Arrow'd Emails/methods
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The Arrow'd Guy is asked about his favorite killing methods. Hilarity ensues.
Cast (in order of appearance): Teen Girl Squad, Arrow'd Guy, Justin Bieber, The PoPo, Tompkins (easter egg)
Places: A field, Computer Room, a Justin Bieber concert, the boardwalk
Computer: Bow 2600
Date: Sunday, May 2, 2010
Page Title: Bow 2600! Even more crappier than the 2500!!!!
Transcript
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Teen Girl Squad! Cheerleader {screen shows Cheerleader, with "Poison darts!" next to her. Her shirt reads “that’s what i said!”} So and So {Comic books!!} What's Her Face {shotg‘n!} The Ugly One {mirrors!?}
{Screen now shows The Ugly One, with numerous arrows flying through the air behind her.}
THE UGLY ONE: Justin Bieber loves me more!!
{Zoom out. The Ugly One is pierced by the arrows. We see the Arrow'd Guy, with more arrows coming out of his mouth.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: ARROWED!
THE UGLY ONE: OW! My skin!
ARROW‘D GUY: {smiles} heh.
{cut to a field. The Arrow’d Guy is standing on the left. There are birds and the sun in the sky. The birds spontaneously combust. Cut to a room with a computer on a table. Arrow’d Guy is sitting at it.}
ARROW'D GUY: Lets see what we have today!
Dear Arrow'dude,
What is your favorite torture method for unruly teenagers?
Murder she wrote,
Gun'd Guy
ARROW'D GUY: {reads the email.} Well Gun'd Juy, there's all kinds of methods I use! Lets go take a look!
{cut back to the field. The Ugly One is laying on the ground dead. Multiple arrows protrude from her. The Arrow'd Guy is on the right.}
ARROW'D GUY: Oh yeah, I already killed her today. No use beatin' a dead horse again.
{cut to a barn. the Arrow'd Guy is seen hitting a dead horse with a baseball bat.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Bat'd!!!
{cut back to the field}
ARROW'D GUY: Nope, not going down that road again.
{cut to a stadium. It is empty except for Cheerleader, who is standing next to a stage. On the stage is Justin Bieber.}
Arrow'd Guy: Ah perfect! No witnesses!
Justin Bieber: And my next song is for that lone girl up in the front.
ARROW'D GUY: Drat! To many witnesses!
{Cut to a close up of Cheerleader.}
CHEERLEADER: He acknowlegded my presence! I love you Justin Bieber!!!
{Cut to a close up of Justin Bieber. The Arrow'd Guy is right next to him, with a Gibson Flying V halfway out his mouth. It goes straight through Justin Bieber.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Heavy metal'd!!
{Cut back to a close up of Cheerleader.}
CHEERLEADER: No! You didn't have to die! I'd take a bullet for you!
ARROW'D GUY: {offscreen} Really? Okay!
{A giant bullet can be seen hitting Cheerleader, leaving a giant hole similar to the one left when Dn'd Greg was gutted like sheep.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Bullet'd!!
CHEERLEADER: I meant that figuratively!
{cut to a close up of the Arrow'd Guy}
ARROW'D GUY: Two down, two to go!
{cut to the library. So and So is sitting and reading.}
SO AND SO: It's so amazing where books can take you!
{The Arrow'd Guy appears nex to So and So. A Comic book is flying from his mouth, and lands in a stack of books next to So and So.}
'SO AND SO: {putting down the book she had been reading} Lets see what other fine pieces of liturature is in the stack! {she picks up the comic book, starts to read it, and has a heart attack.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Comic Book'd!
SO AND SO: Ow! My education!
{cut to a boardwalk. Whats her face is behind a stand reading "3 Spring Rolls ON WHEELZ!!!!!!". She is wearing a baseball cap that reads "Get your MSG on!" The PoPo walk up.}
WHAT'S HER FACE: Can I interest you gentlemen in some...
FRED: No sir, we aren't intersted in buying drugs.
WHAT'S HER FACE: But...
FRED: But nothing, sir. Dont' make us bring you down to the slammer!
{The PoPo leave, and the Arrow'd Guy approaches the stand.}
ARROW'D GUY: I'll take three Spring rolls, please.
WHAT'S HER FACE: {slightly annoyed} Well good, 'cause that's the only thing we have.
{Whats Her Face grabs three spring rolls and tosses them into the Arrow'd Guy's open mouth. The Arrow'd Guy spits them back out at What's Her Face.}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: Reverse MSG'd!!
WHAT'S HER FACE: Ow! My intestines!
{cut back to the computer room. The Arrow'd Guy is typing.}
ARROW'D GUY: Well whoever, I hope that answers your question. If not... ARROW'D!!! {several arrows fly out of his mouth and get lodged in the moniter.}
{a paper comes down readin "it's over!"}
NARRATOR STRONG BAD: IT'S OVER!
Easter Eggs
Click on "question" at the end to see a scene with Tompkins at the boardwalk.
WHAT'S HER FACE: {in the back ground} Ow! My intestines!
TOMPKINS: Why can't I be massacered! {sadly} I want my thunder back!
