Other Character Email Gunhaver/Favorites/Arrowhaver
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Summary
Is Arrowhaver good enough to be Gunhaver's favorite Cheat Commando? Well, he is Gunhaver's friend, so...
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, Pineface, Fang, Alpha Stan
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Transcript
{Cut to Gunhaver at the Wall of Favorites.}
GUNHAVER: Of course! Arrowhaver is my favorite Cheat Commando! He is my friend! Although, he did try killing me, but that was in an alternate timeline. Let's go!
{Cut to Arrowhaver in a room with a bag. Gunhaver comes.}
GUNHAVER: Hey Arrowhaver! Buddy ol' pal slash my favorite Cheat Commando!
ARROWHAVER: {delighted} I'm your favorite Cheat Commando? Hoo-hah!
GUNHAVER: Uh, right. So what are you planning to do so I can be involved in some way?
ARROWHAVER: Well, conveniently, I was just about to invite you to a party I got invited to by a person named Fang, who lives in a castle in Tansylvania.
GUNHAVER: Uh... All right, I guess I'll come.
ARROWHAVER: Terrific! Now you can get ready for the trip and party while we have to wait for Pineface to get ready!
GUNHAVER: Okay... Wait, Pineface is coming? Why?
ARROWHAVER: What do you mean? He's a friend of mine, since he is so cool!
GUNHAVER: Okay, that's cool {facing the other way and whispering} not.
{Cut to Tansylvania, which is a dark and gloomy valley area. An Action Figure Storage Truck drives up to an even darker and gloomier black castle that lies on top of a mountain. After parking in front of the castle, Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, and Pineface get out.}
GUNHAVER: All right, so this is the place.
PINEFACE: Hey Arrowhaver, are you sure we aren't going to Ganondorf's castle?
ARROWHAVER: That's an unnecessary reference that we don't need in this episode.
PINEFACE: You broke the fourth wall!
ARROWHAVER: I did??
{Cut to four brick walls nearby. The fourth one collapses into a pile of bricks. Cut back to Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, and Pineface.}
ARROWHAVER: Uh, I didn't do that. Time and fate did that.
GUNHAVER: Whatever. Let's just go into the castle and have this freakin' party.
{Cut to a room inside the castle, which is dark and lit only by candles. Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, and Pineface walk in when Fang lands from above and onto the floor.}
FANG: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Fang! The vampire... I mean, er... the eripmav of the castle in Tansylvania!
{Lightning strikes. Horrifying organ music plays.}
GUNHAVER: Yeah, that's real nice, you eripmav.
FANG: Anyway, have some refreshments.
{Cut to Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, and Pineface at a long table. Fang comes and gives each of them goblets with red liquid.}
FANG: Enjoy this blood, I mean, liquid... juice.
{Gunhaver takes his goblet and drinks from it.}
GUNHAVER: Mmm... Tastes like blood.
FANG: Well, that's because it's blood, I mean, juice. Tomato juice.
GUNHAVER: Oh, I thought this was ketchup juice.
FANG: Ketchup is made from tomatoes, you know?
GUNHAVER: Shut up.
PINEFACE: You know, this "tomato juice"...
FANG: How dare you use quotation marks!
PINEFACE: You broke the fourth wall!
{Just then, a wall collapses.}
ARROWHAVER: No, time and fate broke the wall.
FANG: Oh, let's just cut to the chase and climax where I try to attack you and suck your blood!
GUNHAVER: Okay. Go ahead.
{Fang roars.}
FANG: I'm going to suck your blood!
GUNHAVER: Oh no!
ARROWHAVER: Let's run!
PINEFACE: Agreed!
{Gunhaver, Arrowhaver, and Pineface knock Fang onto the ground as they run into him and out of the castle.}
FANG: Darn it, I suck at this.
{Cut to Gunhaver in front of the Alpha 1260.}
GUNHAVER: {typing} Stupid, stupid Arrowhaver! What an idiot! He's so stupid, that he accepts invitations from a vampire Cheat and is willing to get his blood sucked! Nope, not my favorite Cheat Commando! But he's my friend, {whispering} and I have to be careful with him.
ALPHA STAN:Click here to email Gunhaver at GEmail.exe
Easter Eggs
- Click on the walls that collapse during this email to see them reconstruct and collapse spontaneously.
Fun Facts
- Gunhaver saying that Arrowhaver once tried killing him is referencing to Unused emails and Who Shot Mr. Haver? (Part 2).
- Fang is made in the Cheat Commandos Characters section.
- Tansylvania is based on Transylvania, where Dracula lives.
