Homestarmy Men Online/Lukatia
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Items
Ice, snow, igloos, glaciers. It's Antarctica! Many penguins frolic around. They look friendly to both sides.
Actions
future_warrior dash attacks the penguins.
{As a result, hundreds of the penguins jump on future_warrior, dealing lethal damage.}
Marauder attacks future_warrior with his saber
future_warrior is living metal, so it results in killing the peinguins. Thousands jump on Marauder.
{The penguins are all wearing armor, and they get back up.}
Marauder directs them. They listen to him and start operating machinery invisible to the eyes of non-penguins. Thousands of lasers hit future_warrior.
{They hurt future_warrior, and he gets mad and turns into Ultraman. Everyone falls victim to his mugshot ion blast.}
Marauder: Sheilds the rest with his body. He gets hit by the massive attack, but holds up a gigantic mirror to deflect it.
Chwoka turns into a penguin to see what they're building, and starts helping.
Marauder: The penguins seem to be building a super-laser. However, stinkoman doesn't know, and can't find out. The penguins are skeptical, but since Chwoka is being nice they accept him.
Chwoka (and the penguins) finish the super laser.
Marauder commands the laser to attack future warrior. The penguins motion to Chwoka, who's at the control stick.
Chwoka pulls the stick.
MEANWHILE
<<WD40>> is hiding behind a glacier, and he wonders how the heck Marauder knows what the penguins are making, if he's not a penguin. He then jumps out is suprised to see future warrior be zappped to bits. He then puts on his *Penguin Vision* goggles, and destroys the super laser by throwing 2 of his sabers. They fly back to him using da force.
Marauder is too a penguin! What has WD40 been drinking? Ekul intercepts the lightsabers by jumping out and blocking them.
CHWOKA:But it's too late! I already pulled the lever!
<<WD40>> feels like a moron, even though he read the Hrwiki news and saw how Marauder (aka Ekul) was a penguin. Anyways, the thing kills future guy, and the lightsabers, not affecting the laser, still fly back to WD40. He then goes back behind the glacier and takes a dump.
CHWOKA asks Maraurder if he wants to join Home Planet.
Marauder Accepts!
CHWOKA Thanks Ekul and punches WD40.
<<WD40>> wonders why everyone is obsessed with looking at him doing his buisness(see also:Strongbadia). He is ticked. He runs away crying.
future_warrior is a robot, and cannot die. He uses Drill Drive on the penguins to kill them
Marauder: But Future warrior, because he is a robot, does not know where to shoot. Suddenly another blast hits him. He laughs, as it does not do anything to him. Then, he starts to freeze up, then shatters, as the projectile injected liquid helium straight into him!
Future warrior Drill Drived into the ice, and is using Penguin Man's Batlechip, so he does not die. He Drill Drives out and hits the machine. He shoots all peniguins, even Ekul, killing them. His work is done. He leaves the areana.
Marauder is glad that it is Marauder and not Ekul there. The penguin areas are used to humans drilling for oil, and fortunately have drill-proof walls! No penguin was hurt! HUZZAH!
El_Bounty asks one of the penguins if he's really Tux. He immediatly gets slapped by the penguin. In confusion, El_Bounty staggers next to a igloo, sticks his tongue out, and his tongue gets stuck to it.
Fireboy2 laughs at El_Bounty and burns him severely.
BMW takes a penguin and switches bodies with it.
Talk
Ekul: Well, it's Lukatia. Be careful what you do to them! You could end up in a cell or in a hospital
The_Mu 15:05, 15 Mar 2005 (MST): You posted an item in Actions. Fixing.
The_Mu 19:51, 25 Mar 2005 (MST): What is it with sabers?
Marauder: I like lightsabers. That's what.
future_warrior: Take that!
Marauder: Nothing can withstand liquid helium... NOTHING!
