Other Character Email Gunhaver/Favorites/Silent Rip
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Summary
Is Silent Rip good enough to be Gunhaver's favorite Cheat Commando?
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, Some People, Mrs. Forcements, Alpha Stan
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Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver at the Wall of Favorites.}
GUNHAVER: Ah! Of course! Silent Rip is my favorite! He's SO loyal to me! He calls me sir everytime! Tee hee! This is going to be fun!
{Cut to Silent Rip talking to Fightgar in a room.}
SILENT RIP: And I still can't believe that Gunhaver thinks I'm loyal to him despite the fact that I think he's annoying, he's too bossy, and...
{Just then, Gunhaver comes.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Silent Rip, my favorite ol' Cheat Commando pal!
{Pause}
FIGHTGAR: {to Silent Rip} As you were saying?
SILENT RIP: {to Fightgar} Quiet. {to Gunhaver} Yes, sir?
GUNHAVER: How would you like to go through a fun-filled recreational day with me, favorite Cheat Commando?
SILENT RIP: Well, I guess.
GUNHAVER: Excellent! Let's go to the shooting gallery first!
SILENT RIP: Actually, I want to go to the arcade, sir.
GUNHAVER: The arcade??? Why would you... Well, okay, but then it's the shooting gallery.
{Gunhaver leaves.}
FIGHTGAR: Is he on medication?
SILENT RIP: Who cares? This is going to be fun!
{Cut to Gunhaver and Silent Rip (all happy) in an arcade.}
GUNHAVER: So how long are we going to be here?
SILENT RIP: Several hours. See ya!
{Silent Rip runs off. Meanwhile, Gunhaver looks around.}
GUNHAVER: Oh man! They don't have TROGDOR! And that RODGORT game sucks!
{Just then, several people glare at Gunhaver angrily.}
ONE PERSON: HOW DARE YOU INSULT RODGORT, THE GREATEST STAND-UP ARCADE GAME EVER!
GUNHAVER: Oh please let this be short and misery-free.
{Cut to the same scene, minus the people. Gunhaver looks beaten up. There is a caption that says SEVERAL HOURS LATER. Silent Rip comes.}
SILENT RIP: That was the most fun I had in months! How about you?
GUNHAVER: You actually enjoy it here?
SILENT RIP: Um... let's go to the shooting gallery, like you asked.
GUNHAVER: Not "asked", WANTED BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BRINGING ME HERE!!!
{Cut to the shooting gallery. Gunhaver is using his pistol to shoot bullets at a target. Silent Rip is holding a pistol and looking at it fearfully. Gunhaver notices this.}
GUNHAVER: {annoyed} Look, just point the long side of the gun at the target and pull the little trigger with your fingers already! Sheesh! And I thought you knew how to use guns.
SILENT RIP: I can only use silencers!
GUNHAVER: Whatever. Just shoot.
{Cut to Silent Rip holding the gun. He fearfully shoots, and we hear a scream.}
VOICE: WHO SHOT THAT PELLET AT ME???
{Cut to Mrs. Forcements, who is on the ground.}
MRS. FORCEMENTS: WHEN I FIND OUT WHO SHOT ME, I'M GONNA...
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Ugh, turns out that Silent Rip isn't my favorite Cheat Commando after all. In fact, I don't think I really like him anymore. He's annoying, childish, and he shot Mrs. Forcements. Worse, he blamed it on ME! Even Reynold wouldn't have done that!
{Then Alpha Stan replaces what Gunhaver typed with the message on the screen.}
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
GUNHAVER: Anyway, I'm going to destroy the arcade games in the recreation room.
{Gunhaver leaves.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on arcade games to see the arcade with the arcade games, TROGDOR!, RODGORT!, and A Generic Racing Game.
- Click on the arcade games to play them.
Fun Facts
- The conversation between Silent Rip and Fightgar is also in this page.
- Rodgort is a dragon who made an appearance in a deleted scene in Black Laser, and later in Drawing (as a drawing).
- Mrs. Forcements (Reinforcements' mother) was from New Toys.
