Terrell's Blog/14

Mood: Flabbergasted
Scene: Back on my bed

Flabbergasted is a funny word. But besides that, you have to know what I've just learned from the Shadowy Figure himself after a big announcement to everyone. He wasn't trying to replace us! He was just trying to add upgrades to the bosses! Saargtsson was just trying to scare me! I should've known that, coming from him. Why would the Shadowy Figure replace good old minions like us? He's not going to upgrade us too, though, since it didn't work so well last time he tried. Oh well, the knowledge that I'm not going to have to do dreadful chores out there for money is all I need. I already dreadful chores in here for free. At first, I thought that the upgrades were for a new attack on Stinkoman, but guess what? I was totally wrong. It appears that the original ultimate boss, not the ultimate ultimate boss that I thought existed for over a week, the one I talked about at the top of the last page and the bottom of this, is coming back. He mailed Shadowy Figure on the day I found him working in his laboratory again, saying he's returning to, and I quote "finish some...un...finished...business...yeah". Yeah, that's enough to put a chill in my spine. I can't imagine how it is for the Shadowy Figure. Updates soon.

Mood: Indescribable
Scene: Escaping the Lava Zone

It worked! It worked! I know what happened! You see, I constructed the perfect plan to stop the Shadowy Figure. I'd sneak back into his laboratory and mess with the parts when SF wasn't looking so the ultimate ultimate enemy wouldn't be as ultimate, maybe even bad. Then we'd never be thrown out. Unfortunately, Saargtsson decided to be loyal for once and stop me in my tracks. There was an inevitable struggle, and I was the inevitable loser. I was dragged to the Lava Zone unconscious, and fell through a crack in the floor (thanks again, whoever designed this place). I ended up falling through another crack and into the dark layer above the lava, which was softening, hence the rising heat. I've just jumped out of the crack and am currently getting the heck out of here before the entire Lava Zone collapses. I have no idea where Saargtsson is right now, but when I see him again, I swear to you all that I'm going to... run the opposite direction! Now that that's all settled and done, I'm going back to my friends. I hope I wasn't missed too long. I'm totally lying. I hope they missed me like crazy! ^_^

Mood: Determined to get out of this pothole
Scene: In a dark mysterious, and hotter place

I've managed to get myself back together, so now I'm going to actually think. How did I get here, and how can I get out of here? Well, so far, after looking at the entries at the bottom of the page, I got that I was trying to figure out what the Shadowy Figure was up to in his laboratory, and I learned that he was creating an enemy more ultimate his most ultimatist enemy, if that makes sense. If not, just look at the entries yourself. I'm still not in my most thoughtful state. Anyway, I was apparently about to stop the Shadowy Figure's plan before ending up here. My best guess would be that it didn't go well. But I'm not sure if Shadowy Figure would be cruel enough to just let me die like this. I am gaining strength, but I'm not sure if it's enough yet. I might have a few days, or even a few hours, left. Which is why I need to know everything as soon as possible. And so far I have a good head start. So let's hope that a good night's sleep will be the thing to get me my memory back.

Mood: Disoriented
Scene: In a dark mysterious, and hot place

Whoa, in this time I've been here, it's never been this hot. Regular chickens can't handle non-neutral weather. I have no idea what could happen to only the head of one. Something gives me the idea it won't be pretty. More incentive for me to get out of here as soon as possible. So far, the only effects I've endured is slowing of heart rate, which is fine since my heart is extremely tiny anyway. Or that could be bad. The heat has affected my thinking, too. Which will just make figuring out how I got here all the more difficult. Oh well. By the way, the temperature is also slowing me down, too. Which in itself could actually be caused by my heart rate, but it's really the same thing. Anyway, it's taken an hour just to get this far, so I don't think I'll continue. More later.

Mood: Puzzled
Scene: In a dark and mysterious place

Yikes, I've been out cold for a week. How did I get down here, though? I recognize the place, but I'm not sure... My head hurts. I'm not sure what happened. The last thing I remember was eating some juicy seeds, then I woke up here. Everything in between was a blur. This is a dark and mysterious place. More dark and mysterious than Shadowy Figure's lair. I have absolutely no idea what's going on around here. Did I do or say something to provoke someone into knocking me out and dragging me down here? I wouldn't put it past myself. But gosh, my head hurts. I'll try and figure this out tomorrow.

Mood: Cautious
Scene: Under my bed thinking

So, in my day of watching the Shadowy Figure work in his lab, I learned one thing. He's building a new enemy, one better than all others, including the one I talked about in the last entry. He is making it a robot, though, so it won't make the mistake of having free will. How did I learn this, you may ask? Well, I'm a very physiological chicken, and could tell these things from noticeable features like how hard and quickly he worked, the number of grunts per hour, that type of stuff. It also helped that I bumped into Saargtsson after I left from boredom and he told me everything. This is a very serious matter, though. If the Shadowy Figure finally makes a boss capable of defeating Stinkoman, he won't have a need for us anymore and we'll be out on the street! I've got to do something before it's too late.

Mood: Serene
Scene: Watching the Shadow Figure hidden in his lab

A boss that everyone would shake to at the mere utter of his name. Such a powerful boss like that would be perfect for the Shadowy Figure's plans. Stinkoman would never be able to stop it once he got to the lair. After a few days, SF finally finished this ultimate boss, which was, for a few seconds, his most wonderful achievement. However, this powerful boss came with an even more powerful ego, and after the Shadowy Figure was finished creating him, he rebelled at the first order, fighting the Shadowy Figure off when he tried to constrain him, and escaping the lair. The Shadowy Figure ended up with a horrible scar after that defeat and never showed his face to anyone or came into the lab ever again. Until now.

And look up serene yourself.