Homestarmy Men Online/Sams vs. Joshes
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I suggest you read the rules first. This is just like any other world, not like the legendary War except for that you fight the other team.
Items
It's an arena! There's no way out, so you better just hurt the opposing team!
Various weapons lie around, obviously so you can use them.
Actions
Joshua plops onto the battlefield.
Shim-Sham-Sam teleports into the field with great special effects. An extremely large audience applauds for his entrance. Then they boo at Joshua.
The_Mu2 watches Shim-Sham-Sam in his ignorant glory, knowing full well that they are booing him and cheering on Joshua.
Clone_Fighter comes in and uses the project he's been working on all night:THE JOSHAMEN! Several Joshua clones attack The Sams.
Joshua climbs onto Shim-Sham-Sam and starts secreting acidic slime all over him. o.O
Super_Sam rolls in and jumps on Joshua starts excreting acidic whatsit all over him. <(.-.<(
Seamus joins the confederation of not sams and not joshes. He then rips off Joshua's head and puts it on a stake.
H*bad hops in and takes Joshuas head off the stake and puts it back on Joshuas body. He then makes 10 sock puppets of himself. He also then tells them to attack Seamus.
Master_QWORENSK charges in and throws Homsar at H*bad and his sockpuppets. They turn into mayonnaise.
Fireboy teleports in with the usual effects, and burninates Joshua.
H*bad with his last breath creates H*bad2. He then throws a rubber duck at everyone. He then turns bub into Strong Sad.
◄♪DJ≡Teh≡C.♪► is sitting in the bleachers eating popcorn.
SInsanityDrone2 joins The Legion of Sams, places a row of 5 ton bombs in front of Joshua's base and detonates the bombs, which shatter Joshua's base.
H*Bad kills everyone that isn't on the side of Sam.
H*Bad101 then kills The Mu, by lighting The Mu on fire.
The_Mu2 punches the crap out of H*Bad101.
Chwoka plops in, picks up a laser and accidently fires, hitting InsanityDrone.
Techno comes from the left side of the screen and gets Yoshis and Yoobs to eat InsanityDrone.
H*Bad comes back to life and beats up Super Sam.
SInsanityDrone2 comes back to life, too, and drops a million H-bombs on Techno.
H*Bad beats up Chwoka while he is beating up Super Sam.
Techno comes back to life and asks InsanityDrone what the heck a H-Bomb is.
Talk
Joshua: Oop.
The_Mu2: "!". That's all I have to say.
◄♪DJ≡Teh≡C.♪►: go joshes!
H*Bad: Ha ha, the last Sam Vs. Josh page. Not protected.
SInsanityDrone2: Glad I'm on the side of Sam.
SInsanityDrone2: Thanks, H*Bad.
H*Bad101: Oh, crap you killed my trueself.
The_Mu2: But we're in SPACE! Don't you remember that fire requires OXYGEN?
Chwoka: Uh...I think I'm not supposed to be here...
Chwoka: Huh?
Chwoka: Sorry!
Techno: I'm not!
Techno: Heh. Y2K didn't turn out alright.
Chwoka: Techno, Hydrogen Bomb.
SInsanityDrone2: It's a type of nuclear weapon.
Techno: Yeah. I never have heard a Hydrogen Bomb called an H-Bomb, but, hey, what do I know.
