Arrow'd Emails
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Email Arrow'd Guy, Owmyskin@Hrfwiki.org
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- 00:25, 5 May 2010 (UTC): Ummm... if you don't send an email, I'll have to make one up.
- 23:26, 1 May 2010 (UTC): This was made to pay homage to what led me to H*R. You rule, TGS. Anyhow, if someone can please help me with the blockquotes, I'd apriciate it.
Characters
Arrow'd Guy
The Arrow'd Guy is the tormentor of the members of the Teen Girl Squad. His many professions include an archer (who shoots arrows from his mouth), a truck driver, owner of a Pan-Asian Cuisine stand, a brain mech pilot, and ship captain.
Teen Girl Squad
Cheerleader, So and So, Whats Her Face, and The Ugly One are four stereotypical teenage girls. They are often seen trying to attract boys. They are often killed by the Arrow'd Guy and his comrades.
Four Gregs
D'nd Greg, Sci-Fi Greg, Open Source Greg, and Japanese Culture Greg are a group of four geeky teenagers. They often battle with Tompkins over the girl's attention.
Tompkins
Tompkins lives in a house with his robotic mother, Momkins, and his baby brother, Timkins. He has known the Girls since birth, and used to threaten to push them into snakewater. Now, hee often fights with the Four Gregs for the Girls affections. He enjoys playing Game Boy, on which he has an overfed virtual pet.
The PoPo
The PoPo is the local police force. It is made up of Willson (left) and Fred (right). Willson is currently dating Momkins, a relationship that both Fred and Timpkins dissaprove of. They often neglect their policeman duties. They enjoy watching Wreseling matches.
Computers
Bow 2600
The Arrow'd Guy's first computer is the Bow 2600. He often complains of it's terrible graphics, and long loading times. It is unknown how long he has had it, as he starts with it in email one.
Emails Checked on the Bow 2600: 1
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Okay party people. Is anyone still here? Time for my rant.
I don't blame Dot Com for this. In all honesty, this place had it comming. It was basicly like "Oh, new rules so we don't churn out crap? I won't follow it! We didn't before! Besides, I have 3 fanstuffs!" I think Whats her face had it best:
The Glorious Gravy Boat has sunk, and the scrapings of substance have been left to form terrible bacteria which has already infected the promised land.
Very few have outlived this plauge, and even good fanstuffers have fallen to the disease. It's driving everyone to maddness! While a few new fanstuffs have gone up to and over the bar, a some lot more have made this place seem like a dump. I will admit, the things I did didn't exactly help, either.
Im also gonna go against the crowd and disagree with this: "OMG Dot com did this teh jerk!!!!11111one!1!!" No! Fellow users, we brought this upon ourselves! It's not the fault of the man who tried to fix it for the past two years! When the Glorious Gravy Boat landed, we were supposed to look at them as modell fanstuffs. They were what the new wiki was supposed to be, but instead...
Fellow users, we deserve this fate! Now face it like a man!
Now, if you think you're a good fanstuffer, and have no place to go, there's always Strongbadia the Free and their recently-purged fanstuff section. Sory about putting this, but...
Imma goin' down witta ship!
You're dead. It's okay, everyone dies. The people here all are dead. Some died before you, some long after. But you're all here now. Christian Shepard- Lost series finalie