Other Character Email Strong Man/Music

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Summary

Strong Man attemtps to build an instrument. Previous

Cast(In order of appearance):Strong Man, The Sneak, Zoo997.

Transcript

STRONG MAN: {Typing Strong_mail.EXE} {Singing} Email! I think. Email. Gone in a blink. Nearly all of them are {Operatic tone}Crap! {Brings up Email}

{Reads Sir as 'Unformal' and insturment as 'In-stur-ment.'

STRONG MAN: {Typing} Well dumb name! My in-sturing-chocolate-ment, would be {Clears screen} ooOORRRSSSSOOOMEEEeee, like this. Ahem Cut!

{Cut to a blank, sky-blue screen with a question mark in the center.}

STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} First, it would need a base, that looks like...a...tiger...bear. {An orange and white striped bear pops on screen} And it would have like 48...strings {Strings appear on the floor} No, on the actual instrument. {Strings tighten up the instrument making it look like a guitar} And finally, Amperfiers! e {An amp appears and a chord is simultaneously played with a tiger's roar. Cut back to the Bi-cee}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} See? Awesome! That would be so cool, they would make... Bruitar...Hero.

{Cut to a screen with three silver scrolling buttons and a picture of a 'Bruitar' in the corner}

STRONG MAN: {Voiceover} And you would have to play the notes like, {singing} Doo! Do dah doo! Deee!!! And then you would play Thrash in a fight and I would be fighting off the groupies like, STAY AWAY! And The Sneak would be my roadie and...

{Static cut to a cartoon picture with The Sneak trapped inside a TV with music playing in the background. The Sneak pops on to the screen}

THE SNEAK: Sorry folks. Super Mario got over excited. Instead, you have to watch Zoo997 build an instrument.

{Cut to the Bi-cee Homestar is sitting at the desk wearing a football helmet}

ZOO997: {Typing Zoo_mail.EXE} Hello! This is not my email show! I'm a guest! {Brings up Email}

ZOO997: Dude, learn to spell! You spelt insturment wrong! {Clears screen} Anywho, Mine would be li-

STRONG MAN: {Offscreen} Ahem.

ZOO997: Wah?

{Cut to wide view of the desk}

STRONG MAN: Who the crap are you?!

ZOO997: Zo-

STRONG MAN: Why are you in my room!?

ZOO997: Because The Sne-

STRONG MAN: Why are you checking my email?!

ZOO997: Well be-

STRONG MAN: THESE ARE HYPOTHETICAL QUESTIONS MORON!!!!

ZOO997: Ok. I will just quietly lea-

{Strong Man runs up and punches Zoo in the face. Zoo flys of screen. Strong Man walks in and sits down at the desk.}

STRONG MAN: {Typing} So there you go mridiot. It would look, cooler than you and your bleeding nose.

{The paper comes down}

STRONG MAN: Idiot.

Easter Eggs

Click on 'mridiot' to play Bruitar Hero

Click 'bleeding nose' to see what happened to Zoo.

Easter egg transcript

{Zoo is lying on the floor with his nose bleeding}

ZOO997: Ow...It wa-it was worth it!

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