Other Character Email Ice Machine/characters/An Ice Machine
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An Ice Machine, as he likes to be called(we'll call him Ice Machine for short), is the main protagonist or antagonist of this Email Show, and owns a one-man buisness called "THE AN ICE MACHINE'S ICE CREAM DEATHTRAPARLOR", which is currently in flames. His only friend he has is Joey the Otaku Chorch, who dares step into his parlor for tasty confectionaries. He has a big price on his...head...for making bad puns about snowstuffs, but swore never to make those kinds of things again. And he claims to have illegally bought and/or made his yellow laptop, the FreezyKey(for short). We know that he was built as a Metal Gear K prototype by SINISTECH INC., a company so sinister, it has plans to take over TEH FREAKING CHEATWORLD! We also know that he is somehow associated with the My Benj...but how?
An Ice Machine has also done little things to help out his cause. In a boss, An Ice Machine had lost and then won against Saargatsson. He owns the Icecave, as seen in a boss. It's nothing more but an empty room containing snow...or IS IT?! Well, he breakdanced in it once. An Ice Machine was also An Ice Cream Machine. But that's old now. He wasn't really meant to be a Sno-Cone man anyways. Is he the cause of Red Button Ice Land? And why does he tire of answering emails with flashbacks? (see flava) One thing's for sure, he wasn't meant to produce ice cream for Terrorists.
