The Neverending Email/Archive 3
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This page contains all Neverending email entries from October 1, 2005 through 5:04 on October 2, 2005.
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Transcript
{Wild Jaro appeared! Pokemon-type battle ensues.}
SUBTITLE: Jaro uses bounce!
{Jaro bounces}
SUBTITLE: Strong Bad is criticaly injered!
{Strong Bad glows}
SUBTITLE: Strong Bad uses self-destruct!
{Strong Bad blows to to pieces. The jaro falls off-screen. Cut to ordinary world.}
HOMESTAR: STRONG BAD! {Looks worredly at his mushy remains.} I must get the stone of Holy crap to revive him!
THE CHEAT: Here it is! {Holds up the stone}
ALL: {Gasps} You can talk!
HOMESTAR: Well anyway, thanks the cheat! {Kicks the cheat through the roof into the distence}
{Homestar revives Strong Bad. A fan comes through the door.}
A FAN: What the crap.
{Strong Bad draws a rocket launcher and blows A fan to pieces}
STRONG BAD: OK guys, lets go home!
{Four hours later}
{Strong Bad at the compy}
STRONG BAD: Check a bit-a email, come on, come on!
Dear Strong Bad,
Do you take your wreseling mask,
and boxing gloves off before you go to bed?
Crapfully yours,
'Nother Fan
STRONG BAD: What the crap!?! Now I have to kill this guy too?
STRONG BAD: Man, this is a long freakin' email!
Dear S and some kinda B,
If you had a million dollars for one day,
what would you buy?
Fat fryer
STRONG BAD: A million dollars, eh? Hmm... It's kinda hard to decide, actually. The Cheat!!!
{The Cheese walks in}
STRONG BAD: Hey, wheres The Cheat?
{Cut to a locked closet. The Cheat's mouth is taped, and his arms and legs are tyed up}
{Cut back to SB and The Cheese}
THE CHEESE: I'm taking over!
{The Cheese kicks SB}
THE CHEESE: A million dollars? I would buy the biggist computer, ever! Bye.
STRONG BAD: Wait!
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah, the eturnal vengence thing. Well I'm comin after you 'Nother fan! And you can't stop me!
{Leaves}
{Cut to Bubs' Consession Stand}
BUBS: Hey Strong Bad.
STRONG BAD: I'm going to kill 'Nother fan. Do you know where he is?
{Bubs points to Marshmallows Last Stand}
BUBS: I saw him go that way! That'll be 6 dollars.
STRONG BAD: What?! That is so not worth 6 dollars!
BUBS: Well, I decided to raise the prices.
STRONG BAD: Will pencil shavings do?
BUBS: Yeah. Sure.
{Strong Bad hands bubs some pencil shavings}
{Cut to Strong Bad walking along on the field}
HOMSAR: AAAaaaahhhh! Hey, Reggie.
STRONG BAD: I'll won't bury you with scorpions if you give me all your money.
HOMSAR: Here's your hot wings.
{Homsar hands strong bad $100}
STRONG BAD: Sweet!
{Cut to Strong Bad at Marshmallows Last Stand}
STRONG BAD: Hey, Dairy Queen, where's 'Nother fan? I'm going to teach him a lesson.
STRONG SAD: Do you have to use violence for everything? He's in the seat by that window.
{Strong Bad kicks Strong Sad}
'NOTHER FAN: So Homestar, that's one the most easiest ways to dominate the Earth.
HOMESTAR: Thanks!
STRONG BAD: Hey! 'Nother fan! I'm going to teach you a lesson!
'NOTHER FAN: OH CRAP! The Paper, come down!
{The Paper comes down and 'Nother fan grabs on to it and rides it up}
STRONG BAD: Not so fast 'Nother fan!
{Strong Bad climbs up a ladder in the back}
'NOTHER FAN: You'll never take me alive!
{'Nother fan kicks the ladder over. It falls down and crushes Strong Bad. He lays on the floor unconcious.}
'NOTHER FAN: MWHAHAHAHA! I have killed Strong Bad! Now nothing can stand in my way as I dominate the world!
{Cut to Sweet Cuppin' Cakes world}
STRONG BAD: Where the crap am I?
{An orange Homestar with a blue star comes in}
STRONG BAD: Who the crap are you?
ORANGE HOMESTAR: I am ratsemoH. I have come here to-
{Strong bad hits the floor}
STRONG BAD: AAAAHHHHHH!!!
{Strong Bad hits the floor one last time and creates a hole in it and falls through}
{Cut to Strong Bad waking up one the couch in his basement}
STRONG BAD: Was this just some sort of bad dream? Nobody named A fan and 'Nother fan exists?
MARZIPAN: 'Nother fan said he found you one of the bricks from Bubs' Consession Stand fell on you.
STRONG BAD: THAT'S IT!
{Strong bad punches 'Nother fan causing him to fall down and die}
STRONG BAD: OH MAN! That feels so much better! I think I'll end this neverending email.
STRONG SAD: NO! You'll ruin the storyline!
STRONG BAD: Fine. I won't, just quit breaking the fourth wall! I'll go check another email.
{Cut to the computer room}
Dear Strong Bad,
I just heard there is some treasure buried at Homestar's house
Hope we don't die soon,
ratsemoH, I mean Some guy
STRONG BAD: Holy crap! I could buy like a zillion Cold Ones and date a lot of hot girls! I'd better get going!
{Matt and Mike Chapman enter}
MATT: Stop this. You're not going anywhere.
STRONG BAD: Uh oh. This is serious. They called the big guys in.
MIKE: This doesn't even make sense anymore. People are just putting in random crap.
MATT: This is the Neverending Email, not the Buncha Emails Put Together.
MIKE: Yeah, you'd better answer this email good.
STRONG BAD: Yes...sir.
{Matt and Mike start to exit}
MATT: And don't end it!
{They leave completely}
STRONG BAD: Alright, now to actually do this thing...come on! To Homestar's house!
{adventurous music starts to play but gets cut off with the sound of a record scratching}
STRONG SAD: Who are you saying c'mon to? Nobody is coming with you!
STRONG BAD: Um... Who isn't coming with me?
STRONG SAD: Everybod...
STRONG BAD: Shut up! Uh, Doreauxgard is coming with me!
{Strong Bad pulls Doreauxgard out from behind his back}
{Homestar jumps up from behind the computer just like in 'The Lil Brudder Show'}
HOMESTAR: Doreauxgard! You have no arms or legs! {falls back down and jumps up again} In fact you have no body! {down and up} How can you live as a cantaloupe? {down but not back up}
STRONG SAD: Homestar, your suposed to cry over {his eyes start to twinkle} Lil Brudder.
{Homestar stands up with an angry face}
HOMESTAR: I know I cry over Lil Brudder but... {he starts jumping and falling again} Imangine if they joined forces! {down and up} They could fight the evil bad financial advice! {down and stays down}
STRONG BAD: You know, I really should have left this scene ages ago...
{Homestar jumps out from behind the couch and lands on Strong Bad, knocking him out.}
{Strong Bad wakes up in A fan's place.}
STRONG BAD: Where am I?
HOMESTAR: You fought a wild Jaro and self-destructed.
STRONG BAD: So the cheat talkin', 'Nother fan and the tresure under Homestar's house was just a death dream?
STRONG SAD: Yep.
STRONG BAD: Well whatever. Lets go to Texas and take A fan down!
