Other Character Email Strong Man/Sugar rush

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Summary

Strong Man shows us The Sneak with a sugar rush. Next.

Cast (In order of appearance): Strong Man, Homestar, The Sneak.

Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Typing Strong_mail.exe and singing to the tune of Ruby by the Kaiser Cheifs.} Email Email Email Email!!! Lad ah dee de aaahhhh!!!! {Brings up email}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Um, yes question. HAVE YOU EVER LEARNED TO TYPE!? Now, onto the email. The dessert with tHe impact was um...

{Cut to the stick. Strong Man is rolling on the floor with a bowl of Chocozuma's revenge on the floor}

STRONG MAN: Gig gag gooo!!!!! I'm a piano's daughter!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} And at one point, Homestar tryed to feed me laxatives.

{Homestar walks in holding a bottle saying 'Dayzy flucKes!!}

HOMESTAR: Oh! Want some peaut butter? {Holds up jar}

STRONG MAN: {Rapidly} Yes yes yes, no no no! Comma! Bucket! Bucket face! Semi-colon eating! Semi-colon eating puddiiiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!

{Homestar gets spoon out. Cut back to the Bicee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} So, anyways you can imagine the pain I had afterwards. Hmmmmm..... {Cut to view of the desk} THE SNEAK!

THE SNEAK: {Walking in} What! You hairy, huge oaf?

STRONG MAN: Have some of {Holds up a brownie} this!

THE SNEAK: SWEET DEAL!!!!

{The Sneak takes the brownie and eats it. He then begins running in circles}

THE SNEAK: {More rapid than Strong Mans sugar rush} GIMMEE GIMEE GIMEE!!!! No more please please please P-L-Z no more no more!!!!!

STRONG MAN: No! You've already ruined my life enough! {Dumps pudding on The Sneak}

THE SNEAK: {Slowly} Chooooocalate! Sweet, sweeeet chocolate!

{Cut back to Bi-cee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} So there you have it Mar-whatsits! That is The sneak, With a sugar rusha!

{The paper comes down reading 'Clicky to email Strong Man'}

STRONG MAN: Dang. I wonder if-

THE SNEAK: {Offscreen, rapid again} Geeeeenopolis!!!! Link! Linkin park! Eminoo!! Baby seals!

STRONG MAN: The toon is OVER Sneaky!

THE SNEAK: Glug.

Easter eggs

  • Click on Mar to see a clip of Marzipan at dessert time.

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MARZIPAN: {Sitting at her kitchen table} Now I can only eat meat pudding without being scared of a rush!

  • Click on sugar to see Homestar with a sugar rush.

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{Homestar is on his Ikea table doing a headspin}

HOMESTAR: Whooooooooooooo!!!!! {Knocks over cow lamp} Thanks for breaking my micro organism lamp!

  • Click on Rusha to see a picture of a soviet the sneak


Fun facts

Remarks

  • Strong Man types tHe at one point.

Real world references

  • Linkin park is a real band.
  • Meat pudding is probably a reference to black pudding. An English dessert.
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