

subject: Reunion Sorta

Dear Tampo,
How did you meet Brody and Stlunko?
Sincerely,

Jason

Dear TBS,
You ARE SO COOL,
you should HAVE YOUR OWN
CANDY BAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What would be in it?
sincerely,
Jenica Sazilinskidor

subject:Clean up time

Dear Tainted Tampo, Grody Brody, and Stinky Stlunko.
Clean up your act. You're filthy.
-I hate you for pushing me off the set,
Joel Dawson.

subject: Jump a Shark

Dear Noblest of boss trios,

Please jump a shark.

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Dear Tampo
Ha ha! Good thing we escaped before Chorch Commander took over
the warehouse! Have you seen our email show? It's very succesful!
We even have our own warehouse, and minions! And by watching your
email show recently, we've disscovered that you've been demoted
to minion! We're quickly rising to a higher rank than you.
It's only a matter of time before we're new bosses! HA HA HA!
- Loyal Minions, Jaro, Grundy, and Chorch.

K

Hey guys,
Besides Stinkoman 20x6, 
What other Video Games do you play?
-the king of all cosmos

Dear Tampo
I've done some snooping, and have discovered something shocking.
Your history is flawed. In reality, you were a kindly old man whose
brain was put into a visor robot, and then released when it fell on your kids.
Hope you won't spiral into depression,
-A Kindly Old Man