Homestarmy Men Online/20X0 warrior storage
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Cryogenics chambers fill the room. All are empty Stinkoman and 1-Up are now awake, and 1Up fights for the Homestarmy. Stinkoman isn't the Guy, so he doesn't have any superpowers. 1Up is now The Guy.
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Xyborg finds the two occupied pods. He sees that 1-Up has a greater power level, and is about to declare him "The Guy", when the "Heavy Lourde" falls on him. The pain makes him forget whose power level is whose, and declares Stinkoman "The Guy".
El_Bounty: takes the Heavy Lourde with a mecha arm he stole from the SBLOUNSKCHED Factory, and uses it to break open cryogenic chambers.
Xyborg convinces 1Up to help fight El Bounty. 1Up "ThePipesAreBroken" kicks at El Bounty, with a whirlwind around him. Meanwhile, Xyborg throws Cryogenics pods at El Bounty. "They aren't supposed to be awake yet! You could have damaged them!"
El_Bounty grabs 1-Up's leg, and spins it around, causing 1-Up to spin as well. 1-Up crashes into the pods that were going to hit El_Bounty. Then El_Bounty lets go of 1-Up, making him fly into Xyborg.
Xyborg deflects 1Up at El Bounty.
Xyborg:And to think - if you would have been in that pod for two more hours, you would have awesome Trogador-type arms."
1Up: who is Troggie Door?
Stinkoman:{sleepily} Are you asking for a chalenge...?
El_Bounty decides that Xyborg wants to play badminton, with 1-Up as the shuttlecock. However, since El_Bounty does not really now how to play badminton, he just bonks Xyborg over the head with the racquet.
Seamus takes stinkoman and de-"the Guy"s him.OH NOES!!
Xyborg realises that he has the Power Levels mixed up when it seems that 1Ups power level dropped. Xyborg declares 1Up "The Guy". 1Up gets stinkoman's powers and more.
Xyborg: {Invisideucing El Bounty} use your cool new powers!
1Up: {splits into four 1Ups, and "the pipes are broken" kicks El Bounty from all sides} What cool new powers?
Dark_Wolf Drops a train on Xyborg.
El_Bounty grabs all four 1-Up's legs as they try kicking at him, then spins like a hurricane as he throws them in random directions.
Xyborg telekinetically splits the train in two, dropping one half on Dark Wolf and the other on El Bounty. 1Ups reverse direction and crash into El Bounty like a hurricane.
1Up: WHEEEEE! Thanks you Bounty! Fast spin!
However, since El_Bounty had a train on top of him, all 1-Ups crash into the train, knocking them out. Then El_Bounty escapes by exiting a window of the train, and shell spins into Xyborg.
1Up appears from nowhere, and lands a flying kick of doom on the turtle shell, sending El Bounty and himself flying. 1Up lands on his feet. Xyborg initiates invisideuce finish, causing the invisideuce that hit El Bounty to detonate.
El_Bounty is thrown into the air because of the blast, but then he Ground Pounds down, landing on and squishing 1-Up.
1UP does a Psionic Uppercut to El Bounty as he falls on him, performing a counter. Xyborg boosts 1Up's power just before that.
El_Bounty is falling too fast even for 1-Up to counter. He squishes him, and then throws 1-Up (frisbee or pancake?) at Xyborg.
Xyborg2 catches 1Up and throws him very hard at El_Bounty. With the power boost, this attack could cut through anything! (Xyborg loses 6 Bros. Points)
El_Bounty ducks. 1-Up flies over him and into several cryogenics chambers and into the wall.
Fireboy2 walks in to find 1-Up in the wall. He helps him out and persuades him to help him.
1-UP is dazed from the crash. He attacks Fireboy and runs through the wall. Xyborg2 tells everyone that if 1-Up doesn't return soon, a paradoxal implosion will destroy the multiverse!
Fireboy2 goes Yikes! and yells at 1-Up to get back in the pod!
Talk
Xyborg: this is my first world I have ever created. It is based on my upcoming work -either a fanfic, a comic, or a fake game (not sure which, yet) based on the events 6 years before Stinkoman was known as "The Guy".
El_Bounty There really should be a goodminton.
Fireboy2: Get back in the pod, 1-Up! GET BACK IN THAT POD!!!
