The Stick's Blog/1

Date: 23:19, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Dampened
Weather: It just rained

It was raining all yesterday and today and it just stopped a few minutes ago, so I thought I'd post on my interblag while the weather's clear. Man, the rain was so fierce, I could hardly keep up with my sports tv. There was some Kungarian woman racing in a bathtub. It was seriously messed-up and the picture was bad too. There was a hole in the clouds for a while, by it missed me entirely. I had a feeling it wasn't just any hole. Turns out it was a hole in time and space and a couple of weird yellow mice dropped out and chatted with each other in fragmental sentences about ancient South American ruins or something. They got sucked back up though. It's too bad, I'm lonely. Coach Z came over to my place dressed as a red rabbit with tooth-ed feet, and we camped out and told stories about aliens with eleven toes and a man with a can of beans for a brain. Pretty scary. After Coach Z (who didn't actually act like Coach Z at all), as well as the tent, got blown away by the wind, I just slept for a little while until a heap of sub sandwiches fell from the sky like Lincoln logs and built a little house around me. They were turkey, lettuce, and tomato, and they were good. I slept some more, but then I woke up after a bad dream involving the (shudder) beans-brain man (shudder shudder). After that I watched Star Trek on my iPod, but it got struck by red button lightning. I think it ended up at Bubs' concession stand, because just a minute ago, Bubs came by and offered to sell me an iPod "custom made, for me, by me". Swine. Unfortunately, I had to pay him with my entire collection of Tweezercise tapes, because I was flat broke. And that's where I am now. Uh-oh, some more clouds are rolling in, I had better shut down the... lack of... computer. Yeah.

Date: 15:44, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Just Super
Weather: Sunny and humid

Hey, interblag. Henigon came up to me today and showed me his magic hat. It can change into any kind of hat there is. So, I tried it on, and it turned into a baseball cap with a meat grinder on it. Oh, how tasty. For some reason, it reminded me of a brick wall. Or maybe a brick in a wall. Or something. I dunno. Hengion's magihat is really awesome. He kept switching between a sombrero, a crystal cowboy hat, and a hat with a rainstorm inside it to cool you off. That felt so good. I think everypeoples should have one of those.

Date: 17:59, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Dandy
Weather: Sunny

So, hey there, interblag. I was just hanging around today, when Pom Pom came up with some cousin of his named Henigon and introduced him to me. Of course, I felt pretty honored, until it turned out that Henigon is a hobo who was coming to stay with Pom Pom. P² and I are good friends, yeah, but I can't believe I shook hands with a hobo. WOW THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Twas mah lifelong dream. So, Henigon's gonna stay with Pom Pom for a while. He looks like one of those big 50-sided dice or something, and he's colored like a watermelon. He has a flat-top! He's cool. Well, I'm gots to go and need me to get place. Bie, poepels.

Date: 14:32, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Superb
Weather: Sunny

Hello, interblag. I was reading something cool in the paper, about sticks like me being smarter than your average Homestar. So I challenged Homestar to a round of Leopardy, and won. But he apparently thought he had won, and started dancing around until he fainted. GAME OVEL! And the winning question was the title for this post, "Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?" Homestar said Egg, and I said yes. Yah. Yoink!

Date: 00:45, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Sticky
Weather: Sunny

Hi, Mister Interblag. I'm The Stick. Somehow I'm posting on a blog. Yay! After this I'll glue captions to Marzipan's cat, without her knowing, somehow. Everything is somehow with me. Yeah. But for now I'm just posting on my blag. I mean blag. I mean blag. So, um, yoink!