Homestarmy Men Online/Independent vs. 'Starmies

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NOTICE: This is a War. Wars will only last until the Win Type is fulfilled. This War is between the 'Starmies (Homestarmy and Strongstarmy) against the Independents (everyone who did NOT sign up as Homestarmy or Strongstarmy). So, let the war begin!

Contents

Rules

  • Game Type - Turn-based, 5 moves per turn (You cannot post unless it is your team's turn, where your team gets to make 5 posts, and then the other team gets to make 5 posts)
  • Attack Type - Person, Hand-to-Hand (You have to attack a specific person when you post, and it can't be with an object.)
  • Win Type - Surrender (one side has to surrender)

Fighters

Items

It's a basketball court.

Actions

BEGIN TURN: Independent (since The_Mu called the War, and he is in the 'Starmies, the other team goes first)

Marauder headbutts The_Mu
Strike punches The_Mu in stomach.
Marauder slices the glass cover off just enough so that only he can fit his wing in to get two Uzis. One for him, one for Strike.
Strike thanks Marauder and hits The_Mu on the head with the Uzi. (ILLEGAL MOVE: Called by The_Mu 08:58, 16 Apr 2005 (MDT), not hand-to-hand)
Marauder throws all of the gunpowder on the ground, creating not only a blast, but making higher ground impossible, making lower ground more habitable. Marauder runs, and is not seen.(ILLEGAL MOVE: Called by The_Mu 09:01, 16 Apr 2005 (MDT), not person)--Ekul 11:05, 16 Apr 2005 (MDT) (I am disinclined to concur. This wouldn't hurt anyone.) (Re-recalled by The Mu 18:33, 19 Apr 2005 (MDT) -- YOU HAVE TO ATTACK A SPECIFIC PERSON WHEN YOU POST you didn't do that.)

BEGIN TURN: 'Starmies

The_Mu puts on his blast shield and his super-fast hydro-quasi-really-speedy rocket boots and aims at Strike.
Mk-97 decides to delivers a scissors kick to Marauder
The_Mu turns off his blast shield and rocket boots and just jumps on Strike.
The l.o.s body-slames Strike.
Seamususes his arm cannon to fly into Marauder, hurting both of them.

BEGIN TURN: Independent

Brick_Man headbutts The_Mu.

Conraver kicks Seamus in the head.

El_Bounty spins wildly inside his Koopa Troopa shell and spins into Bigboy SS.

El_Bounty rebounds off Bigboy SS and spins into Fireboy.

El_Bounty rebounds off Fireboy, then bonks him on the head.

BEGIN TURN: 'Starmies

Lord_cheat kicks marauder in the eyes.

Fireboy2 severly burns El_Bounty.

Xyborg2 picks up El_Bounty, Dribbles him, and slam-dunks him in the baskeball hoop.

Xyborg2 picks up Brick_man, and throws him into the hoop from the 3-point line.

Hodo kicks Brick_Man in the shin.

BEGIN TURN: Independent StrongstarRunner picks up Zyborg and throws him into Das654

Talk

The_Mu: Bring it on, Independents!

The_Mu: Ow! This is moving painfully slow, added to the fact that I just got punched in the stomach.

Marauder: Can we move more than once?

Strike: I think we can, just not two times in a row.

The_Mu: You can move whenever you like, two times or more in a row is fine.

Strike: Are these Uzis loaded?

The_Mu: Loaded or not, you can't use them (it's hand-to-hand combat).

Strike: Crossed out the older stuff. Why can't you I knock you out from pain?! Metal stomach?

Marauder:Hang on! This is HAND TO HAND combat. We still pick them up- we just can't fight with them. Which means the one move I made was legal.

The_Mu: Strike, you can't take your moves back. What Marauder said is true. Fixing.


The_Mu: Ahh, sweet revenge. The cards are in MY hand now, boys.

Marauder: MY move was legal! It DID NOT involve attacking you. It was a smoke screen!

Marauder: Ah. You can kick me if you FIND me.

Strike: Wait! You can't do that, The_Mu! It's your fault! If you hadn't put the chained up weapons, this would've happened! Penalty that!

The_Mu: But I never used my object to hurt anyone... yet. This calls for a warning system.

The_Mu2: Yes, you need to get a 'Starmyname.

Fireboy2: Can some Independent move already?

Fireboy2: Die El_Bounty!! Revenge is MINE!

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