Other Character Email Videlectrix/crash/Original
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Overview
Videlectrix Email #5Β
Videlectrix crashes the video game market!
Cast (in order of appearance): Graphic Designer #1, Graphic Designer #2, CEO, Playtester (offscreen)
Places: Videlectrix Apartment
Computer: 286 CGA Enabled PC
Date: January 31, 2006
Lines: 26
Transcript
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #2: Email is the-
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #1: Wait, I'll do it. {Coughs} Videotronic leisure units are pretty good, but non-videotronic messages are better!
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #2: Um...
CEO: I'll have to admit it, Conley. That wasn't very good.
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #1: What gives? You're supposed to be on my side!
CEO: Oh, right. ...{Throws a CD at Graphic Designer #2} You suck!
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #2: What'd I do?
CEO: Nothing, I just wanted to destroy this newfangled Halo disc. {Throws the crumpled-up CD at something off-camera.}
PLAYTESTER: Gaack!
{The Playtester, still offscreen, crumbles to the ground.}
Hey ho, Videlectrix,
Can you show us some games that never made the final cut?
Thanks,
Jesty
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #1: What? Why, all of our games are so awesome, we've already released 'em all!
CEO: Actually, let me handle this one. I have the key to... {Entire face darkens} THE SECRET VAULT.
GRAPHIC DESIGNER #2: I've got a bad feeling about this...
{The CEO is in a dark room, digging through a vault.}
CEO: Hm... The Leigon of Melvin... Cello Hero... Chapstick Warrior... Man, these are good! How'd they end up in the vault? I'm sure I could sell these and still get an awesome profit...
VIDEO GAME MARKET CRASH!
some say videlectrix is to blame, particularly those companies that aren't videlectrix
MEDIA SALES DOWN!
bible game: the movie released, pretty much kills sales (it wasn't our idea)
VIDELECTRIX SUCKS!
paid for by microsoft
{RunningMan runs across the screen, carrying a banner that reads "Click Here To Email Videlectrix".}
Author's Comments
- Rating: N/A
- Did you really think I was going to release this? I may have made some bad emails, but this takes the poison-laced cake!
| Other Character Email Videlectrix |
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freeze ray | SPAMMATORY! | vidiletrix | CopyWriteTM | crash | Doo-Hickey of Intrest'n |
