Other Character Email Gunhaver/Favorites/Reinforcements
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Summary
Is Reinforcements good enough to be Gunhaver's favorite Cheat Commando?
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Flashfight, Reinforcements, BlastFit, Producer, Sergeant Marshie, Sergeant Nibbles, Alpha Stan
Lines: 59
Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver at the Wall of Favorites.}
GUNHAVER: Of course! Reinforcements is my favorite Cheat Commando! That veteran. He is so skilled in combat. Plus, he has that Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket thingie. I wonder where he is.
{Cut to Gunhaver in Flashfight's office. Flashfight is writing on a piece of paper.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Flashfight, do you know where Reinforcements is?
FLASHFIGHT: I zeenk 'ees at the feelds, battling BlastFeet.
GUNHAVER: Battling BlastFit? Cool! I get to see him battle!
{Cut to a field, where Reinforcements and BlastFit are facing each other. Reinforcements is preparing his Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket and BlastFit is preparing his ion cannon.}
REINFORCEMENTS: Do you thornk that you can be a good Chort Commando?
BLASTFIT: I sure can. I will blast you to smithereens with my ion cannon!
REINFORCEMENTS: What's an ion cannon?
BLASTFIT: I don't know. I just like to use it because it creates big explosions. I like big explosions.
{Gunhaver walks onscreen.}
GUNHAVER: Hey guys. What're you guys up to?
REINFORCEMENTS: Shh... We're going to bortle any minute now.
{Just then, Reinforcements pushes Gunhaver onto the ground while an energy blast flies past where they were standing seconds ago. Cut to BlastFit, who has his ion cannon raised. Cut to Reinforcements and Gunhaver on the ground. BlastFit walks onscreen.}
REINFORCEMENTS: Hey! I wasn't ready!
BLASTFIT: Who cares? This is a battle for the prize, and the prize belongs to the winner, and the winner is the best fighter, and I am the best fighter, and...
GUNHAVER: Shut up. It's bad enough you tried to vaporize me to death. To rant on endlessly is even worse!
REINFORCEMENTS: No, let me fort this bortle! Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket fire!
{Reinforcements shoots a missile out of his JRBRR at BlastFit, who jumps into the air with backflips. Then he lands on the ground and shoots another blast out of his ion cannon at Reinforcements, who flies into the air with his JRBRR.}
REINFORCEMENTS: Haha! You can't attack me while I'm flying!
BLASTFIT: Flying? Flying??? {manic} That's a word that'll make me go into a fit!
{Suddenly, BlastFit begins foaming at the mouth and begins shaking furiously.}
BLASTFIT: BLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBBLBBLLBLBBLBBBLBBL!!!!!
{BlastFit begins jumping around mindlessly while randomly shooting with his ion cannon mercilessly. Gunhaver is nearly hit by BlastFit's ion cannon's blasts several times. Meanwhile, Reinforcements lands on the ground and shoots a missile at the ground near BlastFit, sending him flying into the air and falling onto the ground unconscious.}
REINFORCEMENTS: Yes! I've won!
GUNHAVER: Congratulations. But why did you fight?
REINFORCEMENTS: Hurry! We might be to lorte!
GUNHAVER: Too lorte... I mean, too late for what?
{Reinforcements runs off-screen. Gunhaver runs to follow him. Cut to a studio. Reinforcements flies using his JRBRR into a room, causing debris to fall into the room. Gunhaver runs into the room, panting.}
GUNHAVER: Reinforcements, why are we here?
REINFORCEMENTS: Quiet. I might not be too lorte.
{A producer comes.}
PRODUCER: May I help you?
REINFORCEMENTS: Can I still troy out for the Army Porff Marshmorllow commercials?
GUNHAVER: What???
PRODUCER: Sorry, but the tryouts ended weeks ago. The job for mascot for the Army Puff Marshmallows is Sergeant Nibbles.
REINFORCEMENTS: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
{Cut to a background with dark green colors. Sergeant Marshie flies to the screen.}
SERGEANT MARSHIE: 'Sup privates? Guess who is going to advertise the newest Galoob product?
{Sergeant Marshie flies across the screen.}
SERGEANT MARSHIE: ME!!!
{Just then, Sergeant Nibbles flies and knocks Sergeant Marshie away from the screen.}
SERGEANT NIBBLES: No, it's me, Sergeant Nibbles. And I am advertising the newest Galoob product, Bite-Sized Army Puff Marshmallows!
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} On the other hand, I don't think that Reinforcements is my favorite Cheat Commando. I mean, who would want to like someone who wants to be a juvenile mascot? Well, that's all.
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- Click on juvenile mascot to see the action figure for Sergeant Nibbles:
- Tiny and cute
- 1 years old???
- Advertises the newest Galoob product!
Fun Facts
- Sergeant Marshie first advertised Army Puff Marshmallows here.
- Sergeant Nibbles was made in the Cheat Commandos Characters section.
- The commercial was slightly based on the commercial in bottom 10.
