Terrell's Blog/8

Mood: Exited
Scene: Eating cake.

I already know I have more than 50 entries, but I had to celebrate. I made a cake from a recipe I found on the floor and made it. I think they planned it for Stinkoman's 50th birthday, as they had the 50 candle and everything. I will enjoy this today. Also, no cake for you! It's nice you viewed this and all, but I'm not going to give you my cake. I made it and it's mine. Anyway, it took me all day to make that cake. When you're this short, it takes you a while to get all those accessories and all those actions and stuff. It took me two hours just to mix the thing and put it in the stove. So, I'm going to eat this cake now. Congrats on surviving reading over 50 entries.

Mood: BO-RED!
Scene: BO-RING place.

As I pointed out in all caps, today was pretty boring. I ate an apple or two, counted how many windows were in the kitchen...Yes, I don't have a life. Especially when I am living in an empty house. Sorry about that. Better entry next time! Anyway, I want to tell you a story so that we get over 5 lines. It all started when I was a little chicken head. I had just met Brody. He was nice and tall and stuff. Uh, I then met two other little chickens. A plump one and a fast one. Together we formed the alliance if misfit chickens! There, now that's better.

Mood: Confident
Scene: Back home.

That break sure was longer than I thought. But, I'm back and greater than never! I mean, ever! You see, some fisherman caught me on a rope, since I was still in the water and very close to drowning. Guess who it was. I don't remember! Because when I first saw him and said "hi" to him, his eyes started spinning and the next thing I knew, I was back at Stinkoman's house and it was 10 days later. In fact, the only reason I remembered what happened at the river is because I saw a cup of water inside. That pretty much brought it all back except for who the person was who saved me. Now, I'm going to find Brody and my friends! Wait a minute. I totally forgot how I ended up in the water in the first place! So, 1-Up is going to save Pan Pan and Stinkoman left to go to Pink Cloud Zone. What am I supposed to do? Oh yeah, eat all their food and play in the lair. I'm good for now.

Mood: Sad
Scene: Alive.

Yeah, so by all those emails I got yesterday, I figure you know I was lying. Well, I admit it. I did lie. I just thought it would be a good excuse for taking a day off from my blog. No offense, but I need to stop for a while. No, this is not a late April Fools joke. I mean it. I'm going to take a vacation from Terrell's Blog starting next week. I don't know when I'll come back, but I promise I'll tell you whatever happened during the time off when I do. I'm sorry, but I just had a near death experience and I'm lucky I still have this computer to write this blog entry on. Me and the Chicky needs to recover from what happened, I mean, I get this pop-up every 5 minutes telling me that my data was lost and my computer needs to be shut down to recover it, or something like that. I just got another one! X'd! Anyway, this is it, at least for a while. Don't worry. I will come back. I promise.

Mood: You can't have moods when you're dead
Scene: In heaven.

Hi, everyone. Guess what? I died! Yep, me and the Chicky fell into the waterfall and that was the last thing that ever happened to us. I'm typing in the Chicky's ghost, unfortunately, it doesn't work very well and it took an entire day just for the entry to get to earth. But, you say, what happened after I died? Well, it took 8 hours for my soul to get up here and 3 hours for me to be checked in order to go to heaven. But, it all worked out and now I'm here. Anyway, I'm going to tell you what is heaven like. Well, it's cool. I can eat all the apples I want and I never run out. I'm going to like it here. Maybe being dead isn't all bad. I mean, my ghost still has the Chicky 900, so I can make my blog entries, still, even though it will take longer. So, goodbye, and good...earthing...and living...yeah.

Mood: Scarred
Scene: Coming towards a waterfall.

Well, everyone, this may be the last entry I ever make. Me and my computer are heading towards a waterfall. I didn't know a river from a zoo had one. I was going to die anyway, from starvation. But, still, I wish I could have lived to get to 50 entries. Like a blog made over X0 years did. Oh well, goodbye, world. I hope you remember me not for who I am, but because I have such a good blog. I won't end this entry now, though. I have more to say. If anyone ever finds Brody, Grundy, or Stobat, tell them what happened to me. Then, when the stop crying, tell them to continue Terrell's Blog somehow. I'm sure they'll find a way. And then tell Jaro, Greggo, and Chorch that I never liked them. I was always jealous of them for being robots and being able to do cool things. I also always wanted to have arms, so I don't have to hurt myself jumping on each of these keys. Oh well, I guess I'll never have my dream. So, this could be the last sentence I ever type. Actually, this one, but thanks to all the readers, and if I disappear somehow, you'll know why. —Terrell

Mood: Seasick
Scene: Finally moving in the river.

Yay, it finally started moving again! I was worried for a second, there. It started moving about 11 hours ago. I was asleep and the sudden movement woke me up. I then looked at the time on the Chicky and found out what time it was. I would've fainted, but I knew that fainting would make me fall into the water and I was not ready for that. Nor will I ever be. Especially when it's moving. And since I can't swim and would drown sadly. I'm going to stop now. Anyway, I'm seasick right now, as you may have figured out from the mood. Looking at moving water just make me nauseous. I threw up on my keyboard, also. Which makes it hard to type right now, because I slip almost every time and have to jump on backspace, which, thankfully, doesn't have puke on it. So, I'm going to find out how to clean it. This is going to be disgusting.