The Stick's Blog

Date: 16:38, 18 August 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Strange
Weather: The sky is lemon yellow but it's one o' clock in the morning

Wassup, blag? Long post ahead, so long, it's got to be in a... (da-da-da dun!)

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Yeah, it's a big ordeal. Go read it.

Date: 03:24, 9 August 2008 (UTC)
Current mood: Let's do the time warp again
Weather: Dark

Hey interblag. I bet this pebble dude I could stay up all night, so here I am. I've been drinking caffienated drinks like Strong Sad's business. 'Cause Strong Sad is a nobody. Actually, I think someone slipped me some soy sauce, so I might be a little drunk. But no matter. If I win this bet, I get the King of Town's old Hagar the Horrible Halloween costume custom-fitted to my stature. That's gonna be so awesome. Wait... soy sauce... if soy sauce is made of soy beans, and tofu is said to be made of soy beans, not baby seals, then it follow that you(plural) can get drunk on tofu. I wonder how much you'd need though. And where would you keep it? I was watching some Youtube videos just a few minutes ago, like "Camera Tricks"-type searchfor videos, and they're awesome. People teleport, clone themselves, break the laws of entropy and all kinds of crazy crap. It's awesome. Did I say that already? Yeah, I did. I'm getting kinda sleepy, better reach for the coffee/soda/Bull Honkey/avacado/egg roll/fruit punch/spaghetti and meatballs/seltzer/yogurt smoothie blend I made. (is drinking while typing) Ahhh. Wait, that's not my special smoothie blend! That's liquid tranquilizer! Why was that in my cupholder? Arrgh, curse you pebble! CURSE YO— keyboardhitfacezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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