Other Character Email Strong Man/College

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Summary

Strong Man finds he isn't smart, and trys to go to college Previous Next

Cast(In order of appearance): Strong Man, The Sneak, Strong Sad, Strong Bad, Homestar

Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Typing 'Strong_mail.exe} Sup' mail. I got a tale. Wanna hear? well... {Brings up Email}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, I al-

{Cut to wide shot of the desk}

THE SNEAK: I'll answer this, you're not smart. Your stupid. A stupid dumb man.

STRONG MAN: Am not!

THE SNEAK: Fine then {pause} Whats 6x7?

STRONG MAN: Uh, thir-

THE SNEAK:Too slow! See?Then there's me! I have a masters degree in the following: philosophy, geometry, chemistry, paeleontology, pyramidology and literature. You know what Super Mario? Get a degree! Go to college and overall- GET A LIFE!

{Cut to Bi-cee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} You know what? {Clears screen} Sneaky has a point. Lets cut to the dean.

{Cut to what appears to be a office. Strong Sad is at the desk surrounded by papers. Strong Man walks in and sits down}

STRONG MAN: Hello.

STRONG SAD: Hi! {Shakes Strong Man's hand} Now, before we enroll you, tell me about your personal life.

STRONG MAN: Well, once I saw Limozeen live! Wanna see a flashback?

STRONG SAD: No thank you. Also, YOUR PERSONAL LIFE!

STRONG MAN: I told you.

STRONG SAD: {Stands up and points to a door} Get out of my office!

{Cut to the Bi-cee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well, um, theres always CGNU!

{Cut to Strong Bad at the CGNU principal's desk. Strong Bad and Strong Man are both sitting at a desk}

STRONG BAD: Ok, question 1: Are you awesome?

STRONG MAN: I believe so yes.

STRONG MAN: {Stands up} Your in!

{Homestar runs in.}

HOMESTAR Sir! Stewart let off another A-bomb in the cafeteria!

{Static. Cut to Bi-cee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} So there you have it Sam- the deep fried ham! Or, what...ever... you are. I got smart, Because I felt like it. Yeah. {Quickly} 'Cause I felt like it.

{The paper comes down saying 'Clicky to Email Strong Man'}

STRONG MAN: Yeah. I'm ze smartest. Yeah. I gotta stop saying Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. {Begins clapping} Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. {Drum machine and guitar begin} Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. {Instruments stop} Yeah. That was wicked awesome. Yeah.

Easter eggs

  • At the beginning, click Al- to see a Stick figure with sunglasses captioned 'Al the Man!'
  • Click got smart to see a clip of The sneak

Easter Egg transcript

{The Sneak is in a room buried in degrees. The Sneak's arm is sticking out of it}

The Sneak: {Muffled} Help! Help me! Please! Pleeeaaaseee Help me!. T

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