Homestarmy Men Online/The King of towns castle
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Items
Inside the castle, there is a throne, the Little Chef's knife, and the King of Town (you cannot kill him; only use him). Outside is the Poopsmith's shovel and his pile of whatsit.
Actions
The_Mu2 waits for his victims.
Marauder picks up the shovel and runs inside. He then hides, and no one can find him and automatically attack him when they first come in. He has an anti-aura shield, an anti thermal-energy shield etc. so that no one can even find him!
Super_Sam grabs the King of Town and uses him as a shield to Marauder's attacks. When Marauder stops to reload, Super_Sam throws the King of Town onto Marauder, crushing him. He then throws the Little Chef's knife at The_Mu2 at it goes through his skull. Ouch.
Marauder Never attacked you, and you don't even know where he is!
The pile of whats-it starts floating and it lands on the Mu's remains. But little did everyone know that <<WD40>> was invisibally moving it with the force. A lightsaber is drawn. It scares the King of Town and he runs away. Stotheb appears holding the lightsaber. Using the knowledge of the dark side, he revives Marauder (COOL STAR WARS III REFERENCE)
Super_Sam gets sick of all the Star Wars references and punches Stotheb in the face. He does the same to Marauder.
<<WD40>> is shocked that Supa Sam called him Stotheb. He is also shocked that they are in the same army, and he punched him. He doesn't care of Supa Sam is sick of the references. He disapeers USING THE FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marauder is angry because nobody EVEN KNOWS WHERE HE IS! Super_Sam never could have attacked him, because he clearly never attacked! Super_Sam dies because he broke the rules.
<<WD40>> laughs at the inferior scum on the floor. He then does an invisible dance. No one cares.
Homsar throws a Homsarmy dagger at Stotheb! DaAaAaA!
- I'm <<WD40>>
- I'm invisible, and you don't know whree I am. Even if you followed the sound of my voice. Oh well...
<<WD40>> stops the dagger in mid-air with the force and throws it back at Homsar!
El_Bounty, outside the castle, grabs the Poopsmith's shovel, uses it to get Whatsit, then uses the shovel as a catapult to toss the Whatsit throught the window and into the inside chambers.
Talk
- "bigboy_ss":hi welcome to my first world cause plenty of destruction
- "bigboy_ss"you cant make the king of town run away hes there for good
El_Bounty: Don't step in it...YUK!
