Homestarmy Men Online/20X6 The Field
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Items
A washboard, a buried time capsule, a tiny tiny purple cardboard skyscraper, a opened time box, and three piles of rubble where three (real) skyscrapers used to be.
Actions
Your_Doom: Takes out the gross old wig and puts it on, takes out his great, sharp sword and indestructable armor and puts them on.
El_Bounty: Takes the washboard, climbs the green skyscraper, and dumps a bucket of purple paint into the washboard. The washboard sprays the paint all over the skyscraper roof, and the rest of the paint turns the walls into a nice shade of purple. Then El_Bounty does a victory dance.
Brick_Man: Steals Your_Doom's great sword, Takes out the hilt and throws at El_Bounty.
Your_Doom: Runs Inside the purple skyscraper and snipers down Brick_Man, runs outside gets his sword and runs back in.
Brick_Man: Groans, throws the rest of the sword at Your_Doom.
Your_Doom: Gets cut on the arm. Runs to the roof and jumps from building to building.
Brick_Man: Destroys buildings just as Your_Doom jumped from them.
Your_Doom: Falls, stretches out sword and drops it on him Brick_Man. HIT! Uses his body as a cushion from falling.
Brick_Man: Throws remaining teeth at Your_Doom.
Your_Doom: Knocks them away with his sword and offers a truce stabs him in the gut.
Eric: Drinks a coke.
Brick_Man: "I accept defeat... For once." Leaves.
Seamus blows up the strongstarmy and independent buildings. He then shoves a skunk up his butt.
El_Bounty: is shocked that anyone could blow up his purple skyscraper. In rage, he takes the the washboard and hurls it at Seamus.
Seamus is immune to all forms of attack except those of anything related to the disruption of electronics(EMPs) or anything that attatches itself to its enemy's face (duh, that's how Meat-Roids can hurt me, and well, my powersuit is electronic). He then rebuilds the Homestarmy's skyscraper and makes it indestructible. THEN, he demolishes the Strongstarmy's.
Kirb appears, quickly rebuilds the Strongstarmy's building and blows up the Homestarmy building's weak point (the top), destroying the skyscraper. "Take that!" He then retreats to the Strongstarmy building, but not before putting an unbreakable force field around it.
El Bounty: is happy that there is a purple skyscraper again, even though it belongs to the Strongstarmies and not the Independants. He thinks that there is a lot of destruction and recreation of the skyscrapers. He then climbs a gray skyscraper way off the battlefield. Just like King Kong.
User:Galford decides to explore in the bushes.
Fireboy opens the time capsule and finds a power crunch inside! He eats it.
Xyborg walks through the unbreakable force field and asplodes the support beams of the Strongstarmy's building with his asplodikinesis. Then he explodes the first floor. As the building comes down, he asplodes the floors in ascending order, so that only small debris are left.
El_Bounty enters the battlefield again. He sets up a tiny tiny purple cardboard skyscraper. Then he does a little dance.
Jord-Up goes into time box and turns it on.He is now in the year 3000!He walks to a door,it opens from the top,and stands under it."Woah,just like Star Cruiser."(Falls on Jord-Up,causing time bomb to fall out of pocket."WILL EXPLODE IN T-MINUS 5-4-3-2..."(Notices Jord-Up is already back in 20X6."Aww crap."Said the time bomb.
Zhecks somehow appears right in the middle of the field. He quickly hides behind the rubble.
Talk
Your_Doom: There we go a perfect place for fights and wars. And I don't care who you are I want to destroy everyone!
Seamus:Well, if you can manipulate the item list, so can I! Eat THAT, Strongstarmy!!
El_Bounty: YES! A NEW SKYSCRAPER! VICTORY CAPS LOCK!
