Other Character Email Gunhaver/Fluffy Puff Commercial
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Summary
A commercial brought to you by Galoob.
Cast (in order of appearance): Seargeant Marshie, Two Cheats
Transcript
{We cut to a dark green background. Sear-g-geant Marshie flies towards the screen. A military-style version of the Fluffy Puff Marshmallow song begins playing.}
S. Marshie: Attention! Guess what? Us people at Galoob are bringing to you...
{Then a bag of Army Puff Marshmallows appear below S. Marshie.}
S. Marshie: ...the new Army Puff Marshmallows! And guess what? {suddenly flies to the screen} They look and taste different!!
{Then we cut to two Cheats (in military clothes) with S. Marshie flying to them.}
S. Marshie: Try it. You won't regret it.
{One of the Cheats eats the marshmallow before running away.}
S. Marshie: And that's why you should choose Army Puff Marshmallows over Staley Puff Marshmallows!
Other Cheat: But they taste the same!
{Suddenly, S. Marshie flies in front of that Cheat and makes a scary face, scaring the crap out of that Cheat.}
S. Marshie: No they don't! Army Puff Marshmallows are better!
{Then we cut to S. Marshie in front of the dark green background.}
S. Marshie: Buy all of the Army Puff Marshmallows you can handle, and you will be the winner of the day!
{Then S. Marshie flies away, leaving behind a ribbon that says "of the day."}
{Then we cut to S. Marshie flying over a battleground.}
S. Marshie: {singing} they're dark green... you'll be keen... if you eat all the Army Puff Marshmallows you can eat. And the bags have a marshmallow with a helmet on!
Announcer: {voiceover} Brought to you from the people who did not make Bread and Sugar.
{A box of Bread and Sugar appears on screen. Then we fade to black.}
