Other Character Email Gunhaver/Computer Archives
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Alpha 1260
STATUS: DESTROYED. BLOWN UP. VAPORIZED.
This is Gunhaver's laptop computer, as well as his last computer ever. It was better in quality than the Lappy 486 (for example, the Alpha 1260 can last at most seven minutes). The computer came along with a S.A.M. unit called Alpha Stan. He helped Gunhaver with using the computer, as well as telling people to email Gunhaver, but he could get a little tedious at time. Gunhaver used the Alpha 1260 in different places.
The Alpha could play games or music. Gunhaver no longer has to type a command to access his emails. Alpha Stan does it for him.
Some time later, Gyro gave the Alpha 1260 some upgrades which helped in various occasions.
Finally, the Alpha 1260 was destroyed by a spray of bullets from the raving Reinforcements.
Here is a blockquote used for the Alpha 1260:
Subject:
Email Capsules
STATUS: It's probably not going to be used by Gunhaver again
In the future (30X1 to be exact), people check emails by email capsules, which are capsules that project emails in holograms. People go to shelves, type in information about their inbox, and are shown email capsules that they can choose from. Typing is not required, although they follow commands by voices.
The Screen
STATUS: SOLD!
This computer, super computer, or computer with a huge screen is used more than for Blue Las-alerts and showing what Blue Laser is doing. This can also let the Cheat Commandos check their emails. However, the Screen seems to dislike Reynold and Crackotage (a little), thinks Firebert's name sucks, thinks Foxface will never check her email, and doesn't work for Japanese Cheat Commandos. Gunhaver will be using this to check his email for the time being while Crackotage fixes the Orange 02. In order to check his email, Gunhaver must type run "Cheat Commando Email" and double click on "Gunhaver #". It's a complex computer.
This was Gunhaver's computer following the destruction of the Delta 1001. It's revealed that Reinforcements disabled the Blue Las-alert, but the blame's on Reynold (typical).
Later, during Gunhaver's "vacation" in the future, Gyro has upgraded the computer to make it look better after Blast Maverick attempted to hack into its system.
Unfortunately, it was sold to Max E. Million by Gunhaver in exchange for cheap toys. Because of this, the Cheat Commandos can only assume that Blue Laser isn't up to no good without any other knowledge.
Delta 1001
STATUS: Crushed by a monster truck. Wedginator is currently possessing its remains
After the destruction of the Orange 02, desolation followed, and that may have affected the rate of the emails. But in the email Recreation, Gunhaver gets the new Delta 1001! The Delta 1001 is more advanced than the Orange 02, for it can make games, do some cool stuff, doesn't hurt your eyes by looking at orange lines, and it can make music. But most of all, it can help you check emails! To check his emails, Gunhaver types:
a>gunhaver_email.exe
The only games that can play on the Delta 1001 are the Videlectrix games, which are good enough.
Unfortunately, it is now destroyed when it was run over by a monster truck because Firebert (flying due to the mixture of Koke soda and ice cream given to him by Gunhaver) knocked the computer onto the road outside the Cheat Commandos HQ. It has no chance of being repaired quickly (unlike the Orange 02), so its end is met.
It's implied that Wedginator might use it, judging by the Easter egg in Reynold's Commandos.
The Widescreen
STATUS: Gunhaver will probably not be using this in future emails
This is the 20X5.5 version of The Screen used by the Chibilichi Commandos. It's just more futuristic, as well as its functions. Other than that, it's just like The Screen with its own Dark Sapphire Laser Alert. But I probably won't be getting into much detail about this computer as I did for The Screen (which is still not a lot).
Orange 02
STATUS: Originally crushed by a meteor sent by a virus. Now it is in the basement, ignored, to save it (and the universe) from The Virus(es) Reloaded
Gunhaver's Orange 02 computer shaped like an orange! No, it's not. It's just a large gray box with a black screen and a white keyboard and white other computer parts that belong to really old computers. The computer screens show orange waves going from bottom to top, just like Strong Bad's Tandy 400. Gunhaver bought it for $10 from his friend, Arrowhaver (may appear in an email). His computer runs like Strong Bad's computer, so only typing can do stuff. To check his email, he types:
run "gunhaver_email"
After the email Magic, it is broken into pieces, thanks to Crackotage's free flying and Gunhaver's magic. It was fixed by Crackotage, but it malfunctions a little bit, as seen in email #10. However, in Virus, while the Virus(es) stranded Gunhaver in the cyber world and then the real world, the Virus(es) destroyed the Orange 02 with a meteor somehow summoned from by the Virus(es). Gunhaver sold the remains of his computer on internet auction to Homestar Runner, but Homestar stuck with the Compy 386.
However, in Virus Remake, in order to prevent the universe and his computer from being destroyed by The Virus(es) Reloaded, Gunhaver simply put the Orange in the basement, where it was ignored, but saved.
In an alternate timeline where everybody didn't die from Operation Ragnarok, Gunhaver was able to reuse his Orange 02 (upgraded by Ympoc to include subject lines and Proto-Alpha Stan) after pressing "1" (which he thought would destroy the computer). Gunhaver remarked that Proto-Alpha Stan had sass.
