Other Character Email Gunhaver/Rangeresque2Preview

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Summary

A sneak peek of the new to-be blockbuster of the summer!

Cast (in order of appearance): Rangeresque, Fightflash, Stunt Double, Minion, Firebert, Unnamed Bad Guy, Sterrance Puppet or Unnamed Bad Guy's Pet, Foxyface

Transcript

{We cut to a piece of paper that says the following.}

Shim-Sham Gunhaver Movie Studios presents:

{Then another piece of paper is revealed.}

Rangeresque 2: No, it's Not Rangeresque B, This Time, it's Not Rangeresque A

{Then we cut to a newspaper. Taped to it is a piece of paper that says:}

Missing CD Missing!

{Then we cut to an office. Rangeresque (sitting behind a desk) puts the newspaper down.}

Rangeresque: It's going to be hard finding that missing CD.

{Then we cut to Fightflash.}

Fightflash: Well, eef you can't do it, no one can.

{Then we cut back to Rangeresque.}

Rangeresque: You're right, but the elevator is screwed up, {gets ready to jump to his left} so it looks like I'm going to have to jump!

{Then Rangeresque jumps. Then we cut to Reynold (with a brown hat and a brown coat) being pushed off the roof of the Cheat Commandos HQ. Then we cut to Reynold landing into a pond that is labeled "piranha pond." Then Rangeresque (after some editing) leaves the pond.}

{Then we cut to Rangeresque in a room with Minion.}

Rangeresque: Either you give me the CD, or punch me in the face!

{Then we see Minion punching Reynold (dressed as Rangeresque) in the face, knocking him away to the right.}

Reynold: {off-screen} Ouch. He is stronger than Arrowhaver.

{Then we cut to a street. Rangeresque is playing with a Game Boy (I mean, Bame Goy) on a bench. Firebert and a CD can be seen in the background.}

Rangeresque: Where is that tape? I mean, CD?

{Then Firebert notices he's on camera, so he backs away off-screen. Suddenly, we hear a splat from the Bame Goy.}

Rangeresque: Oh man! I lost again!

{Then we cut to a blue room. Unnamed Bad Guy is there, holding his "pet." He is standing by a lever.}

Unnamed Bad Guy: Prepare to be crushed, Ranger-e-skew!

{Then he pulls the lever. Then we cut to Rangeresque on the street. After some editing, Reynold (dressed as Rangeresque) is crushed by a Heavy Lourde.}

Reynold: {from under the weight} Ow. This hollow weight is affecting my oxygen.

{Then we cut to a café with Foxyface turning away from Rangeresque.}

Foxyface: I won't watch you die, Rangeresque.

Rangeresque: Don't worry, Foxyface. Tonight, dying is not on the menu. See? {takes out a menu and opens it before throwing it away} But it looks like I have to jump!

{Then Rangeresque jumps to his left off-screen. Then we cut to Reynold (dressed as Rangeresque) being pushed off the roof of the Cheat Commandos HQ again. Then we see him land in the piranha pond/pudding factory. Then we see Rangeresque walking away from the pond/factory.}

{Then we cut to Fightflash in the office.}

Fightflash: That sounds preettee dangerous.

{Then we cut to Rangeresque, standing by a window.}

Rangeresque: No, sounds Rangeresque, which doesn't really make a joke. But still.

{Then we cut to this written on a big piece of paper.}

Rangeresque 2: No, it's Not Rangeresque B, This Time, it's Not Rangeresque A
Coming some time
Rated R for Ridiculous A for Awexome!
Starring: The Cheat Commandos, the Bad Guys, the Special Effects, and that one punching bag, I mean, stunt double

We now return to the 50th Gunhaver Email Special