Terrell's Blog/7

Mood: Anticipated
Scene: In the middle of a river.

You know how, in this blog, when a plot ends, another one begins? Well, another one of those happened. You see, I jumped into the river, after saying goodbye to all my friends at the zoo, when, suddenly, a gigantic storm came. It nearly destroyed my computer and made the water go all crazy and insane and insane and crazy, until, finally, it stopped. Unfortunately, it made the river rest still for the rest of the day up until now. I'm starting to think the zoo wasn't that bad, after all. Oh well, it's too late to go back. I might as well wait until the river starts moving again. I just hope I'm not stuck here too long, so I don't starve to death. Maybe there's an alternative. Nah, waiting is the best. I'll just stay here and wait. Wait for the river to go again. This might take a while.

Mood: Confident
Scene: Y'know

I am going to win this time. I created a plan that Doctor Zoo and Dr. Zoolittle will never even guess. I'm going to swim out of here! Yeah, there's a body of water here. There's nothing to worry about about. The crocodiles have no teeth and the sharks are my size. The only thing I can worry about is I can't swim, obviously. But I will use this computer as a flotation device. It's waterproof. Then, when I get back to land, I will celebrate the 50 entries I'll probably have by then and my birthday. So, no problemo. The river we have is pretty long, so I think it'll take a while, but it will all be worth it when I find my friends soon. I'm going to miss the luxury I had here and I will never forget the friends I made, but there is always a time to move on. In my case, swim on. Or jump on. You get my point. So, see you again on the river!

Mood: OK
Scene: *sigh*

So, yeah, my plan from yesterday didn't work. That udderless cow tricked me. I stupidly told him what I was going to do and he said that he refused to go on a rampage until he would be able to go to the bathroom. So then I picked a needle off the ground and the cow got so scared, he kicked me, sending me flying into the air. I guess he didn't want a hole in his body. I don't know why he didn't try to take it. It would be short and fast. Anyway, when I finally landed, I was outside the gate. I made it! But, then, Doctor Zoo's friend, Dr. Zoolittle came in just in time to see me crash into the ground. He picked me up and took me inside the zoo. I was begging him to let me be, but before I knew it, I was back in the cage. Oh well, this entry is also my 40th one, yes I count, and made me realize my birthday came! Sorry I can't celebrate.

Mood: Discouraged
Scene: Zo

This time, it's time. Yeah, it didn't work out yesterday. I got a plan, and it was a good plan, mind you, and it would've worked if Tendafoot remembered his part. The guy has terrible memory. I thought elephants had good memory, but, judging this place, not everything normal goes. Oh well, Tendafoot's out of this escape plan. Wait, I'm doing another one? Duh. I'm nopt going to give up after one try. Now this plan involves a cow without an udder. Stupid, huh? Well, he has to go real bad and went crazy because of it. He is in a seperate cage, and I'm going to free him. That will distract the guards long enough for me to get the heck out of here. It will probably kill some humans, but there has to be some losses for a gain. And that gain is me. I know you think that's selfish but...I'll stop now.

Mood: Unpleasant
Scene: Zoo.

It's time. Like, I mean, it's time to leave the zoo. I've been here too long already. I know it's fun here, but, I have to go Simple as that. I'll just say bye to all the friends I made here, then I'll find a way to escape this place...forever. Not only because I want to find my friends, but because this plot is getting too stinking long. I have to end it, for the good of Terrell's Blog. Actually, because I wanted to find my friends, I don't care how long the plots are. Anyway, I'm going to leave today. I don't know how I will escape, and it will probably cause a lot of pain and misery, like usual, but I miss my old friends more. And you sometimes have to say bye to new friends to keep your old friends. So, I'll just think of an escape plan and I'll be on my way! Better leave soon, though, that inanimate object-eating monkey is eying my computer.

Mood: Good
Scene: Zoo, still.

If you read the title, you may figure out that this entry has something to do with pie. You see, the employees were about to give us our regular feeding when suddenly, they saw The Dregs and burst into tears. They had never seen such terrible-looking and proud animals in their lives. When Li'l Brudder said how he retired from football, they ate up the feed themselves and then showered The Dregs with human food. "Real food for everyone!" yelled Li'l Brudder. He must be experienced at this stuff. I didn't care at the time, though, because I was stuffing myself with apple pie. Let me tell you, that stuff is G-E-W-D, gewd! So, yeah, that's where I got my title from, the apple pie. So, now I have nothing else to say, except I'm staying at the zoo for a while, mainly because of the food, and also because I can't talk human. Oh well, The Dregs are pretty cool for some old guys.

Mood: Pleasant
Scene: Still in the zoo.

As you can see from the title and the scene, I'm still at the zoo. Duh. I never said I would leave today, I said I would leave soon. Anyway, I wish I could talk human, because none of the zoo employees understand me when I try to tell them about my friends, since I don't think I will be able to find them alone. In fact, the only reason you can understand me is not because you can talk chicken(O_o weirdo), it's actually because the Chicky 900 comes with a program that translates my language into English. I know few to none English. The only English words I do know is buck and cluck(I don't know what it means, but I do know it's an english word). Although, back on topic, I met a lot of other misfit animals other that birds today. A one-legged dog, a two-legged elephant, a possum with a human nose instead of a head, and a no-legged parrot(wait, that is a bird, oh well). They called themselves The Dregs. Doctor Zoo was crying when he brought them in for some reason I don't know. They said they had been here for over X0 years, but I don't believe them. They do look old, though.