Other Character Email Gunhaver/Fluffy Puff Commercial

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Summary

A commercial brought to you by Galoob.

Cast (in order of appearance): Seargeant Marshie, Two Cheats

Transcript

{We cut to a dark green background. Sear-g-geant Marshie flies towards the screen. A military-style version of the Fluffy Puff Marshmallow song begins playing.}

S. Marshie: Attention! Guess what? Us people at Galoob are bringing to you...

{Then a bag of Army Puff Marshmallows appear below S. Marshie.}

S. Marshie: ...the new Army Puff Marshmallows! And guess what? {suddenly flies to the screen} They look and taste different!!

{Then we cut to two Cheats (in military clothes) with S. Marshie flying to them.}

S. Marshie: Try it. You won't regret it.

{One of the Cheats eats the marshmallow before running away.}

S. Marshie: And that's why you should choose Army Puff Marshmallows over Staley Puff Marshmallows!

Other Cheat: But they taste the same!

{Suddenly, S. Marshie flies in front of that Cheat and makes a scary face, scaring the crap out of that Cheat.}

S. Marshie: No they don't! Army Puff Marshmallows are better!

{Then we cut to S. Marshie in front of the dark green background.}

S. Marshie: Buy all of the Army Puff Marshmallows you can handle, and you will be the winner of the day!

{Then S. Marshie flies away, leaving behind a ribbon that says "of the day."}

{Then we cut to S. Marshie flying over a battleground.}

S. Marshie: {singing} they're dark green... you'll be keen... if you eat all the Army Puff Marshmallows you can eat. And the bags have a marshmallow with a helmet on!

Announcer: {voiceover} Brought to you from the people who did not make Bread and Sugar.

{A box of Bread and Sugar appears on screen. Then we fade to black.}

We return to the 50th Gunhaver Email Special